Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 236 Days and 75872 Haiku later...

You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory
Haiku # 60773, November 5, 2018 2:39 am ET
by G o d
Wet wild wiggly worm?
Which end of you has the dink?
I like holding you
Haiku # 60772, November 5, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Worm holder
Wiping my behind
Decorated with bad poop
Help wanted: Ass Wipe

Must enjoy loud farts
Preferably ambidextrous
With a caring touch
Haiku # 60771, November 5, 2018 2:31 am ET
by Sitter of Terlit
There is a blank page.
And I scribble a haiku.
But which is better?
Haiku # 60770, November 5, 2018 12:08 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Worms are in my brain.
If you wait at my asshole,
you'll wait forever.
Haiku # 60769, November 5, 2018 12:04 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
It's always God's fault.
Satan's just a laid back dude
with a big red ass.
Haiku # 60768, November 5, 2018 12:03 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sort of hungry now
waiting for worms to pop up
From your big asshole
Haiku # 60767, November 4, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil
Haiku # 60766, November 4, 2018 11:25 pm ET
by Religious Inexperience
Donald Trump sucks ass
Haiku # 60765, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku # 60764, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Mack of Mirror
Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku # 60763, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Mack of Mirror
Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump
Haiku # 60762, November 4, 2018 9:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this
Haiku # 60761, November 4, 2018 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?
Haiku # 60760, November 4, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in that case kiss my haikus
Haiku # 60759, November 4, 2018 6:51 pm ET
by vhs
Nice ass
Haiku # 60758, November 4, 2018 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Electricity
Telecommunication
Abracadabra
Haiku # 60757, November 4, 2018 3:29 pm ET
by Starkitten
Masturbatory
hyperreflexivity
ejaculation.
Haiku # 60756, November 4, 2018 2:45 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Already famous.
My ass is enjoyed worldwide.
Check out my haiku.
Haiku # 60755, November 4, 2018 9:04 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
There should be a score
That calculates the crazy
Based on the poems
Haiku # 60754, November 4, 2018 3:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where are the poets?
Yes, I think this site is rigged
By Psychiatrists
Haiku # 60753, November 4, 2018 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gonna be famous
My haikus are enjoyed worldwide
I'll show you my ass
Haiku # 60752, November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lots of dogs ran loose
Their shit rotted and turned white
Then disintegrated

Some piles got stepped in
Haiku # 60751, November 4, 2018 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The girl up the street
Used to eat boogers on snow
I haven't tried it

They had a poodle
His asshole was stained yellow
Ran loose in the streets
Haiku # 60750, November 4, 2018 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Back to basics now
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt. Breathe.
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku # 60749, November 4, 2018 1:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You freaking madman
Are you servicing your wife?
Swatting mosquitoes?
Haiku # 60748, November 4, 2018 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Somebody stop me
Yo, VHS, fickpucker
Throw down some road spikes
Haiku # 60747, November 4, 2018 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stop haiku
It's out of control. I tried
Haiku brakes on the fritz

Got the syllable shits and I can't stop.
Haiku # 60746, November 4, 2018 1:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We are in God's jail
Doing Time for our parents
They were horny that night
Haiku # 60745, November 4, 2018 1:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Colonel sanders here
You have to fuck the chicken
That is the secret
Haiku # 60744, November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And then we'll fly off
Catch up with the Hale Boppers
You just might get laid
Haiku # 60743, November 4, 2018 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
With a glass of milk
Toast cut in triangle shapes
To enhance flavor
Haiku # 60742, November 4, 2018 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
No holiday guests
No holiday meal. Just toast
And peanut butter
Haiku # 60741, November 4, 2018 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You can see the stench
Haikus rotting in the sun
It's all your fault,dude
Haiku # 60740, November 4, 2018 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Peanut butter toast
Is my all time favorite meal
Can you dig it, babe
Haiku # 60739, November 4, 2018 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Swing by. Pick me up
Let's drive straight into the sun
Burn, motherfucker!
Haiku # 60738, November 4, 2018 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Melancholy Turd
Abandoned in Menswear aisle
On Fitting Room floor
Haiku # 60737, November 4, 2018 12:38 am ET
by Retail me Not of Menswear
Hard work, these poems
Up before sunrise, milking
Syllables. Smells foul.
Haiku # 60736, November 4, 2018 12:35 am ET
by Haiku farmer of Knee deep in chicken shit
Turkey shaped clogger
Forgot plunger in England
Call it Grog with Log
Haiku # 60735, November 3, 2018 11:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Up close.magnified
Every pore and crumb of shit
Anal Viewmaster
Haiku # 60734, November 3, 2018 11:10 pm ET
by Turdseyeview
Swinging high high high
Away I fly fly fly
Into a shitpile
Haiku # 60733, November 3, 2018 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
That sounds G rated
Compared to Jim Bob's skill
Fuckbasting the Bird
Haiku # 60732, November 3, 2018 11:07 pm ET
by John Boy Walton's Mole of Wipe me with the napkin, please... getting moist
Hard as Plymouth Rock
Wipe your hands on the stray dogs
Jizzed Brussels sprouts
Haiku # 60731, November 3, 2018 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I know what it is
Got a headless conjoined twin
Call it double junk
Haiku # 60730, November 3, 2018 11:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wouldn't know what DVDA was if not for Matt Stone and Trey Parker. What would Brian Boitano Do?
Haiku # 60729, November 3, 2018 10:52 pm ET
by
Thanksgiving themed porn.
Pilgrims bang Poke-a-hot-ass,
the big chief's daughter.

Let us bow our heads.
Lord, we thank you for this feast
of pussy and tits.

"I like the fish pie."
Licking whipped cream off her tits.
Let's stuff this here bird.

Mock English accents.
Olden-speak DVDA.
She was stuffed alright!
Haiku # 60728, November 3, 2018 10:50 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Pilgrims pulling penis
Pumpkin pie pig-out packs pounds
Pilgrim Poontang
Haiku # 60727, November 3, 2018 10:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hood boss VHS
He's in charge of pies this year
He'll prolly fuck them
Haiku # 60726, November 3, 2018 9:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Making hand turkeys
So boring. Trace Grandad's schlong!
It's a shapeshifter
Haiku # 60725, November 3, 2018 9:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Corn acreage here
Save the cobs to wipe our bums
Huge turkey wattle!

What a hearty meal
Feel free to unzip your pants
Free your blunderbus
Haiku # 60724, November 3, 2018 9:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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