Save us from ourselves
Send a monkey to Pluto
Hemorrhoid licker

silence is golden
sometimes, people seem to forget
that these days, yo.

canadas truckers
will the woke awaken from
the frozen stories?

i hot the fehlingk
za behlever yah ist feels
bad alls not vell here

there's too much covid
and not enough miracles
god's such a riot

I've returned again,
Bob the Snob, and I'm
From the internet!

I came on this site,
When I was but a young boy,
Now I feel so old.

First time I was here,
Two thousand and eight,
Last, twenty fourteen.

Twenty twenty two;
The world has changed too much now.
Nothing is the same.

What will future bring?
Will the world open back up?
Were these the good times?

Looking back again,
Will I think how young I was,
Back in current year?

Keep my words alive,
Search for "Bob the Snob"
From "The Internet"

Here, yet off I go,
Hurtling into the future,
When will I be back?

phantom hitchhikers
skinwalkers, black eyed children,
and my ex girlfriend

This site having plans
for invasion of Ukraine.
No wonder was blocked!

It said I can re
Ply to this conversation
Then there was the void

Sometimes the void speaks
Some say silence is violence
I say it's violins

Confidence is an
Illusion when we all fall
Down, feast or cliche

Ash, you are brilliant.
You are the Lord of haiku.
And you taught Basho.

here's my good advice
when nothing is left to say
just shut the fuck up

like diarrhoea
after a bowel obstruction
let my haiku flow

not my best haiku
yet shamefully repeated
i spill my entrails

haiku for the win!
investigating further
it's a quadrella

it's not alzheimer's
i see the site is now fixed
and i've posted twice

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

Rotten dog breakfast
Then old Chinese man for lunch.
Haiku for dinner.

speaking of that thing
called invasions, we are selling
revolutions, da...

its like some rando
crazy robots spraytagging
with graffitti floof

Violence is boring.
Mindless and unfulfilling.
Wishing you will stop.

to everything turn
turn turn, yada yada there's
war then there's seinfeld

they used to be there
but they grew old and they moved
out, all is cobwebs

a lot of the stuff
posted on this site is just
relevant to the

subject at hand some
snapshot in history and
here it is on line

salutes Janis! i
will remain forever in
your debt for this place

We thank you, Janis
For maintaining Liberty
At this great website.

JAH Rastafari
Will smite the heathen sinners
Who block haiku posts.

my heart is not there
because i think we're all doomed
that cold war death cry

welcome back oh great
glorious for make bad haiku
which is most good!

Something is broken
Can't post our awesome haiku
Please make fix happen

Macaroni pie
Makes the children want to die
Don't you even try

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

Go suck your cat-teat

we are asking if the
ways and means are ready for
new poems ahead

Sometimes the haiku
gets lost in the translation
but you can smell it

testing 1 - 2 - HAIKU

i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over

When I try to post
a bad haiku, I am blocked.
so: Who, How, and Why?

tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories

tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories

Site aint work no more?
Or did Janis configure
So as to block me?

Free Seafood Buffet
Valley of the Alleycats
Garbage can dining!

burly, big strong men
going weak as you stick some
meat inside their end

we seem to be a
bit in the pause matrix right
now, russia russia?

fancy like, a song that
says applebys too many
times for my tastebuds

2 hell with U You
Bad haiku of bad haiku
How was it you knew?

I get blocked here now.
Did I offend Great Janis...
Or is it a glitch?

World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.