Long handled basket
Collecting dollars for God
Celestial Cheapskate

Dearly beloved
Exchanging vows. Groom missing.
On floor blowing priest.

Low plebe atheist
full of superficial shit;
Go forth. Sin some more.

looks anesthetized
the general consensus
O, Poor limp penis!

Perhaps a cartwheel
The grassy meridian
Now a fish market

If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep

Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty
Part rubber cement

West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work

Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid

It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies

Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit

Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee

Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin

life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream

B

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D

S

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O

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Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated

Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries

Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro

Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!

La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole

My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san

I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey. My teachers were most pleased.

Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.

I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.

Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray

Donkeys in church
Can

You said ERECTION
Just made you say ERECTION
BAH HA HA HA HA!

Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding

You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.

If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae

Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST

It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)

Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll

Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)

I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.

I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear

All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot

When you make a list
It helps you get organized
Things to do: Get Laid

Fucked by a donkey?
Got an ass stuck in your ass?
Call Burro-Be-Gone!

Lawn mowing contest
Who will have the shortest grass?
Be the biggest ass?

Phoney hoes fake foreheads noses n blood of sacrificial fetus for life of luxury just for him to go get a new bitch preggo

Nippress and Ash, long at Last
StarWars themed
Wedding Rings
w00t! w00t!

Poke your head out now
You zit faced motherfucker
Conjoined headless twin