Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65049
Please, I need mouthwash.
Just a little more sweet jizz!
Like flowers blooming.

I sound like Chewie!
Now kiss me, Princess Leia.
Taste the Nerfherder.
Haiku #65049
Posted: June 23, 2019 12:34 am ET
Poet & location: Grahrgleglegsslllararrrl of Gulp.