Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 181 Days and 70640 Haikus later...

the reaon i likr
donald trump is i think
a lot of people

worship a wussy
social contract more strangling than
not, dont talk about

this, this guys a racust
he said fuck you and took the
white house but i fear

he may get in trouble
Haiku # 58216, March 25, 2018 12:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is too bad this
server is set to expire
for not long ago

i wanted it to die
but i guess now my old self
gets his desired wish
Haiku # 58215, March 25, 2018 12:14 pm ET
by vhs
Mandingo brings spam
Deepest truth of who I am
Followed from Siam
Haiku # 58214, March 25, 2018 4:09 am ET
by ewe no hi eye aym
I absolutely respect and appreciate your point on each and every object.
https://adhesivebreastlifts.co.uk/
Haiku # 58213, March 25, 2018 3:54 am ET
by adhesive breast lift  of UAE
sun not always rise
for some choose not to be wise
McNugget and fries
Haiku # 58212, March 25, 2018 1:03 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Pensacola
we head off into
the sunset not knowing where
the sun rises next
Haiku # 58211, March 24, 2018 2:25 pm ET
by The Mad TAer
Facebook's a hate farm.
The Russians made it this way.
Divided we fall.
Haiku # 58210, March 23, 2018 1:52 pm ET
by
Don't go to Asia.
Glow in the dark STDs.
You think I'm joking?!
Haiku # 58209, March 23, 2018 1:48 pm ET
by
the internet is
a false reality for a
lot of us, it sure

blends in but you
know maybe a bit too much
nice to shut it off

wish it would go away sometimes
Haiku # 58208, March 23, 2018 10:46 am ET
by vhs
well to my joy and
compete happiness facebook
is not too keen now

scandals you know
Haiku # 58207, March 23, 2018 10:24 am ET
by vhs
Nice site you've got here!
Maybe I'll just buy this one
Facebook's kind of fucked
Haiku # 58206, March 23, 2018 1:59 am ET
by Mark Zuckerberg
As you wish:
I link to some of my old demented stuff:
https://www.scribd.com/user/187916486/Darth-Figpucker

Yes, the novel is there also, in all it's blasphemous unreadability.
Haiku # 58205, March 23, 2018 1:08 am ET
by df
one last post to your evil book there bub?
Haiku # 58204, March 23, 2018 12:44 am ET
by vhs, ronin, etc etc
I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.

(like herpes)
Haiku # 58203, March 22, 2018 9:28 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of You know, I really do like figs. I mean fresh ones, not the dried ones so much. They are tasty.
VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.

But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.
Haiku # 58202, March 22, 2018 9:25 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Pucking figs has been in my family for generations!
i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking
Haiku # 58201, March 22, 2018 12:25 pm ET
by vhs
im gonna miss darth most
of all, scarecrow he was, oz
or arkham asylum?

shine on you crazy shitthrower
erm diamond
Haiku # 58200, March 22, 2018 9:42 am ET
by vhs
shitty translation
befuddlin apostrophe
language barrier
Haiku # 58199, March 22, 2018 5:11 am ET
by Lush
daft pussies galore
craving infinite stuffing
I prefer penis
Haiku # 58198, March 22, 2018 5:03 am ET
by Lush
iPhone sucketh ass
Haiku # 58197, March 22, 2018 4:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there
Haiku # 58196, March 22, 2018 4:57 am ET
by Lush
there
Haiku # 58195, March 22, 2018 4:55 am ET
by Lush
My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!
Haiku # 58193, March 22, 2018 3:45 am ET
by
I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.
Haiku # 58192, March 22, 2018 3:41 am ET
by
then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing
Haiku # 58191, March 22, 2018 1:21 am ET
by vhs
the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

persecuted
Haiku # 58190, March 22, 2018 1:17 am ET
by vhs of trying to make a point here, this fourth turning
There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.
Haiku # 58189, March 22, 2018 12:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...
Haiku # 58188, March 22, 2018 12:45 am ET
by vhs
people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them
Haiku # 58187, March 21, 2018 2:18 pm ET
by vhs
the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post
Haiku # 58186, March 21, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents
Haiku # 58185, March 21, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by vhs
i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane
Haiku # 58184, March 21, 2018 5:41 am ET
by ronin
a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say
Haiku # 58183, March 21, 2018 2:09 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like
Haiku # 58182, March 20, 2018 8:10 pm ET
by vhs
Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!
Haiku # 58181, March 20, 2018 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert
Haiku # 58180, March 20, 2018 10:15 am ET
by Banamex 4136
soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad
Haiku # 58179, March 20, 2018 10:12 am ET
by ronin of lmao
Hi, boys
Let's download ebook files from my blog. Go to link below and click download button.
#omon_aka_zbest
Haiku # 58178, March 20, 2018 9:09 am ET
by Kamilamup of Uzbekistan
Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.
Haiku # 58177, March 19, 2018 9:00 pm ET
by
Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.
Haiku # 58176, March 19, 2018 8:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.
Haiku # 58175, March 19, 2018 4:53 pm ET
by bob la of seattle
then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts
Haiku # 58174, March 19, 2018 11:09 am ET
by ronin
Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.
Haiku # 58173, March 19, 2018 2:04 am ET
by
The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.
Haiku # 58172, March 19, 2018 2:02 am ET
by
Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.
Haiku # 58171, March 19, 2018 2:01 am ET
by
On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.
Haiku # 58170, March 19, 2018 1:59 am ET
by
The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.
Haiku # 58169, March 19, 2018 1:56 am ET
by
well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

EXPLORED BY PEOPLE ON
YOUTUBE WHEN EMPTY AND
THAT IS KINDA COOL!
Haiku # 58168, March 18, 2018 2:27 pm ET
by ronin
haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie
Haiku # 58167, March 18, 2018 2:01 pm ET
by Broetic Justice
I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
{Barf!}
Haiku # 58166, March 18, 2018 6:57 am ET
by of
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