Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Who is Pat Sajak?
One of your floor-shining friends
(Like Kojack headshine) ?
Haiku # 65069, June 26, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Jack of Aces
Blowing Pat Sajak
Anything for a vowel
Such a shiny floor
Haiku # 65068, June 26, 2019 11:46 am ET
by Faith of Dirty Knees
In twelve syllables
The Wicked shall be vanquished
and Faith rewarded
Haiku # 65067, June 26, 2019 11:38 am ET
by Evidence of Things Unseen
One man talent show
Carefully unzipping fly
Showing you my dink
Haiku # 65066, June 26, 2019 3:34 am ET
by I. Gavemyself of A standing ovation
I am not a male
I am not female, I am...
An attack helicopter
Haiku # 65065, June 25, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Millennial of College
Hoping for the best
Last time I stuck my head there
It was quite smelly
Haiku # 65064, June 25, 2019 12:49 am ET
by Daredevil
You don't understand.
That was just dry sarcasm.
Desiccated toast.
Haiku # 65063, June 24, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Under old willow
Open kimono display
Teabag Festival
Haiku # 65062, June 24, 2019 4:25 pm ET
by Origasmi
Hidden rotten cheese
Unsolved smegma mystery
Clues lead to your door
Haiku # 65061, June 24, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Short of Road
Congratulations!
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory
Haiku # 65060, June 24, 2019 2:51 pm ET
by Dong
A breath of fresh air.
Something other than that slop
From Farth Digpucker !
Haiku # 65059, June 24, 2019 12:34 pm ET
by O Joyous Day !
The bank feeder line
is a much more efficient
waiting procedure.
Haiku # 65058, June 24, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
He just wanted love.
They all wanted his body.
So he become fat.
Haiku # 65057, June 24, 2019 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You need more money.
Go earn one million dollars.
It won't be enough.
Haiku # 65056, June 24, 2019 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She painted pictures.
But no one knew what they were.
Strangely, nor did she.
Haiku # 65055, June 24, 2019 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never cheat in school.
Try your best to learn it all.
Even the dull stuff.
Haiku # 65054, June 24, 2019 8:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is all a lie!
Well, except that part about...
well, I think you know.
Haiku # 65053, June 24, 2019 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Microscopic proof
Debris under fingernails
Leads us to your dink
Haiku # 65052, June 23, 2019 7:03 am ET
by Miranda Rights of Conjugal visit with your hand
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Let's get a divorce.
Haiku # 65051, June 23, 2019 5:50 am ET
by http://www.orr-law.com/ of Newark, NJ
Mouthwash means brainwash.
Sex-brain is brain down the drain.
Drain leads to Darth's soul.
Haiku # 65050, June 23, 2019 12:43 am ET
by Old Hermit of Mountain
Please, I need mouthwash.
Just a little more sweet jizz!
Like flowers blooming.

I sound like Chewie!
Now kiss me, Princess Leia.
Taste the Nerfherder.
Haiku # 65049, June 23, 2019 12:34 am ET
by Grahrgleglegsslllararrrl of Gulp.
If you fuck a goat
while a donkey's fucking you,
that's multitasking!
Haiku # 65048, June 23, 2019 12:29 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Peter Dinklage s Dong
Stands erect in my garden
Superb garden gnome
Haiku # 65047, June 23, 2019 12:17 am ET
by Tremendous of Tremendous
Some define Haiku
as depicting Nature's peace.
I say fuck that shit...
Haiku # 65046, June 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET
by Earth-Mother is Overrated
Intimidating
Approaching the urinal
His ding dong shrivels
Haiku # 65045, June 22, 2019 5:59 pm ET
by Now watch me pee of Now watch me nay nay
Pull on your ding dong
Like that old Hunchback in France
Ringing the church bells
Haiku # 65044, June 22, 2019 5:08 pm ET
by Batty of Belfry
Darth keeps telling me
to jerk off yet one more time...
but not enough jizz.
Haiku # 65043, June 22, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Prostatic Problems of Seminal Importance
Led Zeppelin rocks!
It's "In My Time of Dying"
that reveals the Christ.
Haiku # 65042, June 22, 2019 2:04 pm ET
by Bonzo's Bass Drum's Mother-in-Law of Slide Guitar
Attention poets
If my poems arouse you
Feel free to jerk off
Haiku # 65041, June 22, 2019 12:21 pm ET
by Pull five times. Stop. Pull 7 times of Pull 5 more times
Now available
Octopus ejaculate
Undersea kefir
Haiku # 65040, June 22, 2019 9:55 am ET
by Clam Molester of Take a guess
Australian outback
I m boofing a kangaroo
Dink didgeridoo
Haiku # 65039, June 22, 2019 9:52 am ET
by Spunk
Australian outback
I
Haiku # 65038, June 22, 2019 9:52 am ET
by Spunk
lifted up gods skirt
And saw satans vagina
jacked off with jesus
Haiku # 65037, June 22, 2019 9:03 am ET
by I'm a child of divorce give me a break
Sifting through junk mail
I came across your letter
Now the ink is smeared
Haiku # 65036, June 22, 2019 2:11 am ET
by Messy
The wedding is off
Cancel my subscription too
Ball Cheese of the Month
Haiku # 65035, June 22, 2019 2:09 am ET
by Shamegamah O of Cork
Take off all your clothes
Now assume the position
5,4,3,2,1....
Haiku # 65034, June 22, 2019 2:05 am ET
by Liftoff of To the Moon on the end of my shoe
Crazy Italians
Lugging around big noses
Wooden spoon bitch slap
Haiku # 65033, June 22, 2019 2:02 am ET
by What of Church
"Whoop" ????
Just what in the fuck is that supposed to be?!
Are you a juggalo?
boofing Jim Beam?
Peeling off syphilis scab?
Eating them like beef jerky?
Slim Jim and Colt 45.
Haiku # 65032, June 22, 2019 1:38 am ET
by BifurcatingPoo
A fancy gift box
Inside: A gooey old dink
Walt Whitman s Sampler
Haiku # 65031, June 21, 2019 11:33 pm ET
by Poet of Know it
Billy Nippress reads Walt Whitman as Ash weeps in the corner wearing his Union Jack Speedo. Both with heavy hearts contemplating their StarWars themed wedding of over a decade ago......
Haiku # 65030, June 21, 2019 5:09 pm ET
by Iamback
Ash and Nippress......little mistress, eating curds and whey...... Starwars wedding with Jawa peoples.....pooples dooples...Jabba The Janet......whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
Haiku # 65029, June 21, 2019 5:03 pm ET
by Iamback
watched from a distance
Illusion of slow motion
I watch you disrobe
Haiku # 65028, June 21, 2019 4:46 pm ET
by Peeping Tom of Jerking off in haste and in your bushes
Pies cooling on sill
Along comes a tired hobo
The filling is poop
Haiku # 65027, June 21, 2019 4:43 pm ET
by Shamegmah O'Toole of Peeking
Face down in the trough
Perfecting his art each day
The cunnilinguist
Haiku # 65026, June 21, 2019 4:39 pm ET
by Within Earshot of Troughslurper
Theresa May Leaves,
And Is Replaced By Boris.
The Pantomime Continues.
Haiku # 65025, June 21, 2019 3:49 pm ET
by I am sick of Brexit
Beware of assholes
Who fuck up their teeth real bad
But blame the dentist
Haiku # 65024, June 21, 2019 1:29 pm ET
by A penis is not a toothbrush
Gilligan s Island
Cream Pie Cooperative
Extra ginger please
Haiku # 65023, June 20, 2019 12:46 am ET
by 3 hour tour of My pants
The zipper ripper
With Gilligan and Skipper
A real round tripper
Haiku # 65022, June 19, 2019 11:24 pm ET
by Jack the Zipper
I d post my photo
But there is no reason to
I look just like you
Haiku # 65021, June 19, 2019 9:57 pm ET
by Ugly
I
Haiku # 65020, June 19, 2019 9:56 pm ET
by Ugly
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