warm enchiladas
a salted margarita
cinco de mayo

I tried to register as a sex offender, but they said to be a registered sex offender you first have to commit and be convicted of a sex offense... So you're telling me that I can commit sex offenses before being registered? That's like saying you can drive before you get your license. What's the point?!

So many shit ticks
here in the Lard's pig garden...
but Cunt's stuck on Darth.

So many topics
here in the Lord's big garden...
but Darth's stuck on shit.

Gary Gardengnome
Has just been added to the
sex offenders list

Syllable Lectern
Cannibal haiku poet
His farts smell like you

Pie slant slop piling
Thought way poo popsicle meat
Sith Frodo detached

Meghan Markle's cunt
High in carbs,low in fiber
Not very healthy

I can t stop smiling
Got a new bicycle seat
with dildo attached

I can

Blue zit fuzz whore ass
Azure blow, post love thigh twerk
Fizz unedited

Knew it was your ass
As you know, most of my work
Is uncredited

I just smell like poop.
That's my distended rectum.
It's hard to keep clean.

When I poo it's like
alien queen laying eggs.
I love Aliens.

I can hear Ripley.
Get away from her, YOU BITCH!
My Hollywood role.

The Alien's cunt.
That was really my asshole.
And you never knew.

Lets bomb a dog show.
They used to be wolves, you know.
Free the canine beast!

But that isn't me.
I'm afraid that's my poems.
Smell how they fester!

I can smell you, Darth.
Your miasma drifts my way
Like something that died.

Through the window I
See his cock invade your mouth
Bitmoji heartclutch

Underwear stained red.
Pork blood cubes diarrhea.
Or my period.

I just shat my pants.
Wait... sorry, those were your pants.
Now you put them on.

Pork blood jello cubes.
Well, that is what they look like.
It's what's for dessert.

Chicken intestines
skewered on a sharp wood stick
grilled and doused in sauce.

Better an F-bomb
Than NH4NO3
mixed with diesel fuel.

Unoriginal.
Silly little copy cat.
Go find your own filth!

This is my cesspool.
Like a spring hottub party.
The turds are my friends.

Better friends than you.
And they do not stink as bad.
And keep their mouths shut.

Silly little man
Sad scrawler of endless filth
Zip your lip now, child.

Those damn nasty gnomes.
I caught them playing frisbee
with my peeled cock scabs.

Holy Christ fuck shit!
What horrible fuckery!
You should be ashamed!

This is what happened
To Julian Assange's
Cat: waterboarded

Which is very cruel
Because cats obviously
Hate when they get wet

McCain's brain tumor
Went on CNN and they
Called it "War Hero"

Stelter frigging cried
Van had a panic attack
Wolf jumped up and down

Poor Pompeii bastard
Eternal game of statues
Choking his chicken

I fucked the Baker
And the Candlestick Maker
Next, Sam the Butcher

this is hella gay
I am supposed to be doing
a history pro (ject)

I really hate hai-
kus they make me wanna die
this took 15 mins

Googly eyed wang
Tattoo a shark face on it
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-doo

Flour fucking yeast infection beer drunk dili-rius tremors aftershock schnapps douche emergency room scandal. Turtle cunt muddy twat. Give us this day our daily yeast infection. For giving us flatus, forgive those who flatus against us. God hates you and wants you to die, and that's why God made gasoline.

He was not guilty.
The attack was ordered by
President George Bush

I'm ordering in
I'm thinking a big ten inch
(Chinese people laugh)

The New World Order
A Project for a New Islamic Century

Rolling in the flour
So you can find the wet spot
Darn yeast infection!

The baker fucked me
With hard, day old baguette bread
The best stuffing ever

What do you call it?
When fresh bread gets a hard on?
A raging crouton!!

Depravity... yawn.
Eating fetuses. How dull.
Is that all you've got?

God is like Beavis.
Just look at the universe.
That is proof enough.

Cassowary cunt.
Not quite as tight as chickens',
But a fun challenge.

God laughed the loudest
Then he pulled out his big schlong
And caused an earthquake

Penis weigh station
Embarrassing to be puny
Everyone laughing

Two bitcoin blowjob
A postcard from that mean bird
Cassowary Cum

Semen cannonball
Where's my morning after pill
You Neaderthal?

Aboursiones? Depends how they're cooked!

We went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say...
Feed us. Feed us. Feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare!
--Bo Burnham

This actor's guild/union, our payment for performing in this play -- coffee, beer, and a few orgasms. Fleeting currency universal BitCoin and the more depraved and dilapidated it all becomes, the more value it has and there is no reason for it all.

Do not cum in me.
I'll give birth to Donald Trump.
Dayglo afterbirth.

There is NO hope for the future and, while abortion is immoral and wrong and we should NOT deprive those little cocksuckers of their chance at life/suffering and misery, abortion is preemptive euthanasia. The youth in Asia support euthanasia. Flush them all. Deprive the Holy Audience of their Comical Play. It's the only true rebellion. Take up your full auto weapons and have a shopping mall hunting party. Or if you'd rather...

Ingest mutagens.
Give God His entertainment.
Two-headed lead role.

Dried pussy mucus.
Also known as cunt boogers.
Roll it 'tween your toes.

eternity
fetish
entropy
dilemma
mystical
harvest

haunting
habit
mutation
hesitation
siren
baptism