Could be cheap drama
I'm not above such tactics.
Look at me, lookie!
No, I'm really ill.
but not like imminent death.
Just bad injury.
no physical exertion, no drinking, no drugs...
No putting small animals in my rectum,
nothing fun any more. Damn it.
And I have nasty fucking headaches.
Surgery is a very likely possibility.
Crack open head, remove blood and cauterize
the broken veins. Look it up.
Should have worm a fucking helmet. Stupid idiot I am.
Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
But look. Whatever happens, it is NOT important. We are all just farts in the windstorm. Never forget that.
, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 7, 2018 10:58 pm ET