Knitting dink covers
For the holidays, boys
Who needs the big size?

Is this real haiku?
Is haiku about pooping?
Ok, I farted

The article said
The old man was skateboarding
And masturbating

I am such a cunt.
Old people should not skateboard.
Stay home and jack off!

Fucking little goddamn pebble! Fuck!

Trying to heal you
Starkitten has been ill, too
Last surgery failed

The chance is high that
you just breathed a molecule
from Hitler's last fart.

And Beethoven's and
Jesus' and Buddha's and...
You get the idea.

We are all one fart!
Chemistry is amazing!
Avogadro's Cock!

6.022x10^23 golf balls covering the earth 3 miles deep in golf balls. Tiger Woods, save us! Offerings of cocaine and prostitutes.

Life is fucking great.
Subdural hematoma.
What could be better.

Yo momma in a coma hematoma.

Christ I hope I die.
Fuck all that surgery shit.
Tampon in the nose.

Not terrible, but I do have to monitor it.
Headaches fucking suck, slight numbness.
Yesterday was worse. Maybe it will get better.
You fuckers aren't rid of me yet.

Yeah, fuck surgery.
Bacardi 151.
Power drill, tampon.

Passenger pigeon
Important haiku in beak
Scratch that...his asshole

Is there room in Hell
For us and our poetry
And smelly asses?

The way I see it
If you keep at it a while
You'll jizz out something

Poems write themselves
They float in the air we breathe
Along with Darth's farts

Whenever in doubt
You should press submit haiku
Just put some words up

Mother in law, Why?
Does the table smell like fish?
Are doorknobs greasy?

VHS is Nina, too prob

Further proof that VHS is Figpucker!!!!!!!!!!

Hell's Outhouse Hole, folks
It happens to dump right here
Submit Haiku page

*depths... goddamnit

My origin depts
are far deeper than toilets.
Think Satan's outhouse.

If Hell is as low
as you can go, then what of
Hell's outhouse hole, eh?

Strum strum strum plunk plunk
Stretching my pubic hairs out
Smoke on the water....

Welcome, Nina. First:
Beware the foul stench of Darth.
He rises from toilet.

Hi, I am new here
I can't wait to learn haiku
Is there a topic?

Been waiting for this
It's been a rough, muddy road
Bought toilet paper

Poop worm dink undies
Gave me a little chuckle
And a funny dream

Queen Elizabeth II
She's sitting atop the throne
Hunch royal coil

Vampire Tea Bags
We're holding our pinkies up
Sipping with werewolves

Waves of menstrual cramps
Prince Charles Dressed as a tampon
Totally rad,dude

Red tsunami breaks.
The wave in picture above
Is red red red red!

Wed Rave incoming.
Wed Rave incoming, people.
Get out of the way!

Coprophagist Darth:
your mouth the only toilet
I can see from here.

A cockroach milkshake.
Dingleberry booger pie.
Side of tampon scabs.

Poop worm dink undies
fart stench toilet grunt ass wipe
constipation cunt.

Dirty underwear
Sending them as Christmas gifts
You are on the list

Toilet Recliner
Relax and grunt in comfort
Because you're worth it

I have a feeling
The stench is a real problem
When you use the can

Diary Entry:
Suffocate him in his sleep
With a plastic bag

You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory

Wet wild wiggly worm?
Which end of you has the dink?
I like holding you

Wiping my behind
Decorated with bad poop
Help wanted: Ass Wipe

Must enjoy loud farts
Preferably ambidextrous
With a caring touch

There is a blank page.
And I scribble a haiku.
But which is better?

Worms are in my brain.
If you wait at my asshole,
you'll wait forever.

It's always God's fault.
Satan's just a laid back dude
with a big red ass.

Sort of hungry now
waiting for worms to pop up
From your big asshole

Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil

Donald Trump sucks ass

Sorry to bother you
But I don

Sorry to bother you
But I don

Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump

Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this

Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?

in that case kiss my haikus