But I suppose we have one
Thing in common (just one)
We know who we belong to
Haiku #58348, by Anonymous Poet April 9, 2018 7:51 am ET
I see a strange combination
Of Pennywise the demon clown
And his author the supposed "King"
Clown shoes speckled with a mixture
Of crusted ketchup and semen
Over 1 billion served
They've eaten their fill
But they remain forever hungry
Haiku #58347, by Anonymous Poet of Somewhere Else April 9, 2018 5:55 am ET
I see a strange combination
Of Pennywise the demon clown
And his author the supposed "King"
Clown shoes speckled with a mixture
Of crusted ketchup and semen
Over 1 billion served
They've eaten their fill
But they remain forever hungry
Haiku #58346, by Anonymous Poet of Somewhere Else April 9, 2018 5:55 am ET
Oh look
DF is projecting his vices
And general boring cynicism
On the rest of us
Typical devil worshipper
Haiku #58345, by Anonymous Poet April 9, 2018 4:23 am ET
it's probably true
if i went to hell two days
later i would be banned...
"go to heaven, get the fuck
out of here! you can do a better
job than i can oh Lord of Chaos!!"
Haiku #58344, by vhs of The Lord of Chaos April 8, 2018 10:39 pm ET
Satan is burned out.
He does not want you to sin.
He has enough work.
Let's be good today.
Satan needs a vacation.
That's what He told me.
He deserves a rest.
All that torture is hard work.
Too many sinners.
you ever seen those dust
bunnies...someone said in her
book theres psychic dust
bunnies of evil
angry energy creeps in
our basements... its like
a blob of psychic
crap one cant see but takes on
a life of its own
its why it seems
so creepy in some basements
in the world today
Haiku #58328, by vhs of hail eris! April 7, 2018 11:08 am ET
in scary darkness
if you look under the bed
all your fears are dust
Haiku #58327, by ash of twighlight zone April 7, 2018 9:19 am ET
It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!
What special time and special day,
It's Woodland Critter Christmas.
Hail Satan!
what one cant say due
to thoughtcrime and how the wise
must watch what they say
fuck you
Haiku #58308, by vhs of who said i was wise? April 6, 2018 1:14 am ET
something something and
also on top of that lets
just say broom handle
Haiku #58307, by vhs of because April 6, 2018 1:10 am ET
Mama spider with egg sack
Crawling around on my wall
To her I'm the monster
So I'll leave her alone
Besides, I'm going to need
More ammo for my
Deadly Spider Gun (TM)