BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
6 Days
and
66434 Haikus
later...
boredom overwhelms.
your solution is haiku.
now run for office.
Haiku #65102, by df -- I approve this message
June 29, 2019 7:47 pm ET

We came full circle
Shouldn t come as a surprise
At a circle jerk
Haiku #65101, by RAY DIUS of A roundabout
June 29, 2019 5:03 pm ET

All of a sudden
The baked beans I ate last night
Returned to my pants
Haiku #65100, by Walkin Funny
June 29, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Show me your titties
Grandpa had a dairy farm
He was a pervert
Haiku #65099, by Land of Milk and Honey of Sticky but it ainâ
June 29, 2019 1:37 pm ET

Blind people must guess
When it s time to stop wiping
And hope for the best
Haiku #65098, by A different perspective
June 29, 2019 1:01 pm ET

Blind people must guess
When itâ
Haiku #65097, by A different perspective
June 29, 2019 1:01 pm ET

Cassowary Bird
Three legged flightless relay
Yes, we have huge dinks
Haiku #65096, by How do? of Thumping the walls
June 29, 2019 11:53 am ET

Most popular names
For newborn donkeys this year
Braydon and Brayson
Haiku #65095, by Ass names
June 29, 2019 8:48 am ET

Your local butcher
Laid out on cold steel table
"Suck harder, Alice!"
Haiku #65094, by Surewood Schwartz of Meat Locker
June 29, 2019 8:43 am ET

Fuck Egg McMuffins.
Those things are Goddamn nasty!
Taste like motor oil.

What do you expect.
Third world imported scrap meat.
Flavor enhancer.

Have some self respect.
Go to your local butcher.
Keep it fucking real.
Haiku #65093, by df
June 29, 2019 3:36 am ET

Pigs are funny too.
Ham sandwich giggling mad.
Porcine laughing gas.

Greased, green, slippery.
Irish redneck rodeo.
What to do once caught?

Pigs are like people.
And most people are like pigs.
Laugh, cannibal, laugh!
Haiku #65092, by df
June 29, 2019 3:30 am ET

I do not love you.
It's not because you're ugly.
It's because you're fat.
Haiku #65091, by df of Divorce attorney's office.
June 29, 2019 2:51 am ET

Aerobic dancing
Wearing a day glo headband
Around my penis
Haiku #65090, by Swollen
June 29, 2019 12:46 am ET

The old fishing hole
Grandpa fished there every night
Until Gram passed on
Haiku #65089, by Red Snapper
June 29, 2019 12:44 am ET

All together now
Communal family bath
Fart in unison
Haiku #65088, by Von Crapp Family Singers of Bath
June 28, 2019 10:49 pm ET

So real funny guy.
Ha ha Darth you sure funny.
You funny like pig
Haiku #65087, by Get To Work of I Don't Pay You For Stand Around
June 28, 2019 10:14 pm ET

I know I'm funny.
Haven't posted in some time.
Your cock is too small.
Haiku #65086, by Darth Figpucker of Sick of clicking traffic lights.
June 28, 2019 9:27 pm ET

Stereopticon
Grandpa screwing a gator!
Visit Florida!
Haiku #65085, by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
June 28, 2019 6:08 pm ET

Send me a postcard
Not covered with spooj this time
Visit Florida!
Haiku #65084, by Florida Chamber of Commerce of Florida
June 28, 2019 5:58 pm ET

Plan your getaway
Put in your teeth (if you want)
Visit Florida!
Haiku #65083, by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
June 28, 2019 4:11 pm ET

Trudging through the sand
Massaging his prostate gland
Visit Florida!
Haiku #65082, by Cootprints in the sand of Florida
June 28, 2019 3:19 pm ET

Grandpa s wrinkled schlong
Each step wagging back and forth
Visit Florida!
Haiku #65081, by Florida Chamber of Commerce
June 28, 2019 11:41 am ET

You funny guy Darth
Ha ha yeah you so funny.
You funny like rot.
Haiku #65080, by Who Order Spicy Pork With Bean Curd?
June 28, 2019 8:17 am ET

Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food
Haiku #65079, by Foodie
June 28, 2019 4:55 am ET

Hi I just got home
The food bank is a great place
If you like spoiled food
Haiku #65078, by Foodie
June 28, 2019 4:53 am ET

Great food and service
No pubic hairs in my food
Wash hands after poop
Haiku #65077, by In business of Still
June 28, 2019 4:43 am ET

Religious hatred
Bad counting and grammar skills
You are a mess son
Haiku #65076, by Hamster ramp
June 28, 2019 2:23 am ET

Jerry Falwell sucks
And his son sucks even worse
Too bad Jesus is not real

He would smite those shits
And most other Christians too
They all full of shit
Haiku #65075, by Jesus is lard
June 28, 2019 12:03 am ET

Good ol monkeyshines
Unskinny banana bop
Fling poop. She comes back
Haiku #65074, by Society for overly friendly monkeys of With enormous genitalia
June 27, 2019 2:24 am ET

I'm getting divorced.
My wife caught me watching porn.
So it had monkeys!

It's really that bad?!
They seemed to rather like it.
The furry fuck balls.
Haiku #65073, by Anonymous Poet
June 27, 2019 1:54 am ET

Man builds house for wife
Pumps life's savings in project
Proud of erection
Haiku #65072, by Charles Mansion of Home Sweet Home
June 26, 2019 5:49 pm ET

Becept for the curds
Swami Rashashamundo
Build up dink muscles
Haiku #65071, by Pro Teen of Shake Shack
June 26, 2019 4:59 pm ET

If god sucked my dick
Would he swallow all my cum
Just like jesus does
Haiku #65070, by Praise jesus
June 26, 2019 4:44 pm ET

Who is Pat Sajak?
One of your floor-shining friends
(Like Kojack headshine) ?
Haiku #65069, by Jack of Aces
June 26, 2019 1:39 pm ET

Blowing Pat Sajak
Anything for a vowel
Such a shiny floor
Haiku #65068, by Faith of Dirty Knees
June 26, 2019 11:46 am ET

In twelve syllables
The Wicked shall be vanquished
and Faith rewarded
Haiku #65067, by Evidence of Things Unseen
June 26, 2019 11:38 am ET

One man talent show
Carefully unzipping fly
Showing you my dink
Haiku #65066, by I. Gavemyself of A standing ovation
June 26, 2019 3:34 am ET

I am not a male
I am not female, I am...
An attack helicopter
Haiku #65065, by Millennial of College
June 25, 2019 9:02 pm ET

Hoping for the best
Last time I stuck my head there
It was quite smelly
Haiku #65064, by Daredevil
June 25, 2019 12:49 am ET

You don't understand.
That was just dry sarcasm.
Desiccated toast.
Haiku #65063, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2019 6:20 pm ET

Under old willow
Open kimono display
Teabag Festival
Haiku #65062, by Origasmi
June 24, 2019 4:25 pm ET

Hidden rotten cheese
Unsolved smegma mystery
Clues lead to your door
Haiku #65061, by Short of Road
June 24, 2019 2:54 pm ET

Congratulations!
And they hired you on the spot!
Dildo Factory
Haiku #65060, by Dong
June 24, 2019 2:51 pm ET

A breath of fresh air.
Something other than that slop
From Farth Digpucker !
Haiku #65059, by O Joyous Day !
June 24, 2019 12:34 pm ET

The bank feeder line
is a much more efficient
waiting procedure.
Haiku #65058, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2019 8:58 am ET

He just wanted love.
They all wanted his body.
So he become fat.
Haiku #65057, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2019 8:54 am ET

You need more money.
Go earn one million dollars.
It won't be enough.
Haiku #65056, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2019 8:51 am ET

She painted pictures.
But no one knew what they were.
Strangely, nor did she.
Haiku #65055, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2019 8:49 am ET

Never cheat in school.
Try your best to learn it all.
Even the dull stuff.
Haiku #65054, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2019 8:48 am ET

It is all a lie!
Well, except that part about...
well, I think you know.
Haiku #65053, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2019 8:44 am ET