I'm getting divorced.
My wife caught me watching porn.
So it had monkeys!
It's really that bad?!
They seemed to rather like it.
The furry fuck balls.
by Anonymous Poet
Man builds house for wife
Pumps life's savings in project
Proud of erection
by Charles Mansion of Home Sweet Home
Becept for the curds
Swami Rashashamundo
Build up dink muscles
by Pro Teen of Shake Shack
If god sucked my dick
Would he swallow all my cum
Just like jesus does
by Praise jesus
Who is Pat Sajak?
One of your floor-shining friends
(Like Kojack headshine) ?
by Jack of Aces
Blowing Pat Sajak
Anything for a vowel
Such a shiny floor
by Faith of Dirty Knees
In twelve syllables
The Wicked shall be vanquished
and Faith rewarded
by Evidence of Things Unseen
One man talent show
Carefully unzipping fly
Showing you my dink
by I. Gavemyself of A standing ovation
I am not a male
I am not female, I am...
An attack helicopter
by Millennial of College
Hoping for the best
Last time I stuck my head there
It was quite smelly
by Daredevil
You don't understand.
That was just dry sarcasm.
Desiccated toast.
by Anonymous Poet
Under old willow
Open kimono display
Teabag Festival
by Origasmi
Hidden rotten cheese
Unsolved smegma mystery
Clues lead to your door
by Short of Road
Congratulations!
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory
by Dong
A breath of fresh air.
Something other than that slop
From Farth Digpucker !
by O Joyous Day !
The bank feeder line
is a much more efficient
waiting procedure.
by Anonymous Poet
He just wanted love.
They all wanted his body.
So he become fat.
by Anonymous Poet
You need more money.
Go earn one million dollars.
It won't be enough.
by Anonymous Poet
She painted pictures.
But no one knew what they were.
Strangely, nor did she.
by Anonymous Poet
Never cheat in school.
Try your best to learn it all.
Even the dull stuff.
by Anonymous Poet
It is all a lie!
Well, except that part about...
well, I think you know.
by Anonymous Poet
Microscopic proof
Debris under fingernails
Leads us to your dink
by Miranda Rights of Conjugal visit with your hand
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Let's get a divorce.
by http://www.orr-law.com/ of Newark, NJ
Mouthwash means brainwash.
Sex-brain is brain down the drain.
Drain leads to Darth's soul.
by Old Hermit of Mountain
Please, I need mouthwash.
Just a little more sweet jizz!
Like flowers blooming.
I sound like Chewie!
Now kiss me, Princess Leia.
Taste the Nerfherder.
by Grahrgleglegsslllararrrl of Gulp.
If you fuck a goat
while a donkey's fucking you,
that's multitasking!
by Darth Figpucker
Peter Dinklage s Dong
Stands erect in my garden
Superb garden gnome
by Tremendous of Tremendous
Some define Haiku
as depicting Nature's peace.
I say fuck that shit...
by Earth-Mother is Overrated
Intimidating
Approaching the urinal
His ding dong shrivels
by Now watch me pee of Now watch me nay nay
Pull on your ding dong
Like that old Hunchback in France
Ringing the church bells
by Batty of Belfry
Darth keeps telling me
to jerk off yet one more time...
but not enough jizz.
by Prostatic Problems of Seminal Importance
Led Zeppelin rocks!
It's "In My Time of Dying"
that reveals the Christ.
by Bonzo's Bass Drum's Mother-in-Law of Slide Guitar
Attention poets
If my poems arouse you
Feel free to jerk off
by Pull five times. Stop. Pull 7 times of Pull 5 more times
Now available
Octopus ejaculate
Undersea kefir
by Clam Molester of Take a guess
Australian outback
I m boofing a kangaroo
Dink didgeridoo
by Spunk
Australian outback
I
by Spunk
lifted up gods skirt
And saw satans vagina
jacked off with jesus
by I'm a child of divorce give me a break
Sifting through junk mail
I came across your letter
Now the ink is smeared
by Messy
The wedding is off
Cancel my subscription too
Ball Cheese of the Month
by Shamegamah O of Cork
Take off all your clothes
Now assume the position
5,4,3,2,1....
by Liftoff of To the Moon on the end of my shoe
Crazy Italians
Lugging around big noses
Wooden spoon bitch slap
by What of Church
"Whoop" ????
Just what in the fuck is that supposed to be?!
Are you a juggalo?
boofing Jim Beam?
Peeling off syphilis scab?
Eating them like beef jerky?
Slim Jim and Colt 45.
by BifurcatingPoo
A fancy gift box
Inside: A gooey old dink
Walt Whitman s Sampler
by Poet of Know it
Billy Nippress reads Walt Whitman as Ash weeps in the corner wearing his Union Jack Speedo. Both with heavy hearts contemplating their StarWars themed wedding of over a decade ago......
by Iamback
Ash and Nippress......little mistress, eating curds and whey...... Starwars wedding with Jawa peoples.....pooples dooples...Jabba The Janet......whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
by Iamback
watched from a distance
Illusion of slow motion
I watch you disrobe
by Peeping Tom of Jerking off in haste and in your bushes
Pies cooling on sill
Along comes a tired hobo
The filling is poop
by Shamegmah O'Toole of Peeking
Face down in the trough
Perfecting his art each day
The cunnilinguist
by Within Earshot of Troughslurper
Theresa May Leaves,
And Is Replaced By Boris.
The Pantomime Continues.
by I am sick of Brexit
Beware of assholes
Who fuck up their teeth real bad
But blame the dentist
by A penis is not a toothbrush
