You: a vagina.
You have declared this yourself.
(Real vaginas cringe.)
Haiku #65118, by Darth's Gynecological Appointment June 30, 2019 7:05 pm ET
My penis is too big.
My penis is too BIG!
I said my PENIS IS TOO BIG!
I am a vagina!
Haiku #65117, by Don Fartzheldt of The Family Burning Channel. June 30, 2019 5:38 pm ET
Well we went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say.
Feed us, feed us, feed us, feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare.