Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60838
It's hard to tell yet.
Subdural hematomas
don't often heal well.

Can kill years later
if it is not cauterized
Surgery, maybe.

Considering it.
Options, possibilities.
Heart of Gold warp drive.

What's more important
is my penis enlargement
surgery Friday.
Haiku #60838
Posted: November 7, 2018 9:42 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER of a fucking clown to the end