Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 325 Days and 77298 Haiku later...

The day is now set
Let’s just end it all right now
Sodium nitrite
Haiku # 74890, February 15, 2022 7:00 pm ET
by You know who of SLTX
Sometimes you know it
When you know you’re gonna die
I think I’m ready
Haiku # 74889, February 15, 2022 12:39 pm ET
by Guess who— of course it’s Cyan
Haiku haiku hi
I wish I could have said bye
Well, that’s all then folks
Haiku # 74888, February 15, 2022 10:59 am ET
by Cyan oh cyan of Not in Canada, actually in Sugar Land
Charlie Nicole Tat:
Another winner right there.
Can't even haiku.
Haiku # 74887, February 15, 2022 10:49 am ET
by Rimouski of Estonia, A.I.
Media divides.
I see the true enemy.
But now it's too late.
Haiku # 74885, February 15, 2022 10:13 am ET
by Click
I wish I could live
And by live I mean exist
In the world I made
Haiku # 74884, February 15, 2022 6:57 am ET
by Cyan-chan of Sugar Lan
Who is this Cyan?
Is this a soap opera now?
Where's Darth Figpucker?
Haiku # 74883, February 15, 2022 1:04 am ET
by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest
Well I also did
Some pretty fucked up things like
Threatening to die
Haiku # 74881, February 14, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by Cyan who is embarrassed of all the bad shit she did
I didn’t cheat or
Or anything of the sort
I just failed at school
Haiku # 74880, February 14, 2022 1:05 pm ET
by Cyan who is in her seventh year of being a college freshman
Encino kitchen
Imprint of mens size ten boot
Dusty New York Strip
Haiku # 74879, February 14, 2022 12:44 pm ET
by Food Fighter of Holiday Inn Encino, California
So what did you do?
Cheat, kill his folks, fart in car?
Career over love?
Haiku # 74877, February 14, 2022 10:10 am ET
by Call him up and tell him how u feel. If he says no, move on. All you can do.
I miss him because
I made some bad decisions
He broke up with me
Haiku # 74876, February 14, 2022 8:15 am ET
by Cyan is tired of acting like she’s fine
ever wonder why
good people suffer - not I
Jesus said fuck ‘em
Haiku # 74875, February 14, 2022 6:53 am ET
by Other apostle of Sometimes he was grumpy
underneath the cross
a three legged dog lay flat
jesus didn’t budge
Haiku # 74874, February 14, 2022 6:52 am ET
by other apostle of Golgotha holiday inn
You will get him back.
With help from God's assassin.
Dead men are faithful.
Haiku # 74873, February 14, 2022 5:25 am ET
by Necromongers!!!! of HU-AH!!!!
Okay I will play,
Why do you miss your boyfriend?
Let us not pretend
Haiku # 74872, February 14, 2022 3:14 am ET
by Easy to offend
I know your mother
She says you should go to sleep
The muffin is moist
Haiku # 74871, February 14, 2022 3:09 am ET
by Trans in dental
Yeah, who dat ate shat
I will ball your foot soonly
Aged babboonly
Haiku # 74870, February 14, 2022 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Baby cosmetics
Because ugly kids are food
Lock up your mother
Haiku # 74869, February 14, 2022 2:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think that, sadly
I might be in love with you
I’ll evaporate
Haiku # 74868, February 13, 2022 11:33 pm ET
by You make me sick of life
Disney Princesses
Happily Ever After
And other lies told
Haiku # 74867, February 13, 2022 9:56 pm ET
by Cyan of I’m still here
Urghh ulppp now I puke,
Filling your mind with my verse.
Can you smell it yet?
Haiku # 74866, February 13, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by That Old Fragrance of Haiku
A broken record
Again and again I say,
“I miss my boyfriend”
Haiku # 74865, February 13, 2022 11:08 am ET
by Cyan is lonely and full of Longing
Psychic paper guy!
Ooh Doctor, you *soniced* her
Sexy River Song
Haiku # 74864, February 12, 2022 9:10 pm ET
by Cyan is a total nerd and will always have a love of Doctor Who
Your "science" is shit.
So go ahead. Censor me.
You must repent now.
Haiku # 74863, February 12, 2022 9:01 pm ET
by The Holy Spirit
Yup, I trust science
Much more reliable than
Some anti vax dumbshit
Haiku # 74862, February 12, 2022 8:58 pm ET
by Satan herself
You need more than three.
Three doses is not enough.
You need MORE boosters.
Haiku # 74861, February 12, 2022 8:52 pm ET
by Cause Satan Sez So
I'm calling on God
While working at the psych ward
with an assassin.
Haiku # 74860, February 12, 2022 5:41 pm ET
by Can't Say More But He Is Friendly
I am so tired
I feel cheated and worn down
What are y’all doing?
Haiku # 74859, February 12, 2022 3:38 pm ET
by Cyan is tired of Life
Medical tyrants.
They're being paid to kill you.
Don't trust the "science".
Haiku # 74858, February 12, 2022 2:51 pm ET
by Skepticism is now Illegal
Let it now be known:
I have become a Muslim.
I, Darth Figpucker.
Haiku # 74857, February 12, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Glaswegian Library
If Cyan is Darth,
we need to know about it.
Form a committee.
Haiku # 74856, February 12, 2022 1:29 pm ET
by Scientific Method of Darth Fig-something
Boston M of S?
As a kid I loved that place.
But science has died.
Haiku # 74855, February 12, 2022 1:24 pm ET
by Bwawston Rawx of Go Sawx
I’m hardly working
There are so many darn kids
Science Museum
Haiku # 74854, February 12, 2022 11:50 am ET
by Cyan who is wasting company time and not thinking of the consequences
Torturing myself
Looking at old photographs
I should just move on
Haiku # 74853, February 12, 2022 11:27 am ET
by Cyan is again making a fool of Herself
Is your aunt the Pope?
That would work for everyone.
Talk to a bishop.
Haiku # 74852, February 12, 2022 10:58 am ET
by Hail Mary Mother of God
My aunt just called me
My cousin needs a sponsor
For the Catholic Church
Haiku # 74851, February 12, 2022 10:40 am ET
by Cyan is tired of Confirmation Politics
Woe, woe unto thee!
Thou hast written bad haiku.
Thou shalt have great shame.
Haiku # 74850, February 12, 2022 8:14 am ET
by The Haiku Apostle of Lyrical Vengeance
I paid Jesus Christ
lip service - then he touched me
and healed the cold sores
Haiku # 74849, February 12, 2022 7:22 am ET
by the other apostle of sandy spot
Jesus Christ caught me
pleasuring myself to the
Song of Songs again
Haiku # 74848, February 12, 2022 7:19 am ET
by the other apostle of Inappropriate touching
wedding at Cana
"mom, I think they've had enough"
Mary drinks too much
Haiku # 74847, February 12, 2022 7:17 am ET
by the other apostle of sober living manger
trip to Jamaica:
Jesus got beads in his hair
embarrassed apostles
Haiku # 74846, February 12, 2022 6:44 am ET
by The other apostle of Irie Gnosticism
no one has to know
about all the casting calls
you pick ‘em Jesus
Haiku # 74845, February 12, 2022 6:41 am ET
by the other apostle of Epstein’s bouncy house
Jesus was a dude
and he ran a few errands
then they wrote the book
Haiku # 74844, February 12, 2022 6:37 am ET
by The other apostle of desert place probably
Shitty haikus: Go
Thinking about valentines
Again: suicide
Haiku # 74843, February 12, 2022 2:56 am ET
by Cyan Chan of Again it’s me
Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.

Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.

When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.
Haiku # 74842, February 11, 2022 10:43 pm ET
by Happy VD day!
Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!
Haiku # 74841, February 11, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by Philippine Split of Personalities
What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.
Haiku # 74840, February 11, 2022 9:26 pm ET
by Sexy oaken thighs of scurvy ostriches.
I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person
Haiku # 74839, February 11, 2022 6:48 pm ET
by Cyan again of Not going through this again unless it’s the end
Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?
Haiku # 74838, February 11, 2022 6:21 pm ET
by Bird of Pray
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