All purple giraffes
can fly faster than light speed.
This is pure logic.

Satan never lies.
He tells you the evil truth.
And we don't listen.

"Do not screw that whore,"
He says, "you will get VD."
But you still do it.

"Cocaine's addicting,"
He warns, but you still snort a
line off the whore's tits.

Do not blame Satan.
All these sins belong to you.
Man up and own it.