Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 243 Days and 77168 Haiku later...

Perhaps a cartwheel
The grassy meridian
Now a fish market
Haiku # 64955, June 7, 2019 4:17 pm ET
by Molly Malone of Summer Eve
If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep
Haiku # 64954, June 7, 2019 2:37 pm ET
by I wish I were born a bitch
Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty
Part rubber cement
Haiku # 64953, June 7, 2019 11:10 am ET
by Space nut of The lab
West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work
Haiku # 64952, June 7, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid

It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies

Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit
Haiku # 64951, June 7, 2019 9:57 am ET
by Jesus is lard
Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee
Haiku # 64950, June 7, 2019 7:22 am ET
by Me play joke of Coke machine
Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin
Haiku # 64949, June 7, 2019 7:19 am ET
by Eat it of Slop chewy
life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream
Haiku # 64948, June 7, 2019 3:36 am ET
by Limb Gee
Haiku # 64946, June 7, 2019 3:20 am ET
Haiku # 64945, June 7, 2019 3:19 am ET
Haiku # 64944, June 7, 2019 3:19 am ET
Haiku # 64943, June 7, 2019 3:19 am ET
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Haiku # 64940, June 7, 2019 3:18 am ET
Haiku # 64939, June 7, 2019 3:18 am ET
Haiku # 64938, June 7, 2019 3:17 am ET
Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated
Haiku # 64937, June 7, 2019 2:10 am ET
by Just a slow Wednesday
Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries
Haiku # 64936, June 7, 2019 1:47 am ET
by Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro
Haiku # 64935, June 7, 2019 1:22 am ET
by Glad to hear it of Spoojmeister
Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!
Haiku # 64934, June 7, 2019 12:01 am ET
by Sweet Lil Old Jesus Condemns Your Filthy Soul
La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole
Haiku # 64933, June 6, 2019 11:28 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san
Haiku # 64932, June 6, 2019 10:52 am ET
by Vertical Smile of Horizontal Hopes
I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey. My teachers were most pleased.
Haiku # 64931, June 6, 2019 9:15 am ET
by student
Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.
Haiku # 64930, June 5, 2019 9:15 pm ET
by Some of you are So Pathetic of You Do Not Deserve Everything You Do Not Get
I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.
Haiku # 64929, June 5, 2019 7:32 am ET
by Forrest of I love you, Jenny.
Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray
Haiku # 64928, June 5, 2019 1:15 am ET
by jenny of 867-5309
Donkeys in church
Haiku # 64927, June 4, 2019 3:58 am ET
by Jenny of Ass
Just made you say ERECTION
Haiku # 64926, June 4, 2019 3:54 am ET
by Beau Nerd
Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding
Haiku # 64925, June 3, 2019 10:22 pm ET
by The Father is Spirit
You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.
Haiku # 64924, June 3, 2019 8:54 pm ET
by Be Saved Before It's Too Late
If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae
Haiku # 64923, June 3, 2019 2:57 pm ET
by His Father probably never did of Deadbeat Cheapskate

Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST
Haiku # 64922, June 2, 2019 9:08 pm ET
by Busy Day Guy
It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)
Haiku # 64921, June 2, 2019 4:41 pm ET
by Holiness Proclaimed of 8 Days a Week
Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll
Haiku # 64920, June 2, 2019 11:14 am ET
by Jesus is lard
Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)
Haiku # 64919, June 2, 2019 8:56 am ET
by Holiness Exalted of Sinners Condemned
I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes
Haiku # 64918, May 31, 2019 6:00 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku # 64917, May 31, 2019 4:41 pm ET
by student
I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear
Haiku # 64916, May 31, 2019 3:49 am ET
by I give up
All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot
Haiku # 64915, May 31, 2019 3:44 am ET
by O. Asis of Somewhere
When you make a list
It helps you get organized
Things to do: Get Laid
Haiku # 64914, May 31, 2019 3:38 am ET
by Can't read the list of Wet smudge
Fucked by a donkey?
Got an ass stuck in your ass?
Call Burro-Be-Gone!
Haiku # 64913, May 31, 2019 3:34 am ET
by 1-800-MULE-RID
Lawn mowing contest
Who will have the shortest grass?
Be the biggest ass?
Haiku # 64912, May 30, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Get a goat
Phoney hoes fake foreheads noses n blood of sacrificial fetus for life of luxury just for him to go get a new bitch preggo
Haiku # 64911, May 30, 2019 9:16 pm ET
by Your Cunt was Outdone of Lizard face Herp Son
Nippress and Ash, long at Last
StarWars themed
Wedding Rings
w00t! w00t!
Haiku # 64910, May 30, 2019 6:35 pm ET
by iamback
Poke your head out now
You zit faced motherfucker
Conjoined headless twin
Haiku # 64909, May 30, 2019 4:35 pm ET
by longstanding of Erection
Santa Claus penis
Long hard and so minty fresh
Cum to the North Pole
Haiku # 64908, May 30, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Lump of Coal
You should be happy 7 finally got what u wanted. Him away from me. Stolen true Judah u crusty bitch gave it all for trade. And turned them into slaves. Only to sell them their true creativity and art back while u slaughter them. You in your filth. Be glad now u have it...
Haiku # 64907, May 30, 2019 9:43 am ET
by Trash bitch of He will die again by your hand
Bitch stfu for a change
Haiku # 64906, May 30, 2019 9:28 am ET
by Snails melt of In their salt
The ones who escaped
Will serve as "chocolate jimmies"
On my ice cream cone
Haiku # 64905, May 29, 2019 3:58 pm ET
by Xterminator of Anthill
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