Sick of your cartwheels.
Go sell your tuna elsewhere.
It's been done before.
by Anonymous Poet
Cartwheel Cartwheel split
Tuna fish tuna fish glue
Stuck to the floor now
by Unique of Physique
Ukulele class
And then we get stinking drunk
And then we get laid
by Volcano of excuses of Lavatory
Nipress? Who is that.
Why have you jumped back in this?
Are you Haiku now?
by Haiku unto Death
Itch. Wanna scratch it.
Itch itch itch itch itch itch itch
Scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
by Ben A. Drylle
Penny slots jackpot
The million dollar blowjob
You'll be set for life
by Lucky
Nipppress and Ash in gay StarWars themed wedding.....where is Jan-Ass The Hutt? Ash cries naked in the corner weeping while Nippress reads William McGonagall
by Iamback
Ghost of Jacques Cousteau
Coney Island beach whistle
Or Song of Siren
by Jacques Itch of Downstairs
All in a days work
Getting teabagged on lunch break
Pinky held erect
by Anonymous Poet
Foot massage parlour
Big toes smell like tuna fish
All in a day
by Happy of Ending
Darth is just a bot;
Starkitten an algorithm.
The whole thing is fake.
by Multiple Haiku Aliases of Cybernetic A.I.
Hi.
I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.
Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?
And what is your preferred flavor?
It's for a class project.
Thanks again.
by student of ginjiv-blaster freshli date ahhhh 911 preparedness
Beware of Dentists
They will fook up your teeth
And take your money
Supposed to fix them
But their not competent
And farm patients fangs.
Like Doc Holliday
They will drill your broken fangs
And take all your gold
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Blew out front right tire
SOAB nail in board!
Saved by a good kid
He stopped his truck
Hey mister do you need help?
A damn fine young man.
Deep dark depression
Thinking about today's world
Good folks still exist
"Here is twenty bucks"
"No Sir, thanks- won't take it"
Its beer money kid.
Enjoy-
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Prehensile ding dong
Tilted. A rakish angle.
Sheepskin coverslip
by I. Hoomanskin of Look into my eyes
Reduced to mere gas
Burnt rubber. Front end blowout.
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Wangdoodle of Road Flare
Every day Earth Day
Are dildoes recyclable?
Asking for a friend
by interested of hiding
Card reader error
Insert plastic again, please
Not the dildo, sir
by Frownface
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by Roshni
I'm at a time when
Getting dressed up real fancy
Means washing my ass
by Greezy
Just a cucumber
My significant other
A garden frolic
by Green Thumb
empty hope; logic
disregard consequences
hopelessly in love
by Ledge of Kentucky
Ooops. Missed church again
Add some more sins to the pile
Stack up my wafers
by Pringles Lover of Down here
That red flannel hash
Sunday cannibal brunch
Stewed in your jammies
by P.J. Stinky of Nook
Neil Armstrong, Moon Man
No gravity. Erections.
Ziplocking jizzum
by For the love of god
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I ve covered my tracks
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle
Flattened like a coin
By the oncoming freight train
I
by Husband Eliminatrix of Trestle
You are all guilty
Of writing awful haiku.
You shall be dealt with.
by Central Commitee Party Review of Wrong-Thinking Regressive Reactionary Verse
They found the remains
Near an abandoned farmhouse
The severed penis
by Little boy blue of Blow your horn
What you call fucking
Others call masturbation
Just smoke and mirrors
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
What some call fucking
Others may call making love
I call it fucking
by You say tomato I say fuck you
Darth's useless Gospel:
something about atheism...
Shit; and lack of wit.
by Crawl Back in your Toilet, Filth of Smiley Face have Blessed Day !
Christ's holy Gospel
Then, something about angels...
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD.
by React in Vain of Change the Channel
No handed push ups
Blown out tyre on the freeway
Hulk penis car jack
by Hulk penis car jack and kissing booth
Sleeping is better
With animal companions
And a heating pad
by No need for men!!
Sometimes I wonder
Why do some say "sleeping with"
When they mean "fucking"?
by The bitch locked me out
Dinosaur dung pile
Purple hue looks familiar
Remember Barney?
by Anonymous Poet
Long handled basket
Collecting dollars for God
Celestial Cheapskate
by Penny of Heaven
Dearly beloved
Exchanging vows. Groom missing.
On floor blowing priest.
by Let us spray
Low plebe atheist
full of superficial shit;
Go forth. Sin some more.
by Only God Can Take Out Your Garbage of Everyone Runs From You
looks anesthetized
the general consensus
O, Poor limp penis!
by Giving Up
Perhaps a cartwheel
The grassy meridian
Now a fish market
by Molly Malone of Summer Eve
If I'd a pussy
I would always finger it
Even in my sleep
by I wish I were born a bitch
Robot ejaculate
Part doubleyoudeeforty
Part rubber cement
by Space nut of The lab
West Point sex assaults
March onward Christian soldiers
Tax dollars at work
by Anonymous Poet
Religion is dumb
Made to controll idiots
And keep them stupid
It is all bullshit
So are the true believers
Simple dumb bunnies
Confused by the world
So they seek comforting lies.....
Dumber than dog shit
by Jesus is lard
Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee
by Me play joke of Coke machine
Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin
by Eat it of Slop chewy
life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream
by Limb Gee
