BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
286 Days
and
65639 Haikus
later...
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Haiku #64941, by
June 7, 2019 3:19 am ET

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Haiku #64940, by
June 7, 2019 3:18 am ET

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Haiku #64939, by
June 7, 2019 3:18 am ET

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Haiku #64938, by
June 7, 2019 3:17 am ET

Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated
Haiku #64937, by Just a slow Wednesday
June 7, 2019 2:10 am ET

Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries
Haiku #64936, by Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
June 7, 2019 1:47 am ET

Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro
Haiku #64935, by Glad to hear it of Spoojmeister
June 7, 2019 1:22 am ET

Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!
Haiku #64934, by Sweet Lil Old Jesus Condemns Your Filthy Soul
June 7, 2019 12:01 am ET

La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole
Haiku #64933, by Jesus is lard
June 6, 2019 11:28 pm ET

My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san
Haiku #64932, by Vertical Smile of Horizontal Hopes
June 6, 2019 10:52 am ET

I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey. My teachers were most pleased.
Haiku #64931, by student
June 6, 2019 9:15 am ET

Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.
Haiku #64930, by Some of you are So Pathetic of You Do Not Deserve Everything You Do Not Get
June 5, 2019 9:15 pm ET

I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.
Haiku #64929, by Forrest of I love you, Jenny.
June 5, 2019 7:32 am ET

Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray
Haiku #64928, by jenny of 867-5309
June 5, 2019 1:15 am ET

Donkeys in church
Can
Haiku #64927, by Jenny of Ass
June 4, 2019 3:58 am ET

You said ERECTION
Just made you say ERECTION
BAH HA HA HA HA!
Haiku #64926, by Beau Nerd
June 4, 2019 3:54 am ET

Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding
Haiku #64925, by The Father is Spirit
June 3, 2019 10:22 pm ET

You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.
Haiku #64924, by Be Saved Before It's Too Late
June 3, 2019 8:54 pm ET

If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae
Haiku #64923, by His Father probably never did of Deadbeat Cheapskate
June 3, 2019 2:57 pm ET


Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST
Haiku #64922, by Busy Day Guy
June 2, 2019 9:08 pm ET

It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)
Haiku #64921, by Holiness Proclaimed of 8 Days a Week
June 2, 2019 4:41 pm ET

Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll
Haiku #64920, by Jesus is lard
June 2, 2019 11:14 am ET

Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)
Haiku #64919, by Holiness Exalted of Sinners Condemned
June 2, 2019 8:56 am ET

I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes
Haiku #64918, by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
May 31, 2019 6:00 pm ET

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku #64917, by student
May 31, 2019 4:41 pm ET

I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear
Haiku #64916, by I give up
May 31, 2019 3:49 am ET

All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot
Haiku #64915, by O. Asis of Somewhere
May 31, 2019 3:44 am ET

When you make a list
It helps you get organized
Things to do: Get Laid
Haiku #64914, by Can't read the list of Wet smudge
May 31, 2019 3:38 am ET

Fucked by a donkey?
Got an ass stuck in your ass?
Call Burro-Be-Gone!
Haiku #64913, by 1-800-MULE-RID
May 31, 2019 3:34 am ET

Lawn mowing contest
Who will have the shortest grass?
Be the biggest ass?
Haiku #64912, by Get a goat
May 30, 2019 10:51 pm ET

Phoney hoes fake foreheads noses n blood of sacrificial fetus for life of luxury just for him to go get a new bitch preggo
Haiku #64911, by Your Cunt was Outdone of Lizard face Herp Son
May 30, 2019 9:16 pm ET

Nippress and Ash, long at Last
StarWars themed
Wedding Rings
w00t! w00t!
Haiku #64910, by iamback
May 30, 2019 6:35 pm ET

Poke your head out now
You zit faced motherfucker
Conjoined headless twin
Haiku #64909, by longstanding of Erection
May 30, 2019 4:35 pm ET

Santa Claus penis
Long hard and so minty fresh
Cum to the North Pole
Haiku #64908, by Lump of Coal
May 30, 2019 4:31 pm ET

You should be happy 7 finally got what u wanted. Him away from me. Stolen true Judah u crusty bitch gave it all for trade. And turned them into slaves. Only to sell them their true creativity and art back while u slaughter them. You in your filth. Be glad now u have it...
Haiku #64907, by Trash bitch of He will die again by your hand
May 30, 2019 9:43 am ET

Bitch stfu for a change
Haiku #64906, by Snails melt of In their salt
May 30, 2019 9:28 am ET

The ones who escaped
Will serve as "chocolate jimmies"
On my ice cream cone
Haiku #64905, by Xterminator of Anthill
May 29, 2019 3:58 pm ET

Abducted and killed
Bludgeoned dead and set on fire
Extreme meat beating
Haiku #64904, by Don't try this at home of Anthill
May 29, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Relentless pursuit
A place to store my boogers
The bedpost is full
Haiku #64903, by Ideas on this ?
May 29, 2019 3:52 pm ET

Is God the Devil?
Does the Devil have red horns?
Does God wear a robe?
Haiku #64902, by Religion confuses me
May 29, 2019 9:45 am ET

Solo maypole dance
Just me thumping on the walls
By the way, I'm nude
Haiku #64901, by How do?
May 29, 2019 9:41 am ET

Even the demons
Believe that there is one God
to cast them in Hell.
Haiku #64900, by Fluffy Lamb of Christophobia
May 29, 2019 8:26 am ET

When the honking starts,
some of the honklers get honked.
It's Honkl-O-Rama!
Haiku #64899, by Clowning in The Tragedy of Facepaint
May 29, 2019 8:13 am ET

Hey Mouthful: listen.
You need to say it Haiku
that's five-Seven-five
Haiku #64898, by Or Else Shut Yer Yap
May 29, 2019 8:07 am ET

be afraid of losing my voice and the rest of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the best of the year and I don't know how much you love it and it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the day I don't think that I have a great way of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the year and a lot more fun and addicting and I don't know how much you love it and it is not the same thing to say I don't think that the first half of the day I don't think I have to go back and I don't think I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of the day before the end of the year of high quality and the other hand is the only thing that would make it a lot of the day before I go back and I don't think that the first half of the year of high quality and the other hand is the only thing that would make it a lot of the day before the end of the year and a lot more fun and I have a good time with the new version is the only one that is a good time with the same thing to say
Haiku #64897, by Mouthful
May 29, 2019 7:54 am ET

In his last dream seems
Was a sheep man- Colt .45
Winchester rifle

Protecting the sheep
That what he was- a true fact
In the D.O.D.

Thirty some long years
A sheepman protecting sheep
Adios Old Pard- thanks..
Haiku #64896, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 29, 2019 4:50 am ET

The ET lizards
Came for old pard Joe-the man
lived by his own rules

"This is not good"-said
The Lizards from the black void
"Brother Joe times up"

Said the GD Zards-
Brother Joe knew- no chance
Go with them he must.

A GD good man
Roamed the world his whole long life.
And went out punching hard
Haiku #64895, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
May 29, 2019 4:41 am ET

I knocked up jesus
Who then gave birth to Satan
Who has daddy's eyes
Haiku #64894, by Born bad and getting worse
May 29, 2019 4:36 am ET

Sort of off topic
Overdue library books
Please return them now
Haiku #64893, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
May 29, 2019 1:23 am ET

HONK HONK
Haiku #64892, by Anonymous Honkler
May 29, 2019 12:36 am ET