If these walls could talk.
If vaginal walls could talk.
Harvey Wallbanger.
by Darth Figpucker
well sit naked in
a bean bag chair eating cheetos
watching TBN
fun
by vhs
Booger tag is fun.
When you're stopped at a red light
flick boogers at cars.
Windows are ten points.
Door handles are twenty five.
All else is five points.
by Darth Figpucker
Tortoises are cool.
They just hang out and eat grass.
Maybe I'll try that.
by darth figpucker
Cake tastes much better
with an amaretto shot
served chilled on the side.
by darth figpucker
I find in old age
I rather like chocolate
chip cookies for lunch.
by darth figpucker
I've been wondering,
do these crotchless panties make
my penis look small?
by darth figpucker
i want to post some
thing here that is profound but
it's all bad haiku...
by vhs
this is an empty
mall where todays kids walk through
make videos and
comment on the
idea of buildings used to
sell things to them all
by vhs
i remain confused
for a very long time now
unless i forgot
by ash
any time the captcha
gets hunted by the haiku
isn't quite that song
by ash of grace jones' locker
there was an old man
who was swallowed by a fly
or something like that
by ash
what one cant say due
to thoughtcrime and how the wise
must watch what they say
fuck you
by vhs of who said i was wise?
something something and
also on top of that lets
just say broom handle
by vhs of because
Mama spider with egg sack
Crawling around on my wall
To her I'm the monster
So I'll leave her alone
Besides, I'm going to need
More ammo for my
Deadly Spider Gun (TM)
by dvd
well if you give your
own self a circumcision
with a zipper...meh!
by vhs
Oh, oh dear oh my
Wouldn't hurt so badly if
You were circumsized
by Anonymous Poet
I tried not to try.
Got my dick stuck in my fly.
I swear that's no lie.
by
Try not
Do or do not
There is no try
by Yoda of Dagoba
I have completely failed at everything I have ever tried.
by Anonymous Poet
ive never really
trusted extroverts, too much
easily flim flammed
theres exceptions i
know, but sit back, relax and
smoke a cohiba
drink a shot of makers
mark and watch the game, you own
the world someday hmm?
by vhs
meh, youll be out
missing out on the collect
ing market there bub
by vhs of retro is the way to go
You ARE a weirdo!
Just download the thing for free.
Tell the FBI.
by
if I'm buying the
radiohead album ok
computer for two
bucks at the goodwill
then some autistic nut
calls me a weirdo
what kind of world is this?
by vhs
theres a beavis and
a butthead waiting to cum
back from uhhh...uhhh...huh
huh...hi...ass...tush?
hi ass toosh? huh huh hiatus?
you said ass...huh huh
by vhs of cheap mike judge reference
I enjoy pooping.
Sometimes I poop just to poop.
Other times I must.
by
i wonder if this guy
can make funny church signs
by vhs
Her enormous queef
blasted a hole in his couch.
Leather's expensive!
by df
Curse or privilege.
The beginning of the end.
Choose well your locale.
by _
Have you applied for
sexual reassignment
just to be denied?
Get in line to sue.
But which bathroom will you use?
Pee outside with dogs.
by df
Adolph Hitler on...
Wait... there's a herpes channel?!?!
That makes perfect sense.
by df
My idea for a
new History Channel show:
Zombie Jesus Proof!
Eat his flesh and blood.
You too will be a zombie!
That really is true.
Kill the first zombie.
All the others will then die.
Where's my time machine?!
by of
trust me i think it
is funny i believe I
was up above it
but now I'm down in it
by vhs of enjoy nine inch nails
April fools Easter
The big joke is religion
Jesus didn
by Beelzebub of Planet Earth
oh fuck it, i get
bent out of shape, the new hitler
parody is
hrps channel april fools hillarious
by vhs of egg me on if you like
i mean if something
gets to me its Easter, so do
me a favor and
rather than being
that stupid fat fuck that sits
at the bar nursing
his soon to die liver
stop being miserable assholes
grow up and go
be less miserable...
i know, look in the mirror
by Anonymous Poet
i dont want to go
and complain but if i post
some awful thing that
i overcame in real
life some guy on here will say
something so i stay
mum..why do i bother
praying for you guys anyway?
maybe i should just let
go
by vhs
that does it...im posting funny church
signs here
by that guy thats been here too long hasnt killed himself
my reaction
to the sarcastic comment
is very unchristian
by vhs
well my mindless net
poster, may i remind you
The Bible said to
chop off a hand if
it offends God so the rest
of you doesnt burn
eternally. i
think this is the problem of
anonymous net
people...they post some
random shit, on this holy
day, naked in a
bean bag, eating chips
and rather than loving my
enemies, brings out
the net reaction
the flash mob, the mindless protest
dont make subtle threats
i take the real life serious ok?
by vhs
The end of all ends.
Did she chop off your penis?
Then quit your bitching.
by doom and gloom
hmm, here it is, the
end, like i feared, whoop te doo
resurrection blues
by vhs
colored eggs, candy
easter cards, ishtar worship
sunday brunch, jesus....check
by vhs
well here it is, the
pagan holiday where the
guy from judaism
came back to life and
a bunch of people wrote books
about Him, enjoy
by vhs
i wanted to say
something profound but i can't
think of anything
by vhs
so this is it eh
and the damn thing will still work
we will see next day
by Anonymous Poet
yes the nazis at
microsoft want to ban folks
on nudity etc
etc, ban guns, etc..i
say we have them all lined up
and made to eat sugar
by vhs
I just saw an ad
for an electric shocker
that fits on your dick.
This was on Facebook.
I've lost all hope for mankind.
I had to get one.
by df of JOKING!!!! I didn't get one... but I really saw the ad.
I want to raise figs.
Get my hands down in the dirt.
Plant, water, harvest.
People will see me.
And they will think only this:
Dirty fig plucker!
by Darth Figpucker
Malted milk eggs, though.
Scrape out all the malt sugar,
chop and then snort it.
If that's not enough,
melt it down and inject it.
There's no going back.
Heroin and meth,
they are like sooo yesterday.
Malt eggs fuck you up!
by DF of Malted milk egg whore