Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 19 Days and 76796 Haiku later...

I do not love you.
It's not because you're ugly.
It's because you're fat.
Haiku # 65091, June 29, 2019 2:51 am ET
by df of Divorce attorney's office.
Aerobic dancing
Wearing a day glo headband
Around my penis
Haiku # 65090, June 29, 2019 12:46 am ET
by Swollen
The old fishing hole
Grandpa fished there every night
Until Gram passed on
Haiku # 65089, June 29, 2019 12:44 am ET
by Red Snapper
All together now
Communal family bath
Fart in unison
Haiku # 65088, June 28, 2019 10:49 pm ET
by Von Crapp Family Singers of Bath
So real funny guy.
Ha ha Darth you sure funny.
You funny like pig
Haiku # 65087, June 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by Get To Work of I Don't Pay You For Stand Around
I know I'm funny.
Haven't posted in some time.
Your cock is too small.
Haiku # 65086, June 28, 2019 9:27 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Sick of clicking traffic lights.
Grandpa screwing a gator!
Visit Florida!
Haiku # 65085, June 28, 2019 6:08 pm ET
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Send me a postcard
Not covered with spooj this time
Visit Florida!
Haiku # 65084, June 28, 2019 5:58 pm ET
by Florida Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Plan your getaway
Put in your teeth (if you want)
Visit Florida!
Haiku # 65083, June 28, 2019 4:11 pm ET
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Trudging through the sand
Massaging his prostate gland
Visit Florida!
Haiku # 65082, June 28, 2019 3:19 pm ET
by Cootprints in the sand of Florida
Grandpa s wrinkled schlong
Each step wagging back and forth
Visit Florida!
Haiku # 65081, June 28, 2019 11:41 am ET
by Florida Chamber of Commerce
You funny guy Darth
Ha ha yeah you so funny.
You funny like rot.
Haiku # 65080, June 28, 2019 8:17 am ET
by Who Order Spicy Pork With Bean Curd?
Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food
Haiku # 65079, June 28, 2019 4:55 am ET
by Foodie
Hi I just got home
The food bank is a great place
If you like spoiled food
Haiku # 65078, June 28, 2019 4:53 am ET
by Foodie
Great food and service
No pubic hairs in my food
Wash hands after poop
Haiku # 65077, June 28, 2019 4:43 am ET
by In business of Still
Religious hatred
Bad counting and grammar skills
You are a mess son
Haiku # 65076, June 28, 2019 2:23 am ET
by Hamster ramp
Jerry Falwell sucks
And his son sucks even worse
Too bad Jesus is not real

He would smite those shits
And most other Christians too
They all full of shit
Haiku # 65075, June 28, 2019 12:03 am ET
by Jesus is lard
Good ol monkeyshines
Unskinny banana bop
Fling poop. She comes back
Haiku # 65074, June 27, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Society for overly friendly monkeys of With enormous genitalia
I'm getting divorced.
My wife caught me watching porn.
So it had monkeys!

It's really that bad?!
They seemed to rather like it.
The furry fuck balls.
Haiku # 65073, June 27, 2019 1:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Man builds house for wife
Pumps life's savings in project
Proud of erection
Haiku # 65072, June 26, 2019 5:49 pm ET
by Charles Mansion of Home Sweet Home
Becept for the curds
Swami Rashashamundo
Build up dink muscles
Haiku # 65071, June 26, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Pro Teen of Shake Shack
If god sucked my dick
Would he swallow all my cum
Just like jesus does
Haiku # 65070, June 26, 2019 4:44 pm ET
by Praise jesus
Who is Pat Sajak?
One of your floor-shining friends
(Like Kojack headshine) ?
Haiku # 65069, June 26, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Jack of Aces
Blowing Pat Sajak
Anything for a vowel
Such a shiny floor
Haiku # 65068, June 26, 2019 11:46 am ET
by Faith of Dirty Knees
In twelve syllables
The Wicked shall be vanquished
and Faith rewarded
Haiku # 65067, June 26, 2019 11:38 am ET
by Evidence of Things Unseen
One man talent show
Carefully unzipping fly
Showing you my dink
Haiku # 65066, June 26, 2019 3:34 am ET
by I. Gavemyself of A standing ovation
I am not a male
I am not female, I am...
An attack helicopter
Haiku # 65065, June 25, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Millennial of College
Hoping for the best
Last time I stuck my head there
It was quite smelly
Haiku # 65064, June 25, 2019 12:49 am ET
by Daredevil
You don't understand.
That was just dry sarcasm.
Desiccated toast.
Haiku # 65063, June 24, 2019 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Under old willow
Open kimono display
Teabag Festival
Haiku # 65062, June 24, 2019 4:25 pm ET
by Origasmi
Hidden rotten cheese
Unsolved smegma mystery
Clues lead to your door
Haiku # 65061, June 24, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Short of Road
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory
Haiku # 65060, June 24, 2019 2:51 pm ET
by Dong
A breath of fresh air.
Something other than that slop
From Farth Digpucker !
Haiku # 65059, June 24, 2019 12:34 pm ET
by O Joyous Day !
The bank feeder line
is a much more efficient
waiting procedure.
Haiku # 65058, June 24, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
He just wanted love.
They all wanted his body.
So he become fat.
Haiku # 65057, June 24, 2019 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You need more money.
Go earn one million dollars.
It won't be enough.
Haiku # 65056, June 24, 2019 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She painted pictures.
But no one knew what they were.
Strangely, nor did she.
Haiku # 65055, June 24, 2019 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never cheat in school.
Try your best to learn it all.
Even the dull stuff.
Haiku # 65054, June 24, 2019 8:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is all a lie!
Well, except that part about...
well, I think you know.
Haiku # 65053, June 24, 2019 8:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Microscopic proof
Debris under fingernails
Leads us to your dink
Haiku # 65052, June 23, 2019 7:03 am ET
by Miranda Rights of Conjugal visit with your hand
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Let's get a divorce.
Haiku # 65051, June 23, 2019 5:50 am ET
by of Newark, NJ
Mouthwash means brainwash.
Sex-brain is brain down the drain.
Drain leads to Darth's soul.
Haiku # 65050, June 23, 2019 12:43 am ET
by Old Hermit of Mountain
Please, I need mouthwash.
Just a little more sweet jizz!
Like flowers blooming.

I sound like Chewie!
Now kiss me, Princess Leia.
Taste the Nerfherder.
Haiku # 65049, June 23, 2019 12:34 am ET
by Grahrgleglegsslllararrrl of Gulp.
If you fuck a goat
while a donkey's fucking you,
that's multitasking!
Haiku # 65048, June 23, 2019 12:29 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
Peter Dinklage s Dong
Stands erect in my garden
Superb garden gnome
Haiku # 65047, June 23, 2019 12:17 am ET
by Tremendous of Tremendous
Some define Haiku
as depicting Nature's peace.
I say fuck that shit...
Haiku # 65046, June 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET
by Earth-Mother is Overrated
Approaching the urinal
His ding dong shrivels
Haiku # 65045, June 22, 2019 5:59 pm ET
by Now watch me pee of Now watch me nay nay
Pull on your ding dong
Like that old Hunchback in France
Ringing the church bells
Haiku # 65044, June 22, 2019 5:08 pm ET
by Batty of Belfry
Darth keeps telling me
to jerk off yet one more time...
but not enough jizz.
Haiku # 65043, June 22, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Prostatic Problems of Seminal Importance
Led Zeppelin rocks!
It's "In My Time of Dying"
that reveals the Christ.
Haiku # 65042, June 22, 2019 2:04 pm ET
by Bonzo's Bass Drum's Mother-in-Law of Slide Guitar
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