I voted, I think
But I mistook your ass crack
For the ballot box
by Apparently you liked it of Mid term erections
Elect FIGPUCKER !
(Since this world is a shithole
and he loves shitholes)
by Anonymous Poet
I truly do hope
It doesn't turn out to be
A light-red ripple.
by But I won't have a prolonged public meltdown if it happens the way the pathetic regressives have doing since the election of our Windswept Wizard of Wonderful
* have
by Buzzy of Compound eye doctors
"Oh, and furthermore
Leave my brethren alone, Darth.
Mosquitoes gave rights!"
by Buzzy of In the pissed off section
"and while I'm at it
I'll leave behind some flaiku
Also known as poop."
by Buzzy of Around
(Insect voice) "Hey, man..
We're saving that chunk for later!
Feasting on yours now."
by Buzzy the annoying fly of On your haiku
Filthy remains rot
Even flies won't eat the corpse
That is your Haiku
by Decomposition of Liquefaction
You said power drill
The trigger words. You woke me
I've got morning wood
by Bob Villa
I'm sure he's quite handy
Barney could fix your plumbing
And clog all your pipes
by He"s trouble
Like, the Scooby snack
Could have been giant Funyuns
But they drew your dink
by I know you get a boner of But do you receive royalties?
Brain damage is cool.
When you wake up from a dream,
it all seems so real.
I had an affair
with Barney the dinosaur
dressed like a plumber.
But the headaches suck.
Power drill pressure relief.
So fucking tempting.
Why the dream about
Velma from Scoobie Doo?
Never in my life.
"You can't fuck me, I'm a cartoon.
I'm not even supposed to say that word.
Oh... oooo... well... okay."
Seriously... WTF?!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Yeah, if you jack off.
Don't do it on a skateboard.
Or wear a helmet.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
hit by an arrow
walking in Piccadilly
on Feb fourteen morn
by fabio sassi of bologna, italy
Knitting dink covers
For the holidays, boys
Who needs the big size?
by Crafty
Is this real haiku?
Is haiku about pooping?
Ok, I farted
by Nina
The article said
The old man was skateboarding
And masturbating
by And yelling haiku poems of And chasing a pig
I am such a cunt.
Old people should not skateboard.
Stay home and jack off!
Fucking little goddamn pebble! Fuck!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Trying to heal you
Starkitten has been ill, too
Last surgery failed
by Have seam up middle like stuffed animal of Sending healing farts your way (smelliest ones)
The chance is high that
you just breathed a molecule
from Hitler's last fart.
And Beethoven's and
Jesus' and Buddha's and...
You get the idea.
We are all one fart!
Chemistry is amazing!
Avogadro's Cock!
6.022x10^23 golf balls covering the earth 3 miles deep in golf balls. Tiger Woods, save us! Offerings of cocaine and prostitutes.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Life is fucking great.
Subdural hematoma.
What could be better.
Yo momma in a coma hematoma.
Christ I hope I die.
Fuck all that surgery shit.
Tampon in the nose.
Not terrible, but I do have to monitor it.
Headaches fucking suck, slight numbness.
Yesterday was worse. Maybe it will get better.
You fuckers aren't rid of me yet.
Yeah, fuck surgery.
Bacardi 151.
Power drill, tampon.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of DIY brain surgery. Web MD.com. Save money!
Passenger pigeon
Important haiku in beak
Scratch that...his asshole
by Asshole it stinked
Is there room in Hell
For us and our poetry
And smelly asses?
by Anonymous Poet
The way I see it
If you keep at it a while
You'll jizz out something
by Jizzer
Poems write themselves
They float in the air we breathe
Along with Darth's farts
by Breathing mud
Whenever in doubt
You should press submit haiku
Just put some words up
by Haiku Advice of Haiku 101
Mother in law, Why?
Does the table smell like fish?
Are doorknobs greasy?
by ?
VHS is Nina, too prob
by Anonymous Poet
Further proof that VHS is Figpucker!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Hell's Outhouse Hole, folks
It happens to dump right here
Submit Haiku page
by Starkitten
*depths... goddamnit
by Anonymous Poet
My origin depts
are far deeper than toilets.
Think Satan's outhouse.
If Hell is as low
as you can go, then what of
Hell's outhouse hole, eh?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Strum strum strum plunk plunk
Stretching my pubic hairs out
Smoke on the water....
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome, Nina. First:
Beware the foul stench of Darth.
He rises from toilet.
by Full House Royal Flush
Hi, I am new here
I can't wait to learn haiku
Is there a topic?
by Nina of Az
Been waiting for this
It's been a rough, muddy road
Bought toilet paper
by Anonymous Poet
Poop worm dink undies
Gave me a little chuckle
And a funny dream
by Anonymous Poet
Queen Elizabeth II
She's sitting atop the throne
Hunch royal coil
by Lizard Biotch
Vampire Tea Bags
We're holding our pinkies up
Sipping with werewolves
by Sippers
Waves of menstrual cramps
Prince Charles Dressed as a tampon
Totally rad,dude
by Surf's up
Red tsunami breaks.
The wave in picture above
Is red red red red!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of brown stench
Wed Rave incoming.
Wed Rave incoming, people.
Get out of the way!
by Anonymous Poet
Coprophagist Darth:
your mouth the only toilet
I can see from here.
by Anonymous Poet
A cockroach milkshake.
Dingleberry booger pie.
Side of tampon scabs.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Poop worm dink undies
fart stench toilet grunt ass wipe
constipation cunt.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Dirty underwear
Sending them as Christmas gifts
You are on the list
by Secret Santa
Toilet Recliner
Relax and grunt in comfort
Because you're worth it
by Anonymous Poet
I have a feeling
The stench is a real problem
When you use the can
by Got a hunch
Diary Entry:
Suffocate him in his sleep
With a plastic bag
by Edie Brickell of Sounds of Almost Silence, CT
You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory
by G o d
