Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60828
Sea monkey penes.
Apparently they have two.
If wife chops one off.

https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-94-017-0791-6_1
Haiku #60828
Posted: November 7, 2018 8:17 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER