Eighties Culture Club
Pleasure my rub a dub dub
Boy George in my tub
by Musty Sauna of Under your iguana
The Karate Kid...
I try to watch it, but cringe
For eighties culture.
by Mr. Miyagi-san of Okinawa, CA
TinselTownTommy
Film Photography Only
Pretentious photos
by Cyanosis of SlTx
Cyan misses you
“How can a color miss me?”
She’s only Hu-Man
by Looking 4 Sleitchen of It’s SLTXxxxxX
You are forbidden
You’re posting awful poems
This is the bad place!
by Cyanie of SLTXXX baby
god damnnnnn!...
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz \ US
Jaime my good man;
How is Sierra Leone?
Chillin' in Freetown?
by Talking to a Bot Again of Gris-gris Gumbo Ya Ya
The Tootsie Pop Owl
has hidden fecal matter
in every candy
by Afraid of Birds
Always those same dreams,
Encountering high school flames,
Everything mixed-up.
by And They Never Age, of Course
All around I see
Weird simpering sybarites:
Cursed generation.
by Herostratus of Ephesus
I made a bad one
A bad haiku can be sad
It’s not always dumb
by Cyan of SLTX
Bad haiku censors
This isn’t fair I am me
Let me talk to him
by Cyan of SLTX
You got egg on your face.
You let them put stuff in you.
And you made them rich!
by I So Sorry For You of C.D.C. ( Center for Dumbass Command)
Ah shore is ig'nant...
If you hadent of tole me
I woodent of knowed!
by Desperately in Need of Enlightenment from Pompous People
Do not get boosted
Internet dumb ass said so
So it must be true
by Ignorance is the real enemy
Lindsey Graham makes love
With turkey-neck McConnell
On the Senate Floor.
by A Beautiful Scene of Harmonious Governance
Hey thar Uncle Clem,
I done wrote me a haiku.
Kin you let me out?
by Been Locked in Chicken Coop fer a Couple of Weeks Now
Time to get BOOSTED !
Wear underwear on your head!
Because they said so !
by W.H.O. is the Enemy of So is C.D.C.
Haiku revived him.
Renewed his mind with pure bliss.
Now he dwells on high.
by With Basho's Creditors
Finals week killed him
Fucked his mind past no return
But 5 Cream Friday :)
by cursedmints
Pre-calc, APUSH, band
AP stats and AP psych
Fuck you chemistry
by cursedmints
Miss Gaines ! Was that you
At that Dead show... the Omni...
Dancing with police?
by Tie-died of Hog-tied
Cloaked in ignorance
Seeking happiness and peace
Lost while adulting
by Chasity Gaines of Moultrie, GA USA
Hi Darth and Moxie.
It sure is fun around here,
For the four of us.
by Haiku Influencers Have Billions of Followers Don't Cha Know . . .
First line missing "it".
My smart-bomb missed its target.
Must be a dumb-bomb...
by Syllabillagically Challenged of Old Chinese Guy Upper Right
Say in haiku.
Say it and rock their sick world.
Drop haiku smart-bombs!
by Massive Impact of This MEGA-website
What ya gonna do
when the 2022
comes down on you? huh?
by Betty LeBomb of fingers crossed
I get these weird lines
When I hit the space button...
They're messing with me.
by Death to One World Technocracy of Antichrist
All riots are bad
Except for Quiet Riot
They fucking rocked out
by Phil Lesh
Capitol riot: Bad.
But Black Lives Matter riots
Were noble and good.
by Is your attempt to post here getting as weird as mine?
Feeling so Oriental
Can't get used to these bound feet
(picks nose with chopsticks)
by Boba Boogers of Bubble Tea Emporium
Submissive haiku
Latex pony wearing five
Seven five outfit.
by Mox
Treat yourself the way
you would treat your closest friend.
Darth's my only friend.
by Figteenth cup of coffee
Walking through haiku
Feeling so Oriental;
your poems are BAD.
by Li Po, 3rd Dynasty of Stoopid
Walking through thick fog
Feeling disoriented
Your farts are toxic
by Methane kiss of Hershey, PA
We shall prevail, friends
We shall triumph over them:
boring technocrats.
by Gill Bates of Windows 666
How about butt cheeks?
Someone sitting on your face
makes an impression
by Shitface Grin of Old Willow Tattoo Parlour
Like facial tattoos?
I'm thinking of getting one.
Don't know what to get
by Bad decisions await
I caught the bug and
Here I am parked alive bad
Tires, no bukowski
by Vhs
Yah-at-eeh there, chief.
How is life out on the Rez?
Beer in your hogan?
by Fake-ass Indian of the Internet
Thomas Pak, Zambian,
Overdosed on Paxlovid
and nobody cared.
by Commissions Bot of Fig Bharma
Slobber on my knob
Trying to open the door
Golden retriever
by Kid Gloves
Gourmet cheese robot
If you catch just the right wind
he smells like old feet
by Stankazoid of formerly the rez
Dumbass internet:
technocrats control your soul,
Your useless lost soul.
by Soteriology of the Intertoobs
Dumbass haiku verse,
take a long walk off short pier.
Move out of my way.
by The Way of Haiku
Dumbass haiku site.
Take a tip from me, Basho.
You don't move my soul.
by Silly Woodcuts of Japonaiseries
Dumbass Chinese bot:
Take some ESOL classes, dolt.
You don't move product...
by Gamerflori of Nicaragua
Bye Cirsten Weldon
by Anonymous Poet
Was Rip Van Winkle
Abducted by Aliens
No, no he was not
by Shirley Smothers
Your boring spam ads
Make me want to return to
The Stone Age. Fuck off.
by Useless Talking To A Bot
