Brian Wilson s taint
Covered in sand from the beach
Forever Summer

Brian Wilson

Carnivorous plant
Digesting your limp penis
As you lay sleeping

Flightless bird high jump
Your long awaited dunging
Has just now arrived

Still talking that shit?
From out your large intestine?
Think we're interested?

I masturbated
After eating a burger
Now my dick's greasy

U mad or naw bitch

Three avocados
I ate them all in one day
Yes, I have the shits

Stopped at the border
The bulge in my pants questioned
Has its own passport

Vienna finger is what?
What are you talking about?
Seek therapy NOW.

Jesus, Cunt, you post shite to yourself to reply to. And this obsession has just gotten tired and old. It's not healthy, man. Get some help. Maybe you should try going fishing or something other than this shite. Gardening maybe. Move to Cali and grow pot... You will never be admired for anything you have done here, that much is certain. You are more repetitive than an autistic parrot.

That tired old story
Cold Vienna stinkfinger
Hardly worth the trip

He had an amazing obsess ion with my lips as they stroked the tip of his Vienna dick. Best non smell clip he got to lick and no need for my asshole cause his dick could fit.

Douching in public
Now a crowd has gathered
Covered with spew now

Excess packaging
Heated meat. Global warming
Labia lunchmeat

Recovery Room
Mean grey alien head nurse
Squeaky shoes blow job

Surgical insertion slit
Straw of steel into penile hole 12 inches to the 8
Hole placed into the pupils
Dead fetus carved out

Fellatio fresh
Clean mountain air. Brand new shoes.
Life of a goatherd

Lawn care erections
Bumping into other Dads
With car wash hards on

I saw Him do it
He sucked Himself off bone dry
Philippines park bench

Darth, you're deluded.
You have never sucked God's dick.
That does not make sense.

I sucked god's dick once
The cum tasted like Satan's
Which begs the question....

dont care anymore

Haiku chicken game:
who will post their garbage next?
The world is waiting...

Hahahahaha
Your haiku so funny sir
Haha ha VOMIT

Foraging for shrooms
Taking a break to get laid
By a dead oak tree

The beauty parlor
Glitter beard installation
Hipster unicorn!

Ya know I do think you have a good night sleep and I hope you feel good enough for you to be happy with your life and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya girl you know what youre talking about the cops and they dont think you are going on a ride to the store and I have a lot going to go out and there is no way I dont think I will get them in my car and ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya aint little ya ya know ya ya ain

Ya know I don

The high diving board
Every time I stand up there
My penis shrivels

If you have trouble
Maintaining an erection
Look into my eyes

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

Butthole

Haiku stink finger
Pointing with accusations
Brown from your butthoke

Your mother's cuntfart
produced YOU (and your Haiku)
so give God glory.

Old pervert uncle
Fascination with hair nets
He jerked off in them

When you read my words
bright angels angels angels
illuminate you

Bid now or lose out
Bunch of big old fat demons
Say hi and they're yours

Some demons for sale
Just say hi to Son of God
And demons are free

Suck your own Haiku,
you redundant scribbling dolt.
You bore us to death.

Amplified moans
Masturbating in the fields
Jolly Green Giant

Solidarity
Not unlike a circle jerk
Without the jerking

I feel the Spirit . . .
Brothers, sisters, let us HONK !
Let us honk as one.

Chinese factory
Rest assured, nose to grindstone
Make your next dildo

In China right now.
Brain washing is coming back
The fifties again

The new type of slaves
Are being beaten down hard
With Maoist bull chit

Democrats watching
The red big brother antics
With longing eyes.

They quite love that stuff-
They hate free speech though and truth.
Never give them power!

The woman is mad.!
Not talking to me two days.
Thinks its punishment,,,

She has a nice shape
Bat chit crazy derrière!
Lofans old heart hurts...

That Lao girl, likes beer!
Lofan can't keep up with her...
Falls asleep in chair.

Taps plays at ten- sharp
Then mange coyotes howl
As Lofan- does kung fu

Great food and service
If you like a big fat cock
Rammed right down your throat