That Mexican Food
Sneaking over the border
Of my loose sphincter

I enjoy farting
I m puckered up and blowing
Butterfart kisses

The food is great here
No idea what it is tho
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The food is great here
No idea what it is tho
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I won on Ebay.
Ozzy Osbourne's naval lint.
It smells like guano.

Aroused by fireworks
Grandpa spent the holiday
In the local jail

Fuzzy reception
When two peaches got married
He was a cobbler

Tuesday underwear
We ate Mexican tonight
Tune in for updates

Monday underwear
Stained brown with Sunday Dinner
Same shit,different day

When I feel like it
I release my flatulence
Then I step away

You are mistaken
Lucifer himself sucked it
He likes cocktail franks

I have a feeling
god's a homosexual
Cuz he sucked my dick

Captain's Log entries
Broccoli keeps me regular
They look like small trees

I like green ladies
Hot and uninhibited
Smell like broccoli

Alien titties.
Luke Skywalker squeezed them hard.
Should have joined the Sith.

Come join the Dark Side.
We've got dirty prostitutes.
At least they're not green.

You are truly lost.
Only farts you understand.
That is your language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

Watch.

I'll come over there
If you need encouragement
Whilst on the toilet

Sticks his arm inside
Pulls the whole thing inside out
There, you re Chaz Bono

You: a vagina.
You have declared this yourself.
(Real vaginas cringe.)

My penis is too big.
My penis is too BIG!
I said my PENIS IS TOO BIG!

I am a vagina!

Well we went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say.
Feed us, feed us, feed us, feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare.

Two-headed foetus.
It could speak when it was born.
And begged, "Please, eat us!"

I simply refuse
To be treated like garbage
By trash like you folks

That drainage canal
Also known as your wife's cunt
Corpse flower in bloom

The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.

The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.

Are they called backhoes,
or are they excavators?
What's the difference?

Cunt's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
complaints about Darth.

Those old waxy balls
Swinging back and forth all day
Is it bothersome?

Under old willow
Ballcheese Harvest Festival
Volunteers Wanted

Monday through Friday
All those underwear have stains
Next...Shaturday Night

Darth's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
that's the full extent.

So do I have to
Kick you in the balls or are
You gonna do that?

When one begins with
"Statistically speaking"
kick them in the balls.

boredom overwhelms.
your solution is haiku.
now run for office.

We came full circle
Shouldn t come as a surprise
At a circle jerk

All of a sudden
The baked beans I ate last night
Returned to my pants

Show me your titties
Grandpa had a dairy farm
He was a pervert

Blind people must guess
When it s time to stop wiping
And hope for the best

Blind people must guess
When itâ

Cassowary Bird
Three legged flightless relay
Yes, we have huge dinks

Most popular names
For newborn donkeys this year
Braydon and Brayson

Your local butcher
Laid out on cold steel table
"Suck harder, Alice!"

Fuck Egg McMuffins.
Those things are Goddamn nasty!
Taste like motor oil.

What do you expect.
Third world imported scrap meat.
Flavor enhancer.

Have some self respect.
Go to your local butcher.
Keep it fucking real.

Pigs are funny too.
Ham sandwich giggling mad.
Porcine laughing gas.

Greased, green, slippery.
Irish redneck rodeo.
What to do once caught?

Pigs are like people.
And most people are like pigs.
Laugh, cannibal, laugh!

I do not love you.
It's not because you're ugly.
It's because you're fat.

Aerobic dancing
Wearing a day glo headband
Around my penis

The old fishing hole
Grandpa fished there every night
Until Gram passed on

All together now
Communal family bath
Fart in unison

So real funny guy.
Ha ha Darth you sure funny.
You funny like pig