Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

testing 1 - 2 - HAIKU
Haiku # 74685, January 27, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74684, January 27, 2022 6:27 am ET
by ash
When I try to post
a bad haiku, I am blocked.
so: Who, How, and Why?
Haiku # 74682, January 26, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by This one was from a different device
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74681, January 26, 2022 4:58 pm ET
by Lunicingus of septic tart
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74680, January 26, 2022 4:36 pm ET
by lunicingus of septic tart
Site aint work no more?
Or did Janis configure
So as to block me?
Haiku # 74679, January 26, 2022 9:26 am ET
by Spooked
Free Seafood Buffet
Valley of the Alleycats
Garbage can dining!
Haiku # 74678, January 26, 2022 12:15 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
burly, big strong men
going weak as you stick some
meat inside their end
Haiku # 74677, January 25, 2022 6:44 pm ET
by Lind Kneecapbuster of Taco Bell, Glendale
we seem to be a
bit in the pause matrix right
now, russia russia?
Haiku # 74676, January 25, 2022 2:50 pm ET
by vhs
fancy like, a song that
says applebys too many
times for my tastebuds
Haiku # 74675, January 25, 2022 5:57 am ET
by vhs
2 hell with U You
Bad haiku of bad haiku
How was it you knew?
Haiku # 74674, January 24, 2022 11:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I get blocked here now.
Did I offend Great Janis...
Or is it a glitch?
Haiku # 74673, January 24, 2022 11:22 pm ET
by Do You See Those Weird Moving Lines Too?
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74672, January 24, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Nostalgia
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74671, January 24, 2022 9:52 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Regrets
Sometimes I am cat.
Or am I human? Maybe.
Regardless, nya nya.
Haiku # 74670, January 24, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by cat of valley of the cats
Something was lost when
I couldn't think of what was
Lost...that makes me lost.
Haiku # 74669, January 24, 2022 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
Cannot the make yes
Both for poetic greatest
not and bot-designed
Haiku # 74668, January 24, 2022 1:48 pm ET
by Silicon Processor Circuit of The Floating World
George did not age well...
He's not boyish anymore.
And he lost his club.
Haiku # 74666, January 23, 2022 12:53 pm ET
by Do U Really Want 2 Haiku Me?
Eighties Culture Club
Pleasure my rub a dub dub
Boy George in my tub
Haiku # 74665, January 23, 2022 1:30 am ET
by Musty Sauna of Under your iguana
The Karate Kid...
I try to watch it, but cringe
For eighties culture.
Haiku # 74664, January 22, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by Mr. Miyagi-san of Okinawa, CA
TinselTownTommy
Film Photography Only
Pretentious photos
Haiku # 74663, January 22, 2022 5:36 pm ET
by Cyanosis of SlTx
Cyan misses you
“How can a color miss me?”
She’s only Hu-Man
Haiku # 74661, January 22, 2022 1:33 pm ET
by Looking 4 Sleitchen of It’s SLTXxxxxX
You are forbidden
You’re posting awful poems
This is the bad place!
Haiku # 74660, January 22, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Cyanie of SLTXXX baby
god damnnnnn!...
Haiku # 74659, January 22, 2022 10:44 am ET
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz \ US
Jaime my good man;
How is Sierra Leone?
Chillin' in Freetown?
Haiku # 74656, January 21, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Talking to a Bot Again of Gris-gris Gumbo Ya Ya
The Tootsie Pop Owl
has hidden fecal matter
in every candy
Haiku # 74653, January 21, 2022 4:22 am ET
by Afraid of Birds
Always those same dreams,
Encountering high school flames,
Everything mixed-up.
Haiku # 74652, January 21, 2022 4:14 am ET
by And They Never Age, of Course
All around I see
Weird simpering sybarites:
Cursed generation.
Haiku # 74651, January 21, 2022 4:10 am ET
by Herostratus of Ephesus
I made a bad one
A bad haiku can be sad
It’s not always dumb
Haiku # 74650, January 20, 2022 10:27 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Bad haiku censors
This isn’t fair I am me
Let me talk to him
Haiku # 74649, January 20, 2022 3:31 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
You got egg on your face.
You let them put stuff in you.
And you made them rich!
Haiku # 74648, January 20, 2022 8:38 am ET
by I So Sorry For You of C.D.C. ( Center for Dumbass Command)
Ah shore is ig'nant...
If you hadent of tole me
I woodent of knowed!
Haiku # 74646, January 19, 2022 9:58 pm ET
by Desperately in Need of Enlightenment from Pompous People
Do not get boosted
Internet dumb ass said so
So it must be true
Haiku # 74645, January 19, 2022 3:59 pm ET
by Ignorance is the real enemy
Lindsey Graham makes love
With turkey-neck McConnell
On the Senate Floor.
Haiku # 74644, January 18, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by A Beautiful Scene of Harmonious Governance
Hey thar Uncle Clem,
I done wrote me a haiku.
Kin you let me out?
Haiku # 74643, January 18, 2022 9:02 pm ET
by Been Locked in Chicken Coop fer a Couple of Weeks Now
Time to get BOOSTED !
Wear underwear on your head!
Because they said so !
Haiku # 74642, January 18, 2022 8:11 pm ET
by W.H.O. is the Enemy of So is C.D.C.
Haiku revived him.
Renewed his mind with pure bliss.
Now he dwells on high.
Haiku # 74641, January 18, 2022 7:08 pm ET
by With Basho's Creditors
Finals week killed him
Fucked his mind past no return
But 5 Cream Friday :)
Haiku # 74638, January 17, 2022 10:15 pm ET
by cursedmints
Pre-calc, APUSH, band
AP stats and AP psych
Fuck you chemistry
Haiku # 74637, January 17, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by cursedmints
Miss Gaines ! Was that you
At that Dead show... the Omni...
Dancing with police?
Haiku # 74636, January 17, 2022 2:53 pm ET
by Tie-died of Hog-tied
Cloaked in ignorance
Seeking happiness and peace
Lost while adulting
Haiku # 74634, January 17, 2022 7:43 am ET
by Chasity Gaines of Moultrie, GA USA
Hi Darth and Moxie.
It sure is fun around here,
For the four of us.
Haiku # 74631, January 16, 2022 6:03 pm ET
by Haiku Influencers Have Billions of Followers Don't Cha Know . . .
First line missing "it".
My smart-bomb missed its target.
Must be a dumb-bomb...
Haiku # 74630, January 16, 2022 5:49 pm ET
by Syllabillagically Challenged of Old Chinese Guy Upper Right
Say in haiku.
Say it and rock their sick world.
Drop haiku smart-bombs!
Haiku # 74629, January 16, 2022 5:46 pm ET
by Massive Impact of This MEGA-website
What ya gonna do
when the 2022
comes down on you? huh?
Haiku # 74627, January 16, 2022 1:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of fingers crossed
I get these weird lines
When I hit the space button...
They're messing with me.
Haiku # 74622, January 15, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by Death to One World Technocracy of Antichrist
All riots are bad
Except for Quiet Riot
They fucking rocked out
Haiku # 74621, January 15, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Phil Lesh
Capitol riot: Bad.
But Black Lives Matter riots
Were noble and good.
Haiku # 74620, January 15, 2022 12:13 pm ET
by Is your attempt to post here getting as weird as mine?
Feeling so Oriental
Can't get used to these bound feet
(picks nose with chopsticks)
Haiku # 74617, January 15, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Boba Boogers of Bubble Tea Emporium
Submissive haiku
Latex pony wearing five
Seven five outfit.
Haiku # 74616, January 14, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by Mox
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