i believe we live
in the Crisis, so it will take
tough measures be

fore Uncle Moonbeam
takes the tin foil off his head
and watches fox nudes...

i mean news

or if you god damned
liberal scum get your head out of
the nazi lite playbook

youve been referencing
listen to dave rubin and his
guests, id rather save

the world than see
it ruined by extremists

the sad thing is we
live in an era of censors
mindlrssly marching to

the next war and its
going to take a war to get
rid of some of these

leftist assholes

the reaon i likr
donald trump is i think
a lot of people

worship a wussy
social contract more strangling than
not, dont talk about

this, this guys a racust
he said fuck you and took the
white house but i fear

he may get in trouble

it is too bad this
server is set to expire
for not long ago

i wanted it to die
but i guess now my old self
gets his desired wish

Mandingo brings spam
Deepest truth of who I am
Followed from Siam

I absolutely respect and appreciate your point on each and every object.
https://adhesivebreastlifts.co.uk/

sun not always rise
for some choose not to be wise
McNugget and fries

we head off into
the sunset not knowing where
the sun rises next

Facebook's a hate farm.
The Russians made it this way.
Divided we fall.

Don't go to Asia.
Glow in the dark STDs.
You think I'm joking?!

the internet is
a false reality for a
lot of us, it sure

blends in but you
know maybe a bit too much
nice to shut it off

wish it would go away sometimes

well to my joy and
compete happiness facebook
is not too keen now

scandals you know

Nice site you've got here!
Maybe I'll just buy this one
Facebook's kind of fucked

As you wish:
I link to some of my old demented stuff:
https://www.scribd.com/user/187916486/Darth-Figpucker

Yes, the novel is there also, in all it's blasphemous unreadability.

one last post to your evil book there bub?

I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.

(like herpes)

VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.

But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.

i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking

im gonna miss darth most
of all, scarecrow he was, oz
or arkham asylum?

shine on you crazy shitthrower
erm diamond

shitty translation
befuddlin apostrophe
language barrier

daft pussies galore
craving infinite stuffing
I prefer penis

iPhone sucketh ass

there

there

What great times we live in... after we go to our Fourth Reich march to exterminate the Jews, we can go to a gay Brony orgy with marijuana cupcakes and LSD sprinkles while buttfucking the Grand Wizard from the KKK who is 1/4 Jewish, 1/8 black, and 1/32 Cherokee after he's shoved Pop Rocks up his ass.

It's all Obama's fault!

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern, impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!
O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness,
And every gain divine!
O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

Or something.

You know... I just realized what a crappily written song that is. I could have done better... seriously.

My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!

I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.

then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing

the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

persecuted

There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.

after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...

people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them

the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post

well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents

i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane

a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say

in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like

Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!

drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert

soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad

Hi, boys
Let's download ebook files from my blog. Go to link below and click download button.
#omon_aka_zbest

Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.

Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.

I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.

then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts

Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.

The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.

Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.

On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.