Blaw blaw blaw blaw blaw.
Bleh blu blah bleah blaaawh blah blau.
Blaaugh blaugh blaaaaa bla blah.

Did Robert Johnson
really sell his soul to play
the blues? I wonder...

critters videos
in times like these dont get lost
on our human games

sharks are sometimes not
so vile but gentle nature
eating machines bite

I am dramatic
Really! I am just fine now
Nightmares and daydreams

i am once now and
at peace with a tin foil hat?
only for potatoes

baking in the sun

My ex owns my soul
All morality through him
Alone, I am lost

You owe Bad Haiku.
You owe this site your own soul.
That's if you have one . . .

Bad Haiku will speak.
Bad Haiku will give wisdom.
Ignore Bad Haiku.

Signs from the planets
Texting ex boyfriends again
Was it meant to be?

Stephanie Meyer
My favorite author of old
I am a cyan Reed

this is not haiku
no, this is an NFT
starting price, $10K

порно мамки

Canucks driving trucks!
Rocking, rolling, getting DOWN !
So... "Keep On Truckin"!

Thank you for yours bot.
You am technospam interest.
You are kiss my bot.

Stephanie Meyers:
like Jane Austen if Austen
was not a dumb ho

cough cough cough, one of
these days could be my last and
life would def. go on

People take shit too black and white for no reason. The amount of people who actively deny themselves art because of pre conceived notions has always been an extremely interesting social thing to me.

There's not enough God
and way too many riots.
Covid: miracle.

Just sleep late will you?
Leave the damn groundhogs alone
They don't need that shit

Save us from ourselves
Send a monkey to Pluto
Hemorrhoid licker

silence is golden
sometimes, people seem to forget
that these days, yo.

canadas truckers
will the woke awaken from
the frozen stories?

i hot the fehlingk
za behlever yah ist feels
bad alls not vell here

there's too much covid
and not enough miracles
god's such a riot

I've returned again,
Bob the Snob, and I'm
From the internet!

I came on this site,
When I was but a young boy,
Now I feel so old.

First time I was here,
Two thousand and eight,
Last, twenty fourteen.

Twenty twenty two;
The world has changed too much now.
Nothing is the same.

What will future bring?
Will the world open back up?
Were these the good times?

Looking back again,
Will I think how young I was,
Back in current year?

Keep my words alive,
Search for "Bob the Snob"
From "The Internet"

Here, yet off I go,
Hurtling into the future,
When will I be back?

phantom hitchhikers
skinwalkers, black eyed children,
and my ex girlfriend

This site having plans
for invasion of Ukraine.
No wonder was blocked!

It said I can re
Ply to this conversation
Then there was the void

Sometimes the void speaks
Some say silence is violence
I say it's violins

Confidence is an
Illusion when we all fall
Down, feast or cliche

Ash, you are brilliant.
You are the Lord of haiku.
And you taught Basho.

here's my good advice
when nothing is left to say
just shut the fuck up

like diarrhoea
after a bowel obstruction
let my haiku flow

not my best haiku
yet shamefully repeated
i spill my entrails

haiku for the win!
investigating further
it's a quadrella

it's not alzheimer's
i see the site is now fixed
and i've posted twice

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

Rotten dog breakfast
Then old Chinese man for lunch.
Haiku for dinner.

speaking of that thing
called invasions, we are selling
revolutions, da...

its like some rando
crazy robots spraytagging
with graffitti floof

Violence is boring.
Mindless and unfulfilling.
Wishing you will stop.

to everything turn
turn turn, yada yada there's
war then there's seinfeld

they used to be there
but they grew old and they moved
out, all is cobwebs

a lot of the stuff
posted on this site is just
relevant to the

subject at hand some
snapshot in history and
here it is on line

salutes Janis! i
will remain forever in
your debt for this place

We thank you, Janis
For maintaining Liberty
At this great website.

JAH Rastafari
Will smite the heathen sinners
Who block haiku posts.

my heart is not there
because i think we're all doomed
that cold war death cry

welcome back oh great
glorious for make bad haiku
which is most good!