Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58333
I know what God wants.
He wants you to make me rich.
Give me all your cash.

In Jesus' name,
Send those unclean bills to me
to get in heaven.
Haiku #58333
Posted: April 8, 2018 12:43 pm ET
Poet & location: Evangelical Figpucker of Praise the Lord!