Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 194 Days and 75690 Haiku later...

Red tsunami breaks.
The wave in picture above
Is red red red red!
Haiku # 60782, November 5, 2018 9:05 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of brown stench
Wed Rave incoming.
Wed Rave incoming, people.
Get out of the way!
Haiku # 60781, November 5, 2018 8:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coprophagist Darth:
your mouth the only toilet
I can see from here.
Haiku # 60780, November 5, 2018 8:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A cockroach milkshake.
Dingleberry booger pie.
Side of tampon scabs.
Haiku # 60779, November 5, 2018 4:52 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Poop worm dink undies
fart stench toilet grunt ass wipe
constipation cunt.
Haiku # 60778, November 5, 2018 4:43 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Dirty underwear
Sending them as Christmas gifts
You are on the list
Haiku # 60777, November 5, 2018 3:59 am ET
by Secret Santa
Toilet Recliner
Relax and grunt in comfort
Because you're worth it
Haiku # 60776, November 5, 2018 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have a feeling
The stench is a real problem
When you use the can
Haiku # 60775, November 5, 2018 3:24 am ET
by Got a hunch
Diary Entry:
Suffocate him in his sleep
With a plastic bag
Haiku # 60774, November 5, 2018 2:42 am ET
by Edie Brickell of Sounds of Almost Silence, CT
You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory
Haiku # 60773, November 5, 2018 2:39 am ET
by G o d
Wet wild wiggly worm?
Which end of you has the dink?
I like holding you
Haiku # 60772, November 5, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Worm holder
Wiping my behind
Decorated with bad poop
Help wanted: Ass Wipe

Must enjoy loud farts
Preferably ambidextrous
With a caring touch
Haiku # 60771, November 5, 2018 2:31 am ET
by Sitter of Terlit
There is a blank page.
And I scribble a haiku.
But which is better?
Haiku # 60770, November 5, 2018 12:08 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Worms are in my brain.
If you wait at my asshole,
you'll wait forever.
Haiku # 60769, November 5, 2018 12:04 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
It's always God's fault.
Satan's just a laid back dude
with a big red ass.
Haiku # 60768, November 5, 2018 12:03 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sort of hungry now
waiting for worms to pop up
From your big asshole
Haiku # 60767, November 4, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil
Haiku # 60766, November 4, 2018 11:25 pm ET
by Religious Inexperience
Donald Trump sucks ass
Haiku # 60765, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku # 60764, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Mack of Mirror
Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku # 60763, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Mack of Mirror
Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump
Haiku # 60762, November 4, 2018 9:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this
Haiku # 60761, November 4, 2018 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?
Haiku # 60760, November 4, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in that case kiss my haikus
Haiku # 60759, November 4, 2018 6:51 pm ET
by vhs
Nice ass
Haiku # 60758, November 4, 2018 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Electricity
Telecommunication
Abracadabra
Haiku # 60757, November 4, 2018 3:29 pm ET
by Starkitten
Masturbatory
hyperreflexivity
ejaculation.
Haiku # 60756, November 4, 2018 2:45 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Already famous.
My ass is enjoyed worldwide.
Check out my haiku.
Haiku # 60755, November 4, 2018 9:04 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
There should be a score
That calculates the crazy
Based on the poems
Haiku # 60754, November 4, 2018 3:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where are the poets?
Yes, I think this site is rigged
By Psychiatrists
Haiku # 60753, November 4, 2018 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gonna be famous
My haikus are enjoyed worldwide
I'll show you my ass
Haiku # 60752, November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lots of dogs ran loose
Their shit rotted and turned white
Then disintegrated

Some piles got stepped in
Haiku # 60751, November 4, 2018 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The girl up the street
Used to eat boogers on snow
I haven't tried it

They had a poodle
His asshole was stained yellow
Ran loose in the streets
Haiku # 60750, November 4, 2018 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Back to basics now
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt. Breathe.
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku # 60749, November 4, 2018 1:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You freaking madman
Are you servicing your wife?
Swatting mosquitoes?
Haiku # 60748, November 4, 2018 1:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Somebody stop me
Yo, VHS, fickpucker
Throw down some road spikes
Haiku # 60747, November 4, 2018 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stop haiku
It's out of control. I tried
Haiku brakes on the fritz

Got the syllable shits and I can't stop.
Haiku # 60746, November 4, 2018 1:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We are in God's jail
Doing Time for our parents
They were horny that night
Haiku # 60745, November 4, 2018 1:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Colonel sanders here
You have to fuck the chicken
That is the secret
Haiku # 60744, November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And then we'll fly off
Catch up with the Hale Boppers
You just might get laid
Haiku # 60743, November 4, 2018 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
With a glass of milk
Toast cut in triangle shapes
To enhance flavor
Haiku # 60742, November 4, 2018 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
No holiday guests
No holiday meal. Just toast
And peanut butter
Haiku # 60741, November 4, 2018 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You can see the stench
Haikus rotting in the sun
It's all your fault,dude
Haiku # 60740, November 4, 2018 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Peanut butter toast
Is my all time favorite meal
Can you dig it, babe
Haiku # 60739, November 4, 2018 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Swing by. Pick me up
Let's drive straight into the sun
Burn, motherfucker!
Haiku # 60738, November 4, 2018 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Melancholy Turd
Abandoned in Menswear aisle
On Fitting Room floor
Haiku # 60737, November 4, 2018 12:38 am ET
by Retail me Not of Menswear
Hard work, these poems
Up before sunrise, milking
Syllables. Smells foul.
Haiku # 60736, November 4, 2018 12:35 am ET
by Haiku farmer of Knee deep in chicken shit
Turkey shaped clogger
Forgot plunger in England
Call it Grog with Log
Haiku # 60735, November 3, 2018 11:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Up close.magnified
Every pore and crumb of shit
Anal Viewmaster
Haiku # 60734, November 3, 2018 11:10 pm ET
by Turdseyeview
Swinging high high high
Away I fly fly fly
Into a shitpile
Haiku # 60733, November 3, 2018 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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