Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58271
Malted milk eggs, though.
Scrape out all the malt sugar,
chop and then snort it.

If that's not enough,
melt it down and inject it.
There's no going back.

Heroin and meth,
they are like sooo yesterday.
Malt eggs fuck you up!
Haiku #58271
Posted: March 30, 2018 11:56 pm ET
Poet & location: DF of Malted milk egg whore