Oh, oh dear oh my
Wouldn't hurt so badly if
You were circumsized

I tried not to try.
Got my dick stuck in my fly.
I swear that's no lie.

Try not
Do or do not
There is no try

I have completely failed at everything I have ever tried.

ive never really
trusted extroverts, too much
easily flim flammed

theres exceptions i
know, but sit back, relax and
smoke a cohiba

drink a shot of makers
mark and watch the game, you own
the world someday hmm?

meh, youll be out
missing out on the collect
ing market there bub

You ARE a weirdo!
Just download the thing for free.
Tell the FBI.

if I'm buying the
radiohead album ok
computer for two

bucks at the goodwill
then some autistic nut
calls me a weirdo

what kind of world is this?

theres a beavis and
a butthead waiting to cum
back from uhhh...uhhh...huh

huh...hi...ass...tush?
hi ass toosh? huh huh hiatus?
you said ass...huh huh

I enjoy pooping.
Sometimes I poop just to poop.
Other times I must.

i wonder if this guy
can make funny church signs

Her enormous queef
blasted a hole in his couch.
Leather's expensive!

Curse or privilege.
The beginning of the end.
Choose well your locale.

Have you applied for
sexual reassignment
just to be denied?

Get in line to sue.
But which bathroom will you use?
Pee outside with dogs.

Adolph Hitler on...
Wait... there's a herpes channel?!?!
That makes perfect sense.

My idea for a
new History Channel show:
Zombie Jesus Proof!

Eat his flesh and blood.
You too will be a zombie!
That really is true.

Kill the first zombie.
All the others will then die.
Where's my time machine?!

trust me i think it
is funny i believe I
was up above it

but now I'm down in it

April fools Easter
The big joke is religion
Jesus didn

oh fuck it, i get
bent out of shape, the new hitler
parody is

hrps channel april fools hillarious

i mean if something
gets to me its Easter, so do
me a favor and

rather than being
that stupid fat fuck that sits
at the bar nursing

his soon to die liver
stop being miserable assholes
grow up and go

be less miserable...
i know, look in the mirror

i dont want to go
and complain but if i post
some awful thing that

i overcame in real
life some guy on here will say
something so i stay

mum..why do i bother
praying for you guys anyway?
maybe i should just let

go

that does it...im posting funny church
signs here

my reaction
to the sarcastic comment
is very unchristian

well my mindless net
poster, may i remind you
The Bible said to

chop off a hand if
it offends God so the rest
of you doesnt burn

eternally. i
think this is the problem of
anonymous net

people...they post some
random shit, on this holy
day, naked in a

bean bag, eating chips
and rather than loving my
enemies, brings out

the net reaction
the flash mob, the mindless protest
dont make subtle threats

i take the real life serious ok?

The end of all ends.
Did she chop off your penis?
Then quit your bitching.

hmm, here it is, the
end, like i feared, whoop te doo
resurrection blues

colored eggs, candy
easter cards, ishtar worship
sunday brunch, jesus....check

well here it is, the
pagan holiday where the
guy from judaism

came back to life and
a bunch of people wrote books
about Him, enjoy

i wanted to say
something profound but i can't
think of anything

so this is it eh
and the damn thing will still work
we will see next day

yes the nazis at
microsoft want to ban folks
on nudity etc

etc, ban guns, etc..i
say we have them all lined up
and made to eat sugar

I just saw an ad
for an electric shocker
that fits on your dick.

This was on Facebook.
I've lost all hope for mankind.
I had to get one.

I want to raise figs.
Get my hands down in the dirt.
Plant, water, harvest.

People will see me.
And they will think only this:
Dirty fig plucker!

Malted milk eggs, though.
Scrape out all the malt sugar,
chop and then snort it.

If that's not enough,
melt it down and inject it.
There's no going back.

Heroin and meth,
they are like sooo yesterday.
Malt eggs fuck you up!

If you do not sin,
then Jesus died for nothing.
Be bad for Jesus!

this is the night when
they nail him to the old cross
all is fucked, then bam...

it is the scary
time known as passover, both
a plague and a

lesson of time and space

i wonder if this
place will still be postable
after the 31st?

they wanted me to
make a decision on some
thing i could care less

about one hundred per-
cent as if organizing toothpicks
was a life and death thing

existential end
all is nothing, i want to
boing you like an an

i can hear you floyd
any anonymity
is wires in my brain

Set the controls for
the heart of the sun, the heart
of the sun, the heart...

how long is a chinaman
and he called me last night
very funny American joke

It's beyond "website".
I'm a bi-tempered guy with
a short sex organ.

Make your penis huge.
Magical porn star cock pills.
Viagra dot cum.

its just a website...
im a bisexual guy
with a short temper

irish german and
ill miss this place, or you know
april fools, its still here

I am bored with this
So I will go away now
Manipulated

That sounds so sexy
But words can deceive us all
Into foolishness

So have at me chief
Or chef? Let the insults fly
Plunger in my ass?

So I go away
Unlike you, i do mean it.
One, two, three, four, five

Me; cute hippie chicks
DF; Asian prostitutes
VHS; his hand

Thank you VHS
You are so dang amusing
Hilarious hate

Life didn't turn out right
So you lash out in anger
Whenever provoked

Just like Pavlov's dog.
If his dog was a racist
And homophobic.

All I did to you
Was to hold up a mirror...
Didn't like what you saw...

something woke up last
night in me that all the crap
just fell away...off