Life is fucking great.
Subdural hematoma.
What could be better.
Yo momma in a coma hematoma.
Christ I hope I die.
Fuck all that surgery shit.
Tampon in the nose.
Not terrible, but I do have to monitor it.
Headaches fucking suck, slight numbness.
Yesterday was worse. Maybe it will get better.
You fuckers aren't rid of me yet.
Yeah, fuck surgery.
Bacardi 151.
Power drill, tampon.
Haiku #60802, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of DIY brain surgery. Web MD.com. Save money!
November 5, 2018 10:37 pm ET