Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 22 Days and 77403 Haiku later...

trip to Jamaica:
Jesus got beads in his hair
embarrassed apostles
Haiku # 74846, February 12, 2022 6:44 am ET
by The other apostle of Irie Gnosticism
no one has to know
about all the casting calls
you pick ‘em Jesus
Haiku # 74845, February 12, 2022 6:41 am ET
by the other apostle of Epstein’s bouncy house
Jesus was a dude
and he ran a few errands
then they wrote the book
Haiku # 74844, February 12, 2022 6:37 am ET
by The other apostle of desert place probably
Shitty haikus: Go
Thinking about valentines
Again: suicide
Haiku # 74843, February 12, 2022 2:56 am ET
by Cyan Chan of Again it’s me
Like blue-haired vape fags,
your smoke-screen overpowers.
Better make it fast.

Pinching those fig turds,
chocolate coated morsells
of fruity goodness.

When I'm dead and gone
you can inject my ashes;
be with you always.
Haiku # 74842, February 11, 2022 10:43 pm ET
by Happy VD day!
Darth, you have lost it.
Now you call yourself "Cyan"?
You are truly whacked!
Haiku # 74841, February 11, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by Philippine Split of Personalities
What's to lie about?
We would like to see your leg.
Look into my heads.
Haiku # 74840, February 11, 2022 9:26 pm ET
by Sexy oaken thighs of scurvy ostriches.
I try not to lie
But I’ve been known to be bad
Horrible person
Haiku # 74839, February 11, 2022 6:48 pm ET
by Cyan again of Not going through this again unless it’s the end
Arrrrr, I'm a pirate
I've got me a wooden leg
Care to admire it?
Haiku # 74838, February 11, 2022 6:21 pm ET
by Bird of Pray
I think you don’t want
To torture on purpose but
Please don’t lie to me
Haiku # 74837, February 11, 2022 6:04 pm ET
by jvk of (home)
Not unusual.
Most inhabitants of zoos
are medicated.
Haiku # 74836, February 11, 2022 5:33 pm ET
by So That Big Pharma Makes Big Buck$$$$$$
Heresy loggers
They belong to the Catholics
1-1-1 Seconds
Haiku # 74835, February 11, 2022 3:33 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
That was nice of you.
Why are they medicated?
That's unusual.
Haiku # 74834, February 11, 2022 1:44 pm ET
by Sneaking into cages. of Looking for Valium.
His zoo membership
I bought for him and his mom
I hope he enjoys
Haiku # 74833, February 11, 2022 11:30 am ET
by Cyan again of Love sickness and Sugar Land
All part of God's plan.
Thor rad zine, salty peter.
Curbed naughty thoughties.

Haiku for the sin.
Invigorating father.
He's a sextsmella.
Haiku # 74832, February 11, 2022 9:35 am ET
by propane is cheaper, ash of if you hadn't noticed
I'm here at the zoo.
Everyone is very nice.
They're medicated!
Haiku # 74831, February 11, 2022 9:14 am ET
by Zoological Psych Ward of Heaven
Had a reaction
Crazy kookoo bananas
Harmful ex girlfriend
Haiku # 74830, February 11, 2022 8:37 am ET
by Cyan Cyan of Sugar Land
#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
Haiku # 74829, February 11, 2022 7:46 am ET
by Summarizes nicely.
#74797

I'd like to thank you.
I haven't been wowed like that
since I don't know when.
Haiku # 74828, February 11, 2022 7:46 am ET
by Summarizes nicely.
Pining for the days
Starkitten droned on about
good cunnilingus.
Haiku # 74827, February 11, 2022 3:20 am ET
by Owwww.
New Star Trek, new Who,
Those mutant freaks are not real.
Go with what is true.
Haiku # 74826, February 10, 2022 8:53 pm ET
by Original or NADA
Though I am a fan
Classic who is hard to watch
Now it’s just NuWho
Haiku # 74825, February 10, 2022 4:14 pm ET
by Cyan of Sugar Land
I remember one:
Tower-tomb of Rasselam.
That one was creepy.
Haiku # 74824, February 10, 2022 12:41 pm ET
by And I STILL Love Leela!
I love all Doctors
Stop Doctor Who gate keeping
All doctors are good
Haiku # 74823, February 10, 2022 12:39 pm ET
by Cyan of Here there and anywhere
Only one Doctor:
The one with the long wool scarf
And sidekick Leela
Haiku # 74822, February 10, 2022 12:32 pm ET
by Talons of Weng-Chiang
Watching Doctor Who
Trenzalore and Cybermen
I am such a nerd
Haiku # 74821, February 10, 2022 9:55 am ET
by Cyan of Whatever Floats Your Boat
You're a lucky one.
Treat each day like it's your last.
Then you'll make it last.
Haiku # 74820, February 10, 2022 9:50 am ET
by Amen
I did find someone.
And I do not deserve her.
But she brings me joy.
Haiku # 74819, February 10, 2022 9:38 am ET
by And Lots of Super-fun Quarrels of Holy Sanctified Matrimoney
In the beginning
God made the heavens and earth.
They were very good.
Haiku # 74818, February 10, 2022 9:35 am ET
by But Something Went Wrong and We Were Kicked Out of There
Stop your online search.
Hang out in a coffee shop.
Or a used book store.

Or a local park.
Where like-minded folks hang out.
You might find someone.
Haiku # 74817, February 10, 2022 9:34 am ET
by Too much BS online. Lies and Deceit. of Happy Heart Day.
the King James Version
available in haiku
will it save my soul
Haiku # 74816, February 10, 2022 1:20 am ET
by jvk kjv kgb of everyone wants control
Olympian NO.
Showcasing their party? No.
Chinese business? No.
Haiku # 74815, February 9, 2022 10:52 pm ET
by The World Remains Clueless Towards the Abuses of The CCP
Russians cheat again
Beijing is fugly and sad
The Olympics suck
Haiku # 74814, February 9, 2022 10:44 pm ET
by Blorngiyvertsk
I like to kiss boys
Unregulated before
Objectivity
Haiku # 74812, February 9, 2022 6:09 pm ET
by The real cyan of 972
The Lord God be praised!
He created silicon
And mankind made chips.
Haiku # 74811, February 9, 2022 4:52 pm ET
by And None of that Pronoun Idiocy, Please of Zhey/Zhu/Zhit
Their data-driven
world will not last forever
but their delusions
Haiku # 74810, February 9, 2022 4:49 pm ET
by CYAN/MAGENTA of 2-Tone Lithographic Process
I finished my work
I saw a meme and sent it
Time travel daydreams
Haiku # 74809, February 9, 2022 3:18 pm ET
by Cyan is still looking for b of Yfriends
I do not blame you.
Social media's neither.
Cyber STD.

When I read Zuck's goal of a new virtual world where we all stay home and shop and work with VR headsets I just about messed myself.
Haiku # 74808, February 9, 2022 2:56 pm ET
by Please like, share, and subscribe. of And check out my cat meme.
I erased myself
My existence is offline
I don’t have socials
Haiku # 74807, February 9, 2022 2:30 pm ET
by CyanCyanCyan of SlTX
Praying for release.
Banging my head on tile floor.
Out, demons, be gone!
Haiku # 74806, February 9, 2022 12:29 pm ET
by Let the light pour out!
If you're an agent,
why would you give it away?
Is this SOP?

Google says you are
only on badhaiku and
Google never lies.
Haiku # 74805, February 9, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Unlike your ex. of Kidding!
My name isn’t rare
That is another Cyan
Just one of many
Haiku # 74804, February 9, 2022 11:25 am ET
by Cyan of Uncommon Sources
Sleitchen showed me this
He goes by other names too
I don’t know what else
Haiku # 74803, February 9, 2022 11:23 am ET
by CyanCyan of Undying Love
It's just flattery.
Your style is so impressive.
I showed you this site???
Haiku # 74801, February 9, 2022 10:50 am ET
by Okay. My memory fails. of What's gnu?
Don’t imitate me
This is my government name
Cyan Yvetta
Haiku # 74800, February 9, 2022 10:45 am ET
by As stated above of Texas
So many riddles.
But I am not smart enough.
Land on Sugar feet.
Haiku # 74799, February 9, 2022 10:39 am ET
by Cyan sweet toes, sis. of Twightlight? Ewwwe. No. Just no.
You showed me this site
My only way to go back
Is in my dumb mind
Haiku # 74798, February 9, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Cyan of Land
No act of kindness
is random... but poetry
can become terror.
Haiku # 74797, February 9, 2022 9:59 am ET
by Milquetoast Terror of P. Bysshe Shelley
One question for you:
Why mention Twilight’s author
If not to say hi
Haiku # 74796, February 9, 2022 9:58 am ET
by Cyan of Confusion of SLTX 7
Toffee says hello
Valentine’s Day is coming
Flowers and Chocolates
Haiku # 74795, February 9, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Cyan88 of SLTX,
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