BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
312 Days
65999 Haikus
Amplified moans
Masturbating in the fields
Jolly Green Giant
Haiku #64845, by Jolly Green Schmegma of Hi Ho Ho
May 16, 2019 5:47 pm ET

Not unlike a circle jerk
Without the jerking
Haiku #64844, by People Person
May 16, 2019 1:37 pm ET

I feel the Spirit . . .
Brothers, sisters, let us HONK !
Let us honk as one.
Haiku #64843, by Honkler of Honkdom
May 16, 2019 10:06 am ET

Chinese factory
Rest assured, nose to grindstone
Make your next dildo
Haiku #64842, by Wang Laughing of Everybody have fun tonight
May 16, 2019 6:59 am ET

In China right now.
Brain washing is coming back
The fifties again

The new type of slaves
Are being beaten down hard
With Maoist bull chit

Democrats watching
The red big brother antics
With longing eyes.

They quite love that stuff-
They hate free speech though and truth.
Never give them power!
Haiku #64841, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:56 am ET

The woman is mad.!
Not talking to me two days.
Thinks its punishment,,,
Haiku #64840, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:41 am ET

She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...
Haiku #64839, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:38 am ET

That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.
Haiku #64838, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:28 am ET

Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu
Haiku #64837, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 16, 2019 6:23 am ET

Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat
Haiku #64836, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 4:56 am ET

Natural casing
Shifty eyed, hiking up pants
Happy Father
Haiku #64835, by A real wiener of Wienermobile
May 16, 2019 4:28 am ET

Let's be frank about Frank's frank.
Haiku #64834, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 4:01 am ET

Is it wrong to bring up the topic of penises when your teenage daughter and her friends are eating hotdogs?
Haiku #64833, by Anonymous Poet
May 16, 2019 3:59 am ET

Oscillating Fan
Front row at the tennis match
Tres cool as always
Haiku #64832, by John Backend Bro of Pringles can
May 16, 2019 3:48 am ET

Lo Fan on mountain
A meditation retreat
Now he is Hi Fan
Haiku #64831, by Hyu Min
May 16, 2019 1:49 am ET

Lo Fan Fan on low
Blowing Barry Manilow
Cunt smile without you
Haiku #64830, by Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
May 16, 2019 12:37 am ET

Where did Lo Fan go?
He was a voice of reason
And wisdom of age...
Haiku #64829, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2019 10:12 pm ET

Roy Clark's hair transplant
Held together with semen
From Buck Owen's cock
Haiku #64828, by Hee Haw of Kornfield
May 15, 2019 1:32 pm ET

You entered the room
Scuse my stiff,formal greeting
Penis Tuxedo
Haiku #64827, by Justin Time of prom season
May 15, 2019 1:25 pm ET

junior samples auto sales
I love my hee haw
Haiku #64826, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 1:12 pm ET

I searched the world over
and I thought I found true love
you met another and phssst
Haiku #64825, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 1:11 pm ET

it tastes like chicken
Haiku #64824, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 1:05 pm ET

where or where are you
tonight, why did you leave me
here all alone, I
Haiku #64823, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 12:59 pm ET

warm enchiladas
a salted margarita
cinco de mayo
Haiku #64822, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy
May 15, 2019 12:41 pm ET

I tried to register as a sex offender, but they said to be a registered sex offender you first have to commit and be convicted of a sex offense... So you're telling me that I can commit sex offenses before being registered? That's like saying you can drive before you get your license. What's the point?!
Haiku #64821, by Why is beastiality considered cruelty to animals? They don't seem to mind.
May 15, 2019 11:12 am ET

So many shit ticks
here in the Lard's pig garden...
but Cunt's stuck on Darth.
Haiku #64820, by Unhealthy obsession.
May 15, 2019 11:05 am ET

So many topics
here in the Lord's big garden...
but Darth's stuck on shit.
Haiku #64819, by Seriously, can you imagine dining with him? YUCK.
May 15, 2019 9:07 am ET

Gary Gardengnome
Has just been added to the
sex offenders list
Haiku #64818, by Dink Puller of High AF
May 14, 2019 11:18 pm ET

Syllable Lectern
Cannibal haiku poet
His farts smell like you
Haiku #64817, by Erudite Cassowary of The Plains of Guano
May 14, 2019 7:21 pm ET

Pie slant slop piling
Thought way poo popsicle meat
Sith Frodo detached
Haiku #64816, by Seahorse boners.
May 14, 2019 6:07 pm ET

Meghan Markle's cunt
High in carbs,low in fiber
Not very healthy
Haiku #64815, by .....until murder made him famous
May 14, 2019 4:58 pm ET

I can t stop smiling
Got a new bicycle seat
with dildo attached
Haiku #64814, by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
May 14, 2019 3:14 pm ET

I can
Haiku #64813, by As it smiles below of So it smiles above
May 14, 2019 3:14 pm ET

Blue zit fuzz whore ass
Azure blow, post love thigh twerk
Fizz unedited
Haiku #64812, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2019 1:54 pm ET

Knew it was your ass
As you know, most of my work
Is uncredited
Haiku #64811, by John Boy Walton's mole of Cheek
May 14, 2019 1:40 pm ET

I just smell like poop.
That's my distended rectum.
It's hard to keep clean.

When I poo it's like
alien queen laying eggs.
I love Aliens.

I can hear Ripley.
Get away from her, YOU BITCH!
My Hollywood role.

The Alien's cunt.
That was really my asshole.
And you never knew.
Haiku #64810, by Darth Figpucker.
May 14, 2019 11:10 am ET

Lets bomb a dog show.
They used to be wolves, you know.
Free the canine beast!
Haiku #64809, by God I hate humans.
May 14, 2019 11:01 am ET

But that isn't me.
I'm afraid that's my poems.
Smell how they fester!
Haiku #64808, by The Evil Lord Figpucker
May 14, 2019 10:57 am ET

I can smell you, Darth.
Your miasma drifts my way
Like something that died.
Haiku #64807, by Putrefaction of Stupification
May 14, 2019 9:39 am ET

Through the window I
See his cock invade your mouth
Bitmoji heartclutch
Haiku #64806, by Ledge of Kentucky
May 14, 2019 9:11 am ET

Underwear stained red.
Pork blood cubes diarrhea.
Or my period.
Haiku #64805, by Unintentionally trangenderified.
May 14, 2019 8:36 am ET

I just shat my pants.
Wait... sorry, those were your pants.
Now you put them on.
Haiku #64804, by Special needs fashion show.
May 14, 2019 8:32 am ET

Pork blood jello cubes.
Well, that is what they look like.
It's what's for dessert.
Haiku #64803, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2019 7:24 am ET

Chicken intestines
skewered on a sharp wood stick
grilled and doused in sauce.
Haiku #64802, by only 5 pesos! of So delish!
May 14, 2019 7:23 am ET

Better an F-bomb
Than NH4NO3
mixed with diesel fuel.
Haiku #64801, by Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. of It doesn't hurt anyone.
May 14, 2019 7:11 am ET

Silly little copy cat.
Go find your own filth!

This is my cesspool.
Like a spring hottub party.
The turds are my friends.

Better friends than you.
And they do not stink as bad.
And keep their mouths shut.
Haiku #64800, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2019 7:06 am ET

Silly little man
Sad scrawler of endless filth
Zip your lip now, child.
Haiku #64799, by Soul Mama of the Skies
May 14, 2019 4:20 am ET

Those damn nasty gnomes.
I caught them playing frisbee
with my peeled cock scabs.
Haiku #64798, by Aerodynamic, indeed!
May 14, 2019 3:40 am ET

Holy Christ fuck shit!
What horrible fuckery!
You should be ashamed!
Haiku #64797, by When you yawn I shove in my cock. of Pretend the salty scabs are beef jerky.
May 14, 2019 3:37 am ET

This is what happened
To Julian Assange's
Cat: waterboarded

Which is very cruel
Because cats obviously
Hate when they get wet
Haiku #64796, by Allium cepa
May 14, 2019 1:00 am ET