Bad Haiku

A cockroach milkshake.
Dingleberry booger pie.
Side of tampon scabs.

Haiku #60779, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 4:52 am ET

Poop worm dink undies
fart stench toilet grunt ass wipe
constipation cunt.

Haiku #60778, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 4:43 am ET

Dirty underwear
Sending them as Christmas gifts
You are on the list

Haiku #60777, by Secret Santa
November 5, 2018 3:59 am ET

Toilet Recliner
Relax and grunt in comfort
Because you're worth it

Haiku #60776, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2018 3:27 am ET

I have a feeling
The stench is a real problem
When you use the can

Haiku #60775, by Got a hunch
November 5, 2018 3:24 am ET

Diary Entry:
Suffocate him in his sleep
With a plastic bag

Haiku #60774, by Edie Brickell of Sounds of Almost Silence, CT
November 5, 2018 2:42 am ET

You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory

Haiku #60773, by G o d
November 5, 2018 2:39 am ET

Wet wild wiggly worm?
Which end of you has the dink?
I like holding you

Haiku #60772, by Worm holder
November 5, 2018 2:36 am ET

Wiping my behind
Decorated with bad poop
Help wanted: Ass Wipe

Must enjoy loud farts
Preferably ambidextrous
With a caring touch

Haiku #60771, by Sitter of Terlit
November 5, 2018 2:31 am ET

There is a blank page.
And I scribble a haiku.
But which is better?

Haiku #60770, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 12:08 am ET

Worms are in my brain.
If you wait at my asshole,
you'll wait forever.

Haiku #60769, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 12:04 am ET

It's always God's fault.
Satan's just a laid back dude
with a big red ass.

Haiku #60768, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 12:03 am ET

Sort of hungry now
waiting for worms to pop up
From your big asshole

Haiku #60767, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 11:34 pm ET

Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil

Haiku #60766, by Religious Inexperience
November 4, 2018 11:25 pm ET

Donald Trump sucks ass

Haiku #60765, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Sorry to bother you
But I don

Haiku #60764, by Mack of Mirror
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Sorry to bother you
But I don

Haiku #60763, by Mack of Mirror
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump

Haiku #60762, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 9:32 pm ET

Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this

Haiku #60761, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 8:27 pm ET

Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?

Haiku #60760, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 8:25 pm ET

in that case kiss my haikus

Haiku #60759, by vhs
November 4, 2018 6:51 pm ET

Nice ass

Haiku #60758, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:30 pm ET

Electricity
Telecommunication
Abracadabra

Haiku #60757, by Starkitten
November 4, 2018 3:29 pm ET

Masturbatory
hyperreflexivity
ejaculation.

Haiku #60756, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 4, 2018 2:45 pm ET

Already famous.
My ass is enjoyed worldwide.
Check out my haiku.

Haiku #60755, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 4, 2018 9:04 am ET

There should be a score
That calculates the crazy
Based on the poems

Haiku #60754, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:38 am ET

Where are the poets?
Yes, I think this site is rigged
By Psychiatrists

Haiku #60753, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:35 am ET

Gonna be famous
My haikus are enjoyed worldwide
I'll show you my ass

Haiku #60752, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET

Lots of dogs ran loose
Their shit rotted and turned white
Then disintegrated

Some piles got stepped in

Haiku #60751, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:22 am ET

The girl up the street
Used to eat boogers on snow
I haven't tried it

They had a poodle
His asshole was stained yellow
Ran loose in the streets

Haiku #60750, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:15 am ET

Back to basics now
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt. Breathe.
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt

Haiku #60749, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:05 am ET

You freaking madman
Are you servicing your wife?
Swatting mosquitoes?

Haiku #60748, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:48 am ET

Somebody stop me
Yo, VHS, fickpucker
Throw down some road spikes

Haiku #60747, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:46 am ET

I can't stop haiku
It's out of control. I tried
Haiku brakes on the fritz

Got the syllable shits and I can't stop.

Haiku #60746, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:45 am ET

We are in God's jail
Doing Time for our parents
They were horny that night

Haiku #60745, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:33 am ET

Colonel sanders here
You have to fuck the chicken
That is the secret

Haiku #60744, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET

And then we'll fly off
Catch up with the Hale Boppers
You just might get laid

Haiku #60743, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:27 am ET

With a glass of milk
Toast cut in triangle shapes
To enhance flavor

Haiku #60742, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:51 am ET

No holiday guests
No holiday meal. Just toast
And peanut butter

Haiku #60741, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:50 am ET

You can see the stench
Haikus rotting in the sun
It's all your fault,dude

Haiku #60740, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:47 am ET

Peanut butter toast
Is my all time favorite meal
Can you dig it, babe

Haiku #60739, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:42 am ET

Swing by. Pick me up
Let's drive straight into the sun
Burn, motherfucker!

Haiku #60738, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:39 am ET

Melancholy Turd
Abandoned in Menswear aisle
On Fitting Room floor

Haiku #60737, by Retail me Not of Menswear
November 4, 2018 12:38 am ET

Hard work, these poems
Up before sunrise, milking
Syllables. Smells foul.

Haiku #60736, by Haiku farmer of Knee deep in chicken shit
November 4, 2018 12:35 am ET

Turkey shaped clogger
Forgot plunger in England
Call it Grog with Log

Haiku #60735, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:17 pm ET

Up close.magnified
Every pore and crumb of shit
Anal Viewmaster

Haiku #60734, by Turdseyeview
November 3, 2018 11:10 pm ET

Swinging high high high
Away I fly fly fly
Into a shitpile

Haiku #60733, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:08 pm ET

That sounds G rated
Compared to Jim Bob's skill
Fuckbasting the Bird

Haiku #60732, by John Boy Walton's Mole of Wipe me with the napkin, please... getting moist
November 3, 2018 11:07 pm ET

Hard as Plymouth Rock
Wipe your hands on the stray dogs
Jizzed Brussels sprouts

Haiku #60731, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:04 pm ET

I know what it is
Got a headless conjoined twin
Call it double junk

Haiku #60730, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:00 pm ET