Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 250 Days and 77185 Haiku later...

All in a days work
Getting teabagged on lunch break
Pinky held erect
Haiku # 64989, June 13, 2019 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Foot massage parlour
Big toes smell like tuna fish
All in a day
Haiku # 64988, June 13, 2019 3:19 pm ET
by Happy of Ending
Darth is just a bot;
Starkitten an algorithm.
The whole thing is fake.
Haiku # 64987, June 13, 2019 11:24 am ET
by Multiple Haiku Aliases of Cybernetic A.I.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku # 64986, June 13, 2019 9:32 am ET
by student of ginjiv-blaster freshli date ahhhh 911 preparedness
Beware of Dentists
They will fook up your teeth
And take your money

Supposed to fix them
But their not competent
And farm patients fangs.

Like Doc Holliday
They will drill your broken fangs
And take all your gold
Haiku # 64985, June 13, 2019 3:29 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Blew out front right tire
SOAB nail in board!
Saved by a good kid

He stopped his truck
Hey mister do you need help?
A damn fine young man.

Deep dark depression
Thinking about today's world
Good folks still exist

"Here is twenty bucks"
"No Sir, thanks- won't take it"
Its beer money kid.

Haiku # 64984, June 13, 2019 3:12 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Prehensile ding dong
Tilted. A rakish angle.
Sheepskin coverslip
Haiku # 64983, June 13, 2019 12:51 am ET
by I. Hoomanskin of Look into my eyes
Reduced to mere gas
Burnt rubber. Front end blowout.
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku # 64982, June 13, 2019 12:47 am ET
by Wangdoodle of Road Flare
Every day Earth Day
Are dildoes recyclable?
Asking for a friend
Haiku # 64981, June 12, 2019 10:38 pm ET
by interested of hiding
Card reader error
Insert plastic again, please
Not the dildo, sir
Haiku # 64980, June 12, 2019 2:14 pm ET
by Frownface
Thanks, Roshnikhanna.
Your hot escort services
are so poetic.
Haiku # 64979, June 12, 2019 7:13 am ET
by Can I use VISA on our Haiku date?
I am so grateful for your article.Really looking forward to read more. Great.
Haiku # 64978, June 12, 2019 3:37 am ET
by Roshni
I'm at a time when
Getting dressed up real fancy
Means washing my ass
Haiku # 64977, June 11, 2019 12:45 am ET
by Greezy
Just a cucumber
My significant other
A garden frolic
Haiku # 64976, June 9, 2019 11:25 pm ET
by Green Thumb
empty hope; logic
disregard consequences
hopelessly in love
Haiku # 64975, June 9, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by Ledge of Kentucky
Ooops. Missed church again
Add some more sins to the pile
Stack up my wafers
Haiku # 64974, June 9, 2019 9:35 pm ET
by Pringles Lover of Down here
That red flannel hash
Sunday cannibal brunch
Stewed in your jammies
Haiku # 64973, June 9, 2019 9:33 pm ET
by P.J. Stinky of Nook
Neil Armstrong, Moon Man
No gravity. Erections.
Ziplocking jizzum
Haiku # 64972, June 9, 2019 2:33 pm ET
by For the love of god
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I ve covered my tracks
Haiku # 64971, June 9, 2019 1:46 pm ET
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
Haiku # 64970, June 9, 2019 1:46 pm ET
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle
You are all guilty
Of writing awful haiku.
You shall be dealt with.
Haiku # 64969, June 9, 2019 1:03 pm ET
by Central Commitee Party Review of Wrong-Thinking Regressive Reactionary Verse
They found the remains
Near an abandoned farmhouse
The severed penis
Haiku # 64968, June 9, 2019 11:43 am ET
by Little boy blue of Blow your horn
What you call fucking
Others call masturbation
Just smoke and mirrors
Haiku # 64967, June 9, 2019 4:18 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
What some call fucking
Others may call making love
I call it fucking
Haiku # 64966, June 8, 2019 6:07 pm ET
by You say tomato I say fuck you
Darth's useless Gospel:
something about atheism...
Shit; and lack of wit.
Haiku # 64965, June 8, 2019 9:20 am ET
by Crawl Back in your Toilet, Filth of Smiley Face have Blessed Day !
Christ's holy Gospel
Then, something about angels...
Haiku # 64964, June 8, 2019 7:24 am ET
by React in Vain of Change the Channel
No handed push ups
Blown out tyre on the freeway
Hulk penis car jack
Haiku # 64963, June 8, 2019 2:30 am ET
by Hulk penis car jack and kissing booth
Sleeping is better
With animal companions
And a heating pad
Haiku # 64962, June 8, 2019 2:21 am ET
by No need for men!!
Sometimes I wonder
Why do some say "sleeping with"
When they mean "fucking"?
Haiku # 64961, June 7, 2019 11:59 pm ET
by The bitch locked me out
Dinosaur dung pile
Purple hue looks familiar
Remember Barney?
Haiku # 64960, June 7, 2019 10:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Long handled basket
Collecting dollars for God
Celestial Cheapskate
Haiku # 64959, June 7, 2019 10:06 pm ET
by Penny of Heaven
Dearly beloved
Exchanging vows. Groom missing.
On floor blowing priest.
Haiku # 64958, June 7, 2019 10:05 pm ET
by Let us spray
Low plebe atheist
full of superficial shit;
Go forth. Sin some more.
Haiku # 64957, June 7, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by Only God Can Take Out Your Garbage of Everyone Runs From You
looks anesthetized
the general consensus
O, Poor limp penis!
Haiku # 64956, June 7, 2019 4:22 pm ET
by Giving Up
Perhaps a cartwheel
The grassy meridian
Now a fish market
Haiku # 64955, June 7, 2019 4:17 pm ET
by Molly Malone of Summer Eve
If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep
Haiku # 64954, June 7, 2019 2:37 pm ET
by I wish I were born a bitch
Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty
Part rubber cement
Haiku # 64953, June 7, 2019 11:10 am ET
by Space nut of The lab
West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work
Haiku # 64952, June 7, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid

It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies

Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit
Haiku # 64951, June 7, 2019 9:57 am ET
by Jesus is lard
Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee
Haiku # 64950, June 7, 2019 7:22 am ET
by Me play joke of Coke machine
Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin
Haiku # 64949, June 7, 2019 7:19 am ET
by Eat it of Slop chewy
life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream
Haiku # 64948, June 7, 2019 3:36 am ET
by Limb Gee
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