Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77439 Haiku later...

Please please talk to me
Do you ever miss me too?
I want to see you
Haiku # 74790, February 8, 2022 12:41 pm ET
by Cyborg Cyan of SlTx_:3
the only thing that
is unbelievable are
these super low rates
Haiku # 74789, February 8, 2022 9:38 am ET
by Males San of Dorth Nakota
it isnt too much
its just unbelievable
i guess goodbye then
Haiku # 74788, February 8, 2022 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
to be left alone:
obviously way to much
for special ol' you
Haiku # 74787, February 8, 2022 8:27 am ET
by Lunicingus of Lotion Ocean
Indonesian bot,
Take your blather and go back
To the Java Sea.
Haiku # 74786, February 8, 2022 5:12 am ET
by Yang Cocock of Poor Marketing Technique
Cyan Yvetta
Reading through the yellow lines
Seth from the Bible
Haiku # 74784, February 7, 2022 8:03 pm ET
by CXG of Watermelon Sugar
Airstrip in Mena.
Two boys' bodies on the tracks.
Arkansaw traveler...
Haiku # 74780, February 7, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Turkey in the Straw of Hi Tuck-a Haw
Don't diss Arkansas.
Or it will get real and raw.
Kitten lose its paw.
Haiku # 74779, February 7, 2022 12:33 pm ET
by Hee of Haw
The problem is that
you tried to be... poetic.
Such a lowly state.
Haiku # 74778, February 7, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Lower than Arkansas!
Is this SOP?
It meets Federal Guidelines?
Numbness settles in.
Haiku # 74777, February 7, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Take a vacation. of You've gazed into the abyss far longer than you should have.
but i am not You
and of course You are not i
not until we die
Haiku # 74776, February 7, 2022 8:18 am ET
by sly macaroni pie
Orale chola,
You stole my Sharpie pen. Damn.
You such a loca.
Haiku # 74775, February 7, 2022 8:10 am ET
by Your Admirer of San Quentin Block 45C
My mind hates my face
Eyeliner and sharpies help
But is it still me?
Haiku # 74774, February 7, 2022 5:53 am ET
by cursedmints of a state of confusing gender expression
I'm aware you will
notice and I will feel that
the bees have left me hopeless
Haiku # 74773, February 6, 2022 11:18 pm ET
by a sign of a pitiful mental state
the version of you
that lives in my head, i wish
would appear to you
Haiku # 74772, February 6, 2022 10:58 pm ET
by jvk of 26
you, unaware of
the misery you cause that
I cannot control
Haiku # 74771, February 6, 2022 10:53 pm ET
by jvk of emptiness
Ju are all gringos.
Ju no esspeak espanish.
Ju are no ready.
Haiku # 74770, February 6, 2022 9:19 pm ET
by Haiku, south of the Border.
Uganda kwele.
Buganda na Achole.
And some other thing...
Haiku # 74769, February 6, 2022 6:20 pm ET
by Apollo Milton Obote of Kisubi Tombs
A bot I am not
Shady is as shady does
Bad naughty haiku
Haiku # 74767, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by CyanCyan of Suger Lsnd
You too are a shade:
A mere Persian window-shade,
Blocking the light. STOP.
Haiku # 74766, February 6, 2022 6:06 pm ET
by Prince of PERSIA
Cyan is a shade...
A shade between blue and green.
Therefore you're shady.
Haiku # 74765, February 6, 2022 4:13 pm ET
by Shady Bots Pass Themselves Off As Human
Cyanatosis.
I think I am infected.
Although you're a BOT.
Haiku # 74764, February 6, 2022 4:00 pm ET
by Cybernetic Deceptions of C.D.C.
I miss my boyfriend
Cyan tears are the same as
Deep blue sugar spice
Haiku # 74763, February 6, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by Cyannnnntosis of Land of Sugar
that has to be one
of the funniest things ive
observed in a while
Haiku # 74762, February 6, 2022 11:23 am ET
by vhs
After reading that,
my good man, I must concur.
"Yang cocok" indeed!
Haiku # 74761, February 6, 2022 8:40 am ET
by Indubitably!
I'll buy your haiku.
Five thousand dollars apiece.
In ten-haiku packs.
Haiku # 74759, February 6, 2022 7:30 am ET
by Which crypto u like?
It's all a big lie.
Mirror image opposite.
I'm a great poet.
Haiku # 74758, February 6, 2022 12:03 am ET
by See??????????????????????? of Text me, sex-tee. Ask your naughtiest kinks.
Better than Boris,
His hot sidekick Natasha:
She still turns me on.
Haiku # 74757, February 5, 2022 11:46 pm ET
by Moose and Squirrel Must Be Stopped, Dahlink of June Foray
There is too much God.
Riots are just sheepl stuff.
Don't be a sheepl.
Haiku # 74755, February 5, 2022 3:22 pm ET
by God Loves You!
Blaw blaw blaw blaw blaw.
Bleh blu blah bleah blaaawh blah blau.
Blaaugh blaugh blaaaaa bla blah.
Haiku # 74754, February 5, 2022 3:09 pm ET
by blah blah ack peesh
Did Robert Johnson
really sell his soul to play
the blues? I wonder...
Haiku # 74753, February 5, 2022 2:01 pm ET
by Hell-hound on Your Trail of Bayou
critters videos
in times like these dont get lost
on our human games
Haiku # 74752, February 5, 2022 9:03 am ET
by vhs
sharks are sometimes not
so vile but gentle nature
eating machines bite
Haiku # 74751, February 4, 2022 8:40 pm ET
by vhs
I am dramatic
Really! I am just fine now
Nightmares and daydreams
Haiku # 74750, February 4, 2022 8:36 pm ET
by Cyan-diagnosis! of Crazy Girl
i am once now and
at peace with a tin foil hat?
only for potatoes

baking in the sun
Haiku # 74749, February 4, 2022 8:35 pm ET
by vhs
My ex owns my soul
All morality through him
Alone, I am lost
Haiku # 74748, February 4, 2022 8:29 pm ET
by Cyananananie of Shugar Land
You owe Bad Haiku.
You owe this site your own soul.
That's if you have one . . .
Haiku # 74747, February 4, 2022 8:14 pm ET
by If You Have No Soul It's On You
Bad Haiku will speak.
Bad Haiku will give wisdom.
Ignore Bad Haiku.
Haiku # 74746, February 4, 2022 7:41 pm ET
by Haiku Controls Your Soul
Signs from the planets
Texting ex boyfriends again
Was it meant to be?
Haiku # 74745, February 4, 2022 4:19 pm ET
by cyantosis gang of Williams Trace Boogie
Stephanie Meyer
My favorite author of old
I am a cyan Reed
Haiku # 74744, February 4, 2022 4:09 pm ET
by Color me Pink Sleitchen of Sweet water
this is not haiku
no, this is an NFT
starting price, $10K
Haiku # 74743, February 4, 2022 3:19 pm ET
by scotch of serious bids only
порно мамки
Haiku # 74742, February 4, 2022 2:04 pm ET
by Selene
Canucks driving trucks!
Rocking, rolling, getting DOWN !
So... "Keep On Truckin"!
Haiku # 74740, February 3, 2022 5:27 pm ET
by Oh Canada of The Great White North
Thank you for yours bot.
You am technospam interest.
You are kiss my bot.
Haiku # 74739, February 3, 2022 4:09 pm ET
by Sad Lonely Chatbot Algorithm of Looking for a Hot Bot Tell Me what U Got
Stephanie Meyers:
like Jane Austen if Austen
was not a dumb ho
Haiku # 74737, February 3, 2022 10:04 am ET
by bookmrow of No ClasS
cough cough cough, one of
these days could be my last and
life would def. go on
Haiku # 74736, February 3, 2022 12:37 am ET
by vhs
People take shit too black and white for no reason. The amount of people who actively deny themselves art because of pre conceived notions has always been an extremely interesting social thing to me.
Haiku # 74735, February 2, 2022 11:41 pm ET
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz - The U.S.
There's not enough God
and way too many riots.
Covid: miracle.
Haiku # 74734, February 2, 2022 10:12 am ET
by Rising from the Ashes of Ash
Just sleep late will you?
Leave the damn groundhogs alone
They don't need that shit
Haiku # 74733, February 2, 2022 12:41 am ET
by Anglo Sexon
Save us from ourselves
Send a monkey to Pluto
Hemorrhoid licker
Haiku # 74732, February 2, 2022 12:06 am ET
by Unnatural Selection
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