Monday underwear
Stained brown with Sunday Dinner
Same shit,different day
by Docent of Museum of Digestion
When I feel like it
I release my flatulence
Then I step away
by Gassy
You are mistaken
Lucifer himself sucked it
He likes cocktail franks
by Crud of Weeny Roast
I have a feeling
god's a homosexual
Cuz he sucked my dick
by I have to return some videotapes
Captain's Log entries
Broccoli keeps me regular
They look like small trees
by Star Trek Historian of Styrofoam boulder
I like green ladies
Hot and uninhibited
Smell like broccoli
by Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise
Alien titties.
Luke Skywalker squeezed them hard.
Should have joined the Sith.
Come join the Dark Side.
We've got dirty prostitutes.
At least they're not green.
by Wanna buy some death-sticks?
You are truly lost.
Only farts you understand.
That is your language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM
Watch.
by Anonymous Poet
I'll come over there
If you need encouragement
Whilst on the toilet
by Friend
Sticks his arm inside
Pulls the whole thing inside out
There, you re Chaz Bono
by Giant Teat of Squirting spoilt milk
You: a vagina.
You have declared this yourself.
(Real vaginas cringe.)
by Darth's Gynecological Appointment
My penis is too big.
My penis is too BIG!
I said my PENIS IS TOO BIG!
I am a vagina!
by Don Fartzheldt of The Family Burning Channel.
Well we went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say.
Feed us, feed us, feed us, feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare.
by Bo Burnham
Two-headed foetus.
It could speak when it was born.
And begged, "Please, eat us!"
by Anonymous Poet
I simply refuse
To be treated like garbage
By trash like you folks
by Sticking out my can of Curbside
That drainage canal
Also known as your wife's cunt
Corpse flower in bloom
by Furbelow Furrburger
The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.
by Anonymous Poet
The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.
by Anonymous Poet
Are they called backhoes,
or are they excavators?
What's the difference?
by Redneck amusment park rides.
Cunt's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
complaints about Darth.
by Anonymous Poet
Those old waxy balls
Swinging back and forth all day
Is it bothersome?
by Trudging along
Under old willow
Ballcheese Harvest Festival
Volunteers Wanted
by Rural squinty Guido of Under old willow
Monday through Friday
All those underwear have stains
Next...Shaturday Night
by Revolting John of Discotheque
Darth's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
that's the full extent.
by Figpucker Prayer Contingent of Bedpan Removal
So do I have to
Kick you in the balls or are
You gonna do that?
by Your Legs Are Short & Your Balls Sag
When one begins with
"Statistically speaking"
kick them in the balls.
by df
boredom overwhelms.
your solution is haiku.
now run for office.
by df -- I approve this message
We came full circle
Shouldn t come as a surprise
At a circle jerk
by RAY DIUS of A roundabout
All of a sudden
The baked beans I ate last night
Returned to my pants
by Walkin Funny
Show me your titties
Grandpa had a dairy farm
He was a pervert
by Land of Milk and Honey of Sticky but it ainâ
Blind people must guess
When it s time to stop wiping
And hope for the best
by A different perspective
Blind people must guess
When itâ
by A different perspective
Cassowary Bird
Three legged flightless relay
Yes, we have huge dinks
by How do? of Thumping the walls
Most popular names
For newborn donkeys this year
Braydon and Brayson
by Ass names
Your local butcher
Laid out on cold steel table
"Suck harder, Alice!"
by Surewood Schwartz of Meat Locker
Fuck Egg McMuffins.
Those things are Goddamn nasty!
Taste like motor oil.
What do you expect.
Third world imported scrap meat.
Flavor enhancer.
Have some self respect.
Go to your local butcher.
Keep it fucking real.
by df
Pigs are funny too.
Ham sandwich giggling mad.
Porcine laughing gas.
Greased, green, slippery.
Irish redneck rodeo.
What to do once caught?
Pigs are like people.
And most people are like pigs.
Laugh, cannibal, laugh!
by df
I do not love you.
It's not because you're ugly.
It's because you're fat.
by df of Divorce attorney's office.
Aerobic dancing
Wearing a day glo headband
Around my penis
by Swollen
The old fishing hole
Grandpa fished there every night
Until Gram passed on
by Red Snapper
All together now
Communal family bath
Fart in unison
by Von Crapp Family Singers of Bath
So real funny guy.
Ha ha Darth you sure funny.
You funny like pig
by Get To Work of I Don't Pay You For Stand Around
I know I'm funny.
Haven't posted in some time.
Your cock is too small.
by Darth Figpucker of Sick of clicking traffic lights.
Stereopticon
Grandpa screwing a gator!
Visit Florida!
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Send me a postcard
Not covered with spooj this time
Visit Florida!
by Florida Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Plan your getaway
Put in your teeth (if you want)
Visit Florida!
by Chamber of Commerce of Florida
Trudging through the sand
Massaging his prostate gland
Visit Florida!
by Cootprints in the sand of Florida
Grandpa s wrinkled schlong
Each step wagging back and forth
Visit Florida!
by Florida Chamber of Commerce
You funny guy Darth
Ha ha yeah you so funny.
You funny like rot.
by Who Order Spicy Pork With Bean Curd?
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