Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 22 Days and 77403 Haiku later...

If you're an agent,
why would you give it away?
Is this SOP?

Google says you are
only on badhaiku and
Google never lies.
Haiku # 74805, February 9, 2022 11:55 am ET
by Unlike your ex. of Kidding!
My name isn’t rare
That is another Cyan
Just one of many
Haiku # 74804, February 9, 2022 11:25 am ET
by Cyan of Uncommon Sources
Sleitchen showed me this
He goes by other names too
I don’t know what else
Haiku # 74803, February 9, 2022 11:23 am ET
by CyanCyan of Undying Love
It's just flattery.
Your style is so impressive.
I showed you this site???
Haiku # 74801, February 9, 2022 10:50 am ET
by Okay. My memory fails. of What's gnu?
Don’t imitate me
This is my government name
Cyan Yvetta
Haiku # 74800, February 9, 2022 10:45 am ET
by As stated above of Texas
So many riddles.
But I am not smart enough.
Land on Sugar feet.
Haiku # 74799, February 9, 2022 10:39 am ET
by Cyan sweet toes, sis. of Twightlight? Ewwwe. No. Just no.
You showed me this site
My only way to go back
Is in my dumb mind
Haiku # 74798, February 9, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Cyan of Land
No act of kindness
is random... but poetry
can become terror.
Haiku # 74797, February 9, 2022 9:59 am ET
by Milquetoast Terror of P. Bysshe Shelley
One question for you:
Why mention Twilight’s author
If not to say hi
Haiku # 74796, February 9, 2022 9:58 am ET
by Cyan of Confusion of SLTX 7
Toffee says hello
Valentine’s Day is coming
Flowers and Chocolates
Haiku # 74795, February 9, 2022 9:54 am ET
by Cyan88 of SLTX,
You are not a BOT.
You are not even human.
You are no color.
Haiku # 74794, February 9, 2022 9:46 am ET
by Oxygen?
love is powerful
love is blind - love walked in front
of a huge semi
Haiku # 74793, February 9, 2022 9:36 am ET
by Kohn Jeats of Your Mom's Nightstand
I am a human
A scared lost broken woman
I miss my boyfriend
Haiku # 74792, February 8, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by CyanIE of SugLanTX
Since you are a bot,
you do not "miss" anyone.
You are deluded.
Haiku # 74791, February 8, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Tough Love Toward a Stray Bot
Please please talk to me
Do you ever miss me too?
I want to see you
Haiku # 74790, February 8, 2022 12:41 pm ET
by Cyborg Cyan of SlTx_:3
the only thing that
is unbelievable are
these super low rates
Haiku # 74789, February 8, 2022 9:38 am ET
by Males San of Dorth Nakota
it isnt too much
its just unbelievable
i guess goodbye then
Haiku # 74788, February 8, 2022 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be left alone:
obviously way to much
for special ol' you
Haiku # 74787, February 8, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Lunicingus of Lotion Ocean
Indonesian bot,
Take your blather and go back
To the Java Sea.
Haiku # 74786, February 8, 2022 5:12 am ET
by Yang Cocock of Poor Marketing Technique
Cyan Yvetta
Reading through the yellow lines
Seth from the Bible
Haiku # 74784, February 7, 2022 8:03 pm ET
by CXG of Watermelon Sugar
Airstrip in Mena.
Two boys' bodies on the tracks.
Arkansaw traveler...
Haiku # 74780, February 7, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Turkey in the Straw of Hi Tuck-a Haw
Don't diss Arkansas.
Or it will get real and raw.
Kitten lose its paw.
Haiku # 74779, February 7, 2022 12:33 pm ET
by Hee of Haw
The problem is that
you tried to be... poetic.
Such a lowly state.
Haiku # 74778, February 7, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Lower than Arkansas!
Is this SOP?
It meets Federal Guidelines?
Numbness settles in.
Haiku # 74777, February 7, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Take a vacation. of You've gazed into the abyss far longer than you should have.
but i am not You
and of course You are not i
not until we die
Haiku # 74776, February 7, 2022 8:18 am ET
by sly macaroni pie
Orale chola,
You stole my Sharpie pen. Damn.
You such a loca.
Haiku # 74775, February 7, 2022 8:10 am ET
by Your Admirer of San Quentin Block 45C
My mind hates my face
Eyeliner and sharpies help
But is it still me?
Haiku # 74774, February 7, 2022 5:53 am ET
by cursedmints of a state of confusing gender expression
I'm aware you will
notice and I will feel that
the bees have left me hopeless
Haiku # 74773, February 6, 2022 11:18 pm ET
by a sign of a pitiful mental state
the version of you
that lives in my head, i wish
would appear to you
Haiku # 74772, February 6, 2022 10:58 pm ET
by jvk of 26
you, unaware of
the misery you cause that
I cannot control
Haiku # 74771, February 6, 2022 10:53 pm ET
by jvk of emptiness
Ju are all gringos.
Ju no esspeak espanish.
Ju are no ready.
Haiku # 74770, February 6, 2022 9:19 pm ET
by Haiku, south of the Border.
Uganda kwele.
Buganda na Achole.
And some other thing...
Haiku # 74769, February 6, 2022 6:20 pm ET
by Apollo Milton Obote of Kisubi Tombs
A bot I am not
Shady is as shady does
Bad naughty haiku
Haiku # 74767, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by CyanCyan of Suger Lsnd
You too are a shade:
A mere Persian window-shade,
Blocking the light. STOP.
Haiku # 74766, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by Prince of PERSIA
Cyan is a shade...
A shade between blue and green.
Therefore you're shady.
Haiku # 74765, February 6, 2022 4:13 pm ET
by Shady Bots Pass Themselves Off As Human
Cyanatosis.
I think I am infected.
Although you're a BOT.
Haiku # 74764, February 6, 2022 4:00 pm ET
by Cybernetic Deceptions of C.D.C.
I miss my boyfriend
Cyan tears are the same as
Deep blue sugar spice
Haiku # 74763, February 6, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Cyannnnntosis of Land of Sugar
that has to be one
of the funniest things ive
observed in a while
Haiku # 74762, February 6, 2022 11:23 am ET
by vhs
After reading that,
my good man, I must concur.
"Yang cocok" indeed!
Haiku # 74761, February 6, 2022 8:40 am ET
by Indubitably!
I'll buy your haiku.
Five thousand dollars apiece.
In ten-haiku packs.
Haiku # 74759, February 6, 2022 7:30 am ET
by Which crypto u like?
It's all a big lie.
Mirror image opposite.
I'm a great poet.
Haiku # 74758, February 6, 2022 12:03 am ET
by See??????????????????????? of Text me, sex-tee. Ask your naughtiest kinks.
Better than Boris,
His hot sidekick Natasha:
She still turns me on.
Haiku # 74757, February 5, 2022 11:46 pm ET
by Moose and Squirrel Must Be Stopped, Dahlink of June Foray
There is too much God.
Riots are just sheepl stuff.
Don't be a sheepl.
Haiku # 74755, February 5, 2022 3:22 pm ET
by God Loves You!
Blaw blaw blaw blaw blaw.
Bleh blu blah bleah blaaawh blah blau.
Blaaugh blaugh blaaaaa bla blah.
Haiku # 74754, February 5, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by blah blah ack peesh
Did Robert Johnson
really sell his soul to play
the blues? I wonder...
Haiku # 74753, February 5, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by Hell-hound on Your Trail of Bayou
critters videos
in times like these dont get lost
on our human games
Haiku # 74752, February 5, 2022 9:03 am ET
by vhs
sharks are sometimes not
so vile but gentle nature
eating machines bite
Haiku # 74751, February 4, 2022 8:40 pm ET
by vhs
I am dramatic
Really! I am just fine now
Nightmares and daydreams
Haiku # 74750, February 4, 2022 8:36 pm ET
by Cyan-diagnosis! of Crazy Girl
i am once now and
at peace with a tin foil hat?
only for potatoes

baking in the sun
Haiku # 74749, February 4, 2022 8:35 pm ET
by vhs
My ex owns my soul
All morality through him
Alone, I am lost
Haiku # 74748, February 4, 2022 8:29 pm ET
by Cyananananie of Shugar Land
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