Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 66 Days and 74635 Haiku later...

Is there room in Hell
For us and our poetry
And smelly asses?
Haiku # 60800, November 5, 2018 9:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The way I see it
If you keep at it a while
You'll jizz out something
Haiku # 60799, November 5, 2018 9:06 pm ET
by Jizzer
Poems write themselves
They float in the air we breathe
Along with Darth's farts
Haiku # 60798, November 5, 2018 8:47 pm ET
by Breathing mud
Whenever in doubt
You should press submit haiku
Just put some words up
Haiku # 60797, November 5, 2018 8:45 pm ET
by Haiku Advice of Haiku 101
Mother in law, Why?
Does the table smell like fish?
Are doorknobs greasy?
Haiku # 60796, November 5, 2018 7:59 pm ET
by ?
VHS is Nina, too prob
Haiku # 60795, November 5, 2018 7:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Further proof that VHS is Figpucker!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 60794, November 5, 2018 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hell's Outhouse Hole, folks
It happens to dump right here
Submit Haiku page
Haiku # 60793, November 5, 2018 6:42 pm ET
by Starkitten
*depths... goddamnit
Haiku # 60792, November 5, 2018 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My origin depts
are far deeper than toilets.
Think Satan's outhouse.

If Hell is as low
as you can go, then what of
Hell's outhouse hole, eh?
Haiku # 60791, November 5, 2018 6:10 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Strum strum strum plunk plunk
Stretching my pubic hairs out
Smoke on the water....
Haiku # 60790, November 5, 2018 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome, Nina. First:
Beware the foul stench of Darth.
He rises from toilet.
Haiku # 60789, November 5, 2018 5:12 pm ET
by Full House Royal Flush
Hi, I am new here
I can't wait to learn haiku
Is there a topic?
Haiku # 60788, November 5, 2018 3:34 pm ET
by Nina of Az
Been waiting for this
It's been a rough, muddy road
Bought toilet paper
Haiku # 60787, November 5, 2018 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poop worm dink undies
Gave me a little chuckle
And a funny dream
Haiku # 60786, November 5, 2018 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Queen Elizabeth II
She's sitting atop the throne
Hunch royal coil
Haiku # 60785, November 5, 2018 12:48 pm ET
by Lizard Biotch
Vampire Tea Bags
We're holding our pinkies up
Sipping with werewolves
Haiku # 60784, November 5, 2018 12:46 pm ET
by Sippers
Waves of menstrual cramps
Prince Charles Dressed as a tampon
Totally rad,dude
Haiku # 60783, November 5, 2018 12:31 pm ET
by Surf's up
Red tsunami breaks.
The wave in picture above
Is red red red red!
Haiku # 60782, November 5, 2018 9:05 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of brown stench
Wed Rave incoming.
Wed Rave incoming, people.
Get out of the way!
Haiku # 60781, November 5, 2018 8:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Coprophagist Darth:
your mouth the only toilet
I can see from here.
Haiku # 60780, November 5, 2018 8:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A cockroach milkshake.
Dingleberry booger pie.
Side of tampon scabs.
Haiku # 60779, November 5, 2018 4:52 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Poop worm dink undies
fart stench toilet grunt ass wipe
constipation cunt.
Haiku # 60778, November 5, 2018 4:43 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Dirty underwear
Sending them as Christmas gifts
You are on the list
Haiku # 60777, November 5, 2018 3:59 am ET
by Secret Santa
Toilet Recliner
Relax and grunt in comfort
Because you're worth it
Haiku # 60776, November 5, 2018 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have a feeling
The stench is a real problem
When you use the can
Haiku # 60775, November 5, 2018 3:24 am ET
by Got a hunch
Diary Entry:
Suffocate him in his sleep
With a plastic bag
Haiku # 60774, November 5, 2018 2:42 am ET
by Edie Brickell of Sounds of Almost Silence, CT
You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory
Haiku # 60773, November 5, 2018 2:39 am ET
by G o d
Wet wild wiggly worm?
Which end of you has the dink?
I like holding you
Haiku # 60772, November 5, 2018 2:36 am ET
by Worm holder
Wiping my behind
Decorated with bad poop
Help wanted: Ass Wipe

Must enjoy loud farts
Preferably ambidextrous
With a caring touch
Haiku # 60771, November 5, 2018 2:31 am ET
by Sitter of Terlit
There is a blank page.
And I scribble a haiku.
But which is better?
Haiku # 60770, November 5, 2018 12:08 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Worms are in my brain.
If you wait at my asshole,
you'll wait forever.
Haiku # 60769, November 5, 2018 12:04 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
It's always God's fault.
Satan's just a laid back dude
with a big red ass.
Haiku # 60768, November 5, 2018 12:03 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sort of hungry now
waiting for worms to pop up
From your big asshole
Haiku # 60767, November 4, 2018 11:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil
Haiku # 60766, November 4, 2018 11:25 pm ET
by Religious Inexperience
Donald Trump sucks ass
Haiku # 60765, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku # 60764, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Mack of Mirror
Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku # 60763, November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Mack of Mirror
Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump
Haiku # 60762, November 4, 2018 9:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this
Haiku # 60761, November 4, 2018 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?
Haiku # 60760, November 4, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in that case kiss my haikus
Haiku # 60759, November 4, 2018 6:51 pm ET
by vhs
Nice ass
Haiku # 60758, November 4, 2018 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Electricity
Telecommunication
Abracadabra
Haiku # 60757, November 4, 2018 3:29 pm ET
by Starkitten
Masturbatory
hyperreflexivity
ejaculation.
Haiku # 60756, November 4, 2018 2:45 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Already famous.
My ass is enjoyed worldwide.
Check out my haiku.
Haiku # 60755, November 4, 2018 9:04 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
There should be a score
That calculates the crazy
Based on the poems
Haiku # 60754, November 4, 2018 3:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where are the poets?
Yes, I think this site is rigged
By Psychiatrists
Haiku # 60753, November 4, 2018 3:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gonna be famous
My haikus are enjoyed worldwide
I'll show you my ass
Haiku # 60752, November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lots of dogs ran loose
Their shit rotted and turned white
Then disintegrated

Some piles got stepped in
Haiku # 60751, November 4, 2018 1:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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