Prehensile ding dong
Tilted. A rakish angle.
Sheepskin coverslip
by I. Hoomanskin of Look into my eyes
Reduced to mere gas
Burnt rubber. Front end blowout.
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Wangdoodle of Road Flare
Every day Earth Day
Are dildoes recyclable?
Asking for a friend
by interested of hiding
Card reader error
Insert plastic again, please
Not the dildo, sir
by Frownface
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by Can I use VISA on our Haiku date?
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by Roshni
I'm at a time when
Getting dressed up real fancy
Means washing my ass
by Greezy
Just a cucumber
My significant other
A garden frolic
by Green Thumb
empty hope; logic
disregard consequences
hopelessly in love
by Ledge of Kentucky
Ooops. Missed church again
Add some more sins to the pile
Stack up my wafers
by Pringles Lover of Down here
That red flannel hash
Sunday cannibal brunch
Stewed in your jammies
by P.J. Stinky of Nook
Neil Armstrong, Moon Man
No gravity. Erections.
Ziplocking jizzum
by For the love of god
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I ve covered my tracks
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle
You are all guilty
Of writing awful haiku.
You shall be dealt with.
by Central Commitee Party Review of Wrong-Thinking Regressive Reactionary Verse
They found the remains
Near an abandoned farmhouse
The severed penis
by Little boy blue of Blow your horn
What you call fucking
Others call masturbation
Just smoke and mirrors
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
What some call fucking
Others may call making love
I call it fucking
by You say tomato I say fuck you
Darth's useless Gospel:
something about atheism...
Shit; and lack of wit.
by Crawl Back in your Toilet, Filth of Smiley Face have Blessed Day !
Christ's holy Gospel
Then, something about angels...
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD.
by React in Vain of Change the Channel
No handed push ups
Blown out tyre on the freeway
Hulk penis car jack
by Hulk penis car jack and kissing booth
Sleeping is better
With animal companions
And a heating pad
by No need for men!!
Sometimes I wonder
Why do some say "sleeping with"
When they mean "fucking"?
by The bitch locked me out
Dinosaur dung pile
Purple hue looks familiar
Remember Barney?
by Anonymous Poet
Long handled basket
Collecting dollars for God
Celestial Cheapskate
by Penny of Heaven
Dearly beloved
Exchanging vows. Groom missing.
On floor blowing priest.
by Let us spray
Low plebe atheist
full of superficial shit;
Go forth. Sin some more.
by Only God Can Take Out Your Garbage of Everyone Runs From You
looks anesthetized
the general consensus
O, Poor limp penis!
by Giving Up
Perhaps a cartwheel
The grassy meridian
Now a fish market
by Molly Malone of Summer Eve
If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep
by I wish I were born a bitch
Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty
Part rubber cement
by Space nut of The lab
West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work
by Anonymous Poet
Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid
It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies
Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit
by Jesus is lard
Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee
by Me play joke of Coke machine
Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin
by Eat it of Slop chewy
life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream
by Limb Gee
Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated
by Just a slow Wednesday
Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries
by Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro
by Glad to hear it of Spoojmeister
Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!
by Sweet Lil Old Jesus Condemns Your Filthy Soul
La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole
by Jesus is lard
