Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

Brian Wilson s taint
Covered in sand from the beach
Forever Summer
Haiku # 64885, May 26, 2019 5:00 pm ET
by Muscles of Love of Workin out
Brian Wilson
Haiku # 64884, May 26, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Muscles of Love of Workin out
Carnivorous plant
Digesting your limp penis
As you lay sleeping
Haiku # 64883, May 26, 2019 4:54 pm ET
by That takes care of That
Flightless bird high jump
Your long awaited dunging
Has just now arrived
Haiku # 64882, May 26, 2019 4:53 pm ET
by Cassowary Bird
Still talking that shit?
From out your large intestine?
Think we're interested?
Haiku # 64881, May 26, 2019 3:36 pm ET
by Excremental Poetic Emetic of Darth
I masturbated
After eating a burger
Now my dick's greasy
Haiku # 64880, May 26, 2019 8:54 am ET
by Home of The Whopper
U mad or naw bitch
Haiku # 64879, May 26, 2019 3:11 am ET
by Ya Mad of My pie in his backpack
Three avocados
I ate them all in one day
Yes, I have the shits
Haiku # 64878, May 25, 2019 11:51 pm ET
by Worth it
Stopped at the border
The bulge in my pants questioned
Has its own passport
Haiku # 64877, May 25, 2019 8:57 pm ET
by Customs Office
Vienna finger is what?
What are you talking about?
Seek therapy NOW.
Haiku # 64876, May 25, 2019 7:36 pm ET
by Your Soul Is Damaged
Jesus, Cunt, you post shite to yourself to reply to. And this obsession has just gotten tired and old. It's not healthy, man. Get some help. Maybe you should try going fishing or something other than this shite. Gardening maybe. Move to Cali and grow pot... You will never be admired for anything you have done here, that much is certain. You are more repetitive than an autistic parrot.
Haiku # 64875, May 25, 2019 12:01 am ET
by df
That tired old story
Cold Vienna stinkfinger
Hardly worth the trip
Haiku # 64874, May 24, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Traveling of With just a backpack
He had an amazing obsess ion with my lips as they stroked the tip of his Vienna dick. Best non smell clip he got to lick and no need for my asshole cause his dick could fit.
Haiku # 64873, May 24, 2019 10:33 pm ET
by Restart of Bet u can't have just one
Douching in public
Now a crowd has gathered
Covered with spew now
Haiku # 64872, May 24, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by They got big dicks
Excess packaging
Heated meat. Global warming
Labia lunchmeat
Haiku # 64871, May 24, 2019 2:50 pm ET
by Oscar Meyer of Weinermobile (not quite flaccid)
Recovery Room
Mean grey alien head nurse
Squeaky shoes blow job
Haiku # 64870, May 24, 2019 2:43 pm ET
by A. Cry4help
Surgical insertion slit
Straw of steel into penile hole 12 inches to the 8
Hole placed into the pupils
Dead fetus carved out
Haiku # 64869, May 24, 2019 2:57 am ET
by Carvation of Cremation
Fellatio fresh
Clean mountain air. Brand new shoes.
Life of a goatherd
Haiku # 64868, May 23, 2019 9:12 pm ET
by Peter the Shepherd
Lawn care erections
Bumping into other Dads
With car wash hards on
Haiku # 64867, May 23, 2019 8:58 pm ET
by Roundup
I saw Him do it
He sucked Himself off bone dry
Philippines park bench
Haiku # 64866, May 23, 2019 8:18 pm ET
by is Darth God of Or the Devil?
Darth, you're deluded.
You have never sucked God's dick.
That does not make sense.
Haiku # 64865, May 23, 2019 5:19 pm ET
by Be a Good Sheep and Read Your Bible Right NOW
I sucked god's dick once
The cum tasted like Satan's
Which begs the question....
Haiku # 64864, May 23, 2019 3:40 pm ET
by the world deserves to end
dont care anymore
Haiku # 64863, May 23, 2019 9:10 am ET
by vhs
Haiku chicken game:
who will post their garbage next?
The world is waiting...
Haiku # 64862, May 22, 2019 7:00 am ET
by Haiku Shutdown of General Strike VS. Poetic Boycott
Hahahahaha
Your haiku so funny sir
Haha ha VOMIT
Haiku # 64861, May 19, 2019 12:55 pm ET
by Rehabilitation of Regurgitation
Foraging for shrooms
Taking a break to get laid
By a dead oak tree
Haiku # 64860, May 18, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
The beauty parlor
Glitter beard installation
Hipster unicorn!
Haiku # 64859, May 18, 2019 2:08 pm ET
by Caffeinated
Ya know I do think you have a good night sleep and I hope you feel good enough for you to be happy with your life and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya girl you know what youre talking about the cops and they dont think you are going on a ride to the store and I have a lot going to go out and there is no way I dont think I will get them in my car and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya ain
Haiku # 64858, May 18, 2019 6:28 am ET
by Shazam
Ya know I don
Haiku # 64857, May 18, 2019 6:24 am ET
by Shazam
The high diving board
Every time I stand up there
My penis shrivels
Haiku # 64856, May 18, 2019 2:34 am ET
by Diver of Descending ladder
If you have trouble
Maintaining an erection
Look into my eyes
Haiku # 64855, May 18, 2019 2:32 am ET
by Penis Hypnotist of Tent
Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku # 64854, May 17, 2019 8:16 pm ET
by student
Butthole
Haiku # 64853, May 17, 2019 6:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku stink finger
Pointing with accusations
Brown from your butthoke
Haiku # 64852, May 17, 2019 6:24 pm ET
by Antipoet
Your mother's cuntfart
produced YOU (and your Haiku)
so give God glory.
Haiku # 64851, May 17, 2019 6:16 pm ET
by Yo Mama Wuz a Hair-net of Funtcart Follies
Old pervert uncle
Fascination with hair nets
He jerked off in them
Haiku # 64850, May 17, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
When you read my words
bright angels angels angels
illuminate you
Haiku # 64849, May 17, 2019 6:34 am ET
by God Kicked Your Ass of Because He Loves You
Bid now or lose out
Bunch of big old fat demons
Say hi and they're yours
Haiku # 64848, May 16, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Auction
Some demons for sale
Just say hi to Son of God
And demons are free
Haiku # 64847, May 16, 2019 11:08 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Suck your own Haiku,
you redundant scribbling dolt.
You bore us to death.
Haiku # 64846, May 16, 2019 10:26 pm ET
by Being Nice 2 U of Niceness
Amplified moans
Masturbating in the fields
Jolly Green Giant
Haiku # 64845, May 16, 2019 5:47 pm ET
by Jolly Green Schmegma of Hi Ho Ho
Solidarity
Not unlike a circle jerk
Without the jerking
Haiku # 64844, May 16, 2019 1:37 pm ET
by People Person
I feel the Spirit . . .
Brothers, sisters, let us HONK !
Let us honk as one.
Haiku # 64843, May 16, 2019 10:06 am ET
by Honkler of Honkdom
Chinese factory
Rest assured, nose to grindstone
Make your next dildo
Haiku # 64842, May 16, 2019 6:59 am ET
by Wang Laughing of Everybody have fun tonight
In China right now.
Brain washing is coming back
The fifties again

The new type of slaves
Are being beaten down hard
With Maoist bull chit

Democrats watching
The red big brother antics
With longing eyes.

They quite love that stuff-
They hate free speech though and truth.
Never give them power!
Haiku # 64841, May 16, 2019 6:56 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The woman is mad.!
Not talking to me two days.
Thinks its punishment,,,
Haiku # 64840, May 16, 2019 6:41 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...
Haiku # 64839, May 16, 2019 6:38 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.
Haiku # 64838, May 16, 2019 6:28 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu
Haiku # 64837, May 16, 2019 6:23 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat
Haiku # 64836, May 16, 2019 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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