Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58281
well my mindless net
poster, may i remind you
The Bible said to

chop off a hand if
it offends God so the rest
of you doesnt burn

eternally. i
think this is the problem of
anonymous net

people...they post some
random shit, on this holy
day, naked in a

bean bag, eating chips
and rather than loving my
enemies, brings out

the net reaction
the flash mob, the mindless protest
dont make subtle threats

i take the real life serious ok?
Haiku #58281
Posted: April 1, 2018 10:39 am ET
Poet & location: vhs