Darth's useless Gospel:
something about atheism...
Shit; and lack of wit.

Christ's holy Gospel
Then, something about angels...
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD.

No handed push ups
Blown out tyre on the freeway
Hulk penis car jack

Sleeping is better
With animal companions
And a heating pad

Sometimes I wonder
Why do some say "sleeping with"
When they mean "fucking"?

Dinosaur dung pile
Purple hue looks familiar
Remember Barney?

Long handled basket
Collecting dollars for God
Celestial Cheapskate

Dearly beloved
Exchanging vows. Groom missing.
On floor blowing priest.

Low plebe atheist
full of superficial shit;
Go forth. Sin some more.

looks anesthetized
the general consensus
O, Poor limp penis!

Perhaps a cartwheel
The grassy meridian
Now a fish market

If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep

Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty
Part rubber cement

West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work

Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid

It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies

Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit

Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee

Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin

life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream

B

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Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated

Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries

Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro

Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!

La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole

My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san

I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey. My teachers were most pleased.

Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.

I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.

Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray

Donkeys in church
Can

You said ERECTION
Just made you say ERECTION
BAH HA HA HA HA!

Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding

You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.

If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae

Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST

It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)

Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll

Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)

I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear

All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot