Ooops. Missed church again
Add some more sins to the pile
Stack up my wafers
by Pringles Lover of Down here 
 
			
That red flannel hash
Sunday cannibal brunch
Stewed in your jammies
by P.J. Stinky of Nook 
 
			
Neil Armstrong, Moon Man
No gravity. Erections.
Ziplocking jizzum
by For the love of god
 
			
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I ve covered my tracks
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle 
 
			
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle 
 
			
You are all guilty
Of writing awful haiku.
You shall be dealt with.
by Central Commitee Party Review of Wrong-Thinking Regressive Reactionary Verse 
 
			
They found the remains
Near an abandoned farmhouse
The severed penis
by Little boy blue of Blow your horn 
 
			
What you call fucking
Others call masturbation
Just smoke and mirrors
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
What some call fucking
Others may call making love
I call it fucking
by You say tomato I say fuck you
 
			
Darth's useless Gospel:
something about atheism...
Shit; and lack of wit.
by Crawl Back in your Toilet, Filth of Smiley Face have Blessed Day !  
 
			
Christ's holy Gospel
Then, something about angels...
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD.
by React in Vain of Change the Channel 
 
			
No handed push ups
Blown out tyre on the freeway 
Hulk penis car jack
by Hulk penis car jack and kissing booth 
 
			
Sleeping is better
With animal companions
And a heating pad
by No need for men!!
 
			
Sometimes I wonder
Why do some say "sleeping with"
When they mean "fucking"?
by The bitch locked me out
 
			
Dinosaur dung pile 
Purple hue looks familiar
Remember Barney?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Long handled basket
Collecting dollars for God
Celestial Cheapskate
by Penny of Heaven 
 
			
Dearly beloved 
Exchanging vows. Groom missing.
On floor blowing priest.
by Let us spray
 
			
Low plebe atheist
full of superficial shit;
Go forth. Sin some more.
by Only God Can Take Out Your Garbage of Everyone Runs From You 
 
			
looks anesthetized 
the general consensus
O, Poor limp penis!
by Giving Up
 
			
Perhaps a cartwheel 
The grassy meridian 
Now a fish market
by Molly Malone of Summer Eve 
 
			
If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep
by I wish I were born a bitch
 
			
Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty 
Part rubber cement
by Space nut of The lab 
 
			
West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid
It is all bullshit
So are the true believers 
Simple dumb bunnies
Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit
by Jesus is lard
 
			
Your old lady-san 
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee
by Me play joke of Coke machine 
 
			
Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli 
Chopsticks fried foreskin
by Eat it of Slop chewy 
 
			
life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream
by Limb Gee
 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated
by Just a slow Wednesday
 
			
Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries
by Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
 
			
Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro
by Glad to hear it  of Spoojmeister 
 
			
Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!
by Sweet Lil Old Jesus Condemns Your Filthy Soul
 
			
La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole
by Jesus is lard
 
			
My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san
by Vertical Smile of Horizontal Hopes 
 
			
I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey.  My teachers were most pleased.
by student
 
			
Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.
by Some of you are So Pathetic of You Do Not Deserve Everything You Do Not Get 
 
			
I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.
by Forrest of I love you, Jenny. 
 
			
Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray
by jenny of 867-5309 
 
			
Donkeys in church
Can
by Jenny of Ass 
 
			
You said ERECTION
Just made you say ERECTION
BAH HA HA HA HA!
by Beau Nerd 
 
			
Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding
by The Father is Spirit
 
			
You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.
by Be Saved Before It's Too Late