I know I'm funny.
Haven't posted in some time.
Your cock is too small.
by Darth Figpucker of Sick of clicking traffic lights.
Stereopticon
Grandpa screwing a gator!
Visit Florida!
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Send me a postcard
Not covered with spooj this time
Visit Florida!
by Florida Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Plan your getaway
Put in your teeth (if you want)
Visit Florida!
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Trudging through the sand
Massaging his prostate gland
Visit Florida!
by Cootprints in the sand of Florida
Grandpa s wrinkled schlong
Each step wagging back and forth
Visit Florida!
by Florida Chamber of Commerce
You funny guy Darth
Ha ha yeah you so funny.
You funny like rot.
by Who Order Spicy Pork With Bean Curd?
Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food
by Foodie
Hi I just got home
The food bank is a great place
If you like spoiled food
by Foodie
Great food and service
No pubic hairs in my food
Wash hands after poop
by In business of Still
Religious hatred
Bad counting and grammar skills
You are a mess son
by Hamster ramp
Jerry Falwell sucks
And his son sucks even worse
Too bad Jesus is not real
He would smite those shits
And most other Christians too
They all full of shit
by Jesus is lard
Good ol monkeyshines
Unskinny banana bop
Fling poop. She comes back
by Society for overly friendly monkeys of With enormous genitalia
I'm getting divorced.
My wife caught me watching porn.
So it had monkeys!
It's really that bad?!
They seemed to rather like it.
The furry fuck balls.
by Anonymous Poet
Man builds house for wife
Pumps life's savings in project
Proud of erection
by Charles Mansion of Home Sweet Home
Becept for the curds
Swami Rashashamundo
Build up dink muscles
by Pro Teen of Shake Shack
If god sucked my dick
Would he swallow all my cum
Just like jesus does
by Praise jesus
Who is Pat Sajak?
One of your floor-shining friends
(Like Kojack headshine) ?
by Jack of Aces
Blowing Pat Sajak
Anything for a vowel
Such a shiny floor
by Faith of Dirty Knees
In twelve syllables
The Wicked shall be vanquished
and Faith rewarded
by Evidence of Things Unseen
One man talent show
Carefully unzipping fly
Showing you my dink
by I. Gavemyself of A standing ovation
I am not a male
I am not female, I am...
An attack helicopter
by Millennial of College
Hoping for the best
Last time I stuck my head there
It was quite smelly
by Daredevil
You don't understand.
That was just dry sarcasm.
Desiccated toast.
by Anonymous Poet
Under old willow
Open kimono display
Teabag Festival
by Origasmi
Hidden rotten cheese
Unsolved smegma mystery
Clues lead to your door
by Short of Road
Congratulations!
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory
by Dong
A breath of fresh air.
Something other than that slop
From Farth Digpucker !
by O Joyous Day !
The bank feeder line
is a much more efficient
waiting procedure.
by Anonymous Poet
He just wanted love.
They all wanted his body.
So he become fat.
by Anonymous Poet
You need more money.
Go earn one million dollars.
It won't be enough.
by Anonymous Poet
She painted pictures.
But no one knew what they were.
Strangely, nor did she.
by Anonymous Poet
Never cheat in school.
Try your best to learn it all.
Even the dull stuff.
by Anonymous Poet
It is all a lie!
Well, except that part about...
well, I think you know.
by Anonymous Poet
Microscopic proof
Debris under fingernails
Leads us to your dink
by Miranda Rights of Conjugal visit with your hand
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Let's get a divorce.
by http://www.orr-law.com/ of Newark, NJ
Mouthwash means brainwash.
Sex-brain is brain down the drain.
Drain leads to Darth's soul.
by Old Hermit of Mountain
Please, I need mouthwash.
Just a little more sweet jizz!
Like flowers blooming.
I sound like Chewie!
Now kiss me, Princess Leia.
Taste the Nerfherder.
by Grahrgleglegsslllararrrl of Gulp.
If you fuck a goat
while a donkey's fucking you,
that's multitasking!
by Darth Figpucker
Peter Dinklage s Dong
Stands erect in my garden
Superb garden gnome
by Tremendous of Tremendous
Some define Haiku
as depicting Nature's peace.
I say fuck that shit...
by Earth-Mother is Overrated
Intimidating
Approaching the urinal
His ding dong shrivels
by Now watch me pee of Now watch me nay nay
Pull on your ding dong
Like that old Hunchback in France
Ringing the church bells
by Batty of Belfry
Darth keeps telling me
to jerk off yet one more time...
but not enough jizz.
by Prostatic Problems of Seminal Importance
Led Zeppelin rocks!
It's "In My Time of Dying"
that reveals the Christ.
by Bonzo's Bass Drum's Mother-in-Law of Slide Guitar
Attention poets
If my poems arouse you
Feel free to jerk off
by Pull five times. Stop. Pull 7 times of Pull 5 more times
Now available
Octopus ejaculate
Undersea kefir
by Clam Molester of Take a guess
Australian outback
I m boofing a kangaroo
Dink didgeridoo
by Spunk
Australian outback
I
by Spunk
lifted up gods skirt
And saw satans vagina
jacked off with jesus
by I'm a child of divorce give me a break
