Poems write themselves
They float in the air we breathe
Along with Darth's farts
by Breathing mud
Whenever in doubt
You should press submit haiku
Just put some words up
by Haiku Advice of Haiku 101
Mother in law, Why?
Does the table smell like fish?
Are doorknobs greasy?
by ?
VHS is Nina, too prob
by Anonymous Poet
Further proof that VHS is Figpucker!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Hell's Outhouse Hole, folks
It happens to dump right here
Submit Haiku page
by Starkitten
*depths... goddamnit
by Anonymous Poet
My origin depts
are far deeper than toilets.
Think Satan's outhouse.
If Hell is as low
as you can go, then what of
Hell's outhouse hole, eh?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Strum strum strum plunk plunk
Stretching my pubic hairs out
Smoke on the water....
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome, Nina. First:
Beware the foul stench of Darth.
He rises from toilet.
by Full House Royal Flush
Hi, I am new here
I can't wait to learn haiku
Is there a topic?
by Nina of Az
Been waiting for this
It's been a rough, muddy road
Bought toilet paper
by Anonymous Poet
Poop worm dink undies
Gave me a little chuckle
And a funny dream
by Anonymous Poet
Queen Elizabeth II
She's sitting atop the throne
Hunch royal coil
by Lizard Biotch
Vampire Tea Bags
We're holding our pinkies up
Sipping with werewolves
by Sippers
Waves of menstrual cramps
Prince Charles Dressed as a tampon
Totally rad,dude
by Surf's up
Red tsunami breaks.
The wave in picture above
Is red red red red!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of brown stench
Wed Rave incoming.
Wed Rave incoming, people.
Get out of the way!
by Anonymous Poet
Coprophagist Darth:
your mouth the only toilet
I can see from here.
by Anonymous Poet
A cockroach milkshake.
Dingleberry booger pie.
Side of tampon scabs.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Poop worm dink undies
fart stench toilet grunt ass wipe
constipation cunt.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Dirty underwear
Sending them as Christmas gifts
You are on the list
by Secret Santa
Toilet Recliner
Relax and grunt in comfort
Because you're worth it
by Anonymous Poet
I have a feeling
The stench is a real problem
When you use the can
by Got a hunch
Diary Entry:
Suffocate him in his sleep
With a plastic bag
by Edie Brickell of Sounds of Almost Silence, CT
You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory
by G o d
Wet wild wiggly worm?
Which end of you has the dink?
I like holding you
by Worm holder
Wiping my behind
Decorated with bad poop
Help wanted: Ass Wipe
Must enjoy loud farts
Preferably ambidextrous
With a caring touch
by Sitter of Terlit
There is a blank page.
And I scribble a haiku.
But which is better?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Worms are in my brain.
If you wait at my asshole,
you'll wait forever.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
It's always God's fault.
Satan's just a laid back dude
with a big red ass.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sort of hungry now
waiting for worms to pop up
From your big asshole
by Anonymous Poet
Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil
by Religious Inexperience
Donald Trump sucks ass
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry to bother you
But I don
by Mack of Mirror
Sorry to bother you
But I don
by Mack of Mirror
Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump
by Anonymous Poet
Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this
by Anonymous Poet
Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?
by Anonymous Poet
in that case kiss my haikus
by vhs
Nice ass
by Anonymous Poet
Electricity
Telecommunication
Abracadabra
by Starkitten
Masturbatory
hyperreflexivity
ejaculation.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Already famous.
My ass is enjoyed worldwide.
Check out my haiku.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
There should be a score
That calculates the crazy
Based on the poems
by Anonymous Poet
Where are the poets?
Yes, I think this site is rigged
By Psychiatrists
by Anonymous Poet
Gonna be famous
My haikus are enjoyed worldwide
I'll show you my ass
by Anonymous Poet
Lots of dogs ran loose
Their shit rotted and turned white
Then disintegrated
Some piles got stepped in
by Anonymous Poet
The girl up the street
Used to eat boogers on snow
I haven't tried it
They had a poodle
His asshole was stained yellow
Ran loose in the streets
by Anonymous Poet
Back to basics now
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt. Breathe.
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
by Anonymous Poet
