Cunt's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
complaints about Darth.
by Anonymous Poet
Those old waxy balls
Swinging back and forth all day
Is it bothersome?
by Trudging along
Under old willow
Ballcheese Harvest Festival
Volunteers Wanted
by Rural squinty Guido of Under old willow
Monday through Friday
All those underwear have stains
Next...Shaturday Night
by Revolting John of Discotheque
Darth's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
that's the full extent.
by Figpucker Prayer Contingent of Bedpan Removal
So do I have to
Kick you in the balls or are
You gonna do that?
by Your Legs Are Short & Your Balls Sag
When one begins with
"Statistically speaking"
kick them in the balls.
by df
boredom overwhelms.
your solution is haiku.
now run for office.
by df -- I approve this message
We came full circle
Shouldn t come as a surprise
At a circle jerk
by RAY DIUS of A roundabout
All of a sudden
The baked beans I ate last night
Returned to my pants
by Walkin Funny
Show me your titties
Grandpa had a dairy farm
He was a pervert
by Land of Milk and Honey of Sticky but it ainâ
Blind people must guess
When it s time to stop wiping
And hope for the best
by A different perspective
Blind people must guess
When itâ
by A different perspective
Cassowary Bird
Three legged flightless relay
Yes, we have huge dinks
by How do? of Thumping the walls
Most popular names
For newborn donkeys this year
Braydon and Brayson
by Ass names
Your local butcher
Laid out on cold steel table
"Suck harder, Alice!"
by Surewood Schwartz of Meat Locker
Fuck Egg McMuffins.
Those things are Goddamn nasty!
Taste like motor oil.
What do you expect.
Third world imported scrap meat.
Flavor enhancer.
Have some self respect.
Go to your local butcher.
Keep it fucking real.
by df
Pigs are funny too.
Ham sandwich giggling mad.
Porcine laughing gas.
Greased, green, slippery.
Irish redneck rodeo.
What to do once caught?
Pigs are like people.
And most people are like pigs.
Laugh, cannibal, laugh!
by df
I do not love you.
It's not because you're ugly.
It's because you're fat.
by df of Divorce attorney's office.
Aerobic dancing
Wearing a day glo headband
Around my penis
by Swollen
The old fishing hole
Grandpa fished there every night
Until Gram passed on
by Red Snapper
All together now
Communal family bath
Fart in unison
by Von Crapp Family Singers of Bath
So real funny guy.
Ha ha Darth you sure funny.
You funny like pig
by Get To Work of I Don't Pay You For Stand Around
I know I'm funny.
Haven't posted in some time.
Your cock is too small.
by Darth Figpucker of Sick of clicking traffic lights.
Stereopticon
Grandpa screwing a gator!
Visit Florida!
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Send me a postcard
Not covered with spooj this time
Visit Florida!
by Florida Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Plan your getaway
Put in your teeth (if you want)
Visit Florida!
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Trudging through the sand
Massaging his prostate gland
Visit Florida!
by Cootprints in the sand of Florida
Grandpa s wrinkled schlong
Each step wagging back and forth
Visit Florida!
by Florida Chamber of Commerce
You funny guy Darth
Ha ha yeah you so funny.
You funny like rot.
by Who Order Spicy Pork With Bean Curd?
Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food
by Foodie
Hi I just got home
The food bank is a great place
If you like spoiled food
by Foodie
Great food and service
No pubic hairs in my food
Wash hands after poop
by In business of Still
Religious hatred
Bad counting and grammar skills
You are a mess son
by Hamster ramp
Jerry Falwell sucks
And his son sucks even worse
Too bad Jesus is not real
He would smite those shits
And most other Christians too
They all full of shit
by Jesus is lard
Good ol monkeyshines
Unskinny banana bop
Fling poop. She comes back
by Society for overly friendly monkeys of With enormous genitalia
I'm getting divorced.
My wife caught me watching porn.
So it had monkeys!
It's really that bad?!
They seemed to rather like it.
The furry fuck balls.
by Anonymous Poet
Man builds house for wife
Pumps life's savings in project
Proud of erection
by Charles Mansion of Home Sweet Home
Becept for the curds
Swami Rashashamundo
Build up dink muscles
by Pro Teen of Shake Shack
If god sucked my dick
Would he swallow all my cum
Just like jesus does
by Praise jesus
Who is Pat Sajak?
One of your floor-shining friends
(Like Kojack headshine) ?
by Jack of Aces
Blowing Pat Sajak
Anything for a vowel
Such a shiny floor
by Faith of Dirty Knees
In twelve syllables
The Wicked shall be vanquished
and Faith rewarded
by Evidence of Things Unseen
One man talent show
Carefully unzipping fly
Showing you my dink
by I. Gavemyself of A standing ovation
I am not a male
I am not female, I am...
An attack helicopter
by Millennial of College
Hoping for the best
Last time I stuck my head there
It was quite smelly
by Daredevil
You don't understand.
That was just dry sarcasm.
Desiccated toast.
by Anonymous Poet
Under old willow
Open kimono display
Teabag Festival
by Origasmi
Hidden rotten cheese
Unsolved smegma mystery
Clues lead to your door
by Short of Road
Congratulations!
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory
by Dong
