Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

People take shit too black and white for no reason. The amount of people who actively deny themselves art because of pre conceived notions has always been an extremely interesting social thing to me.
Haiku # 74735, February 2, 2022 11:41 pm ET
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz - The U.S.
There's not enough God
and way too many riots.
Covid: miracle.
Haiku # 74734, February 2, 2022 10:12 am ET
by Rising from the Ashes of Ash
Just sleep late will you?
Leave the damn groundhogs alone
They don't need that shit
Haiku # 74733, February 2, 2022 12:41 am ET
by Anglo Sexon
Save us from ourselves
Send a monkey to Pluto
Hemorrhoid licker
Haiku # 74732, February 2, 2022 12:06 am ET
by Unnatural Selection
silence is golden
sometimes, people seem to forget
that these days, yo.
Haiku # 74730, February 1, 2022 2:48 pm ET
by vhs
canadas truckers
will the woke awaken from
the frozen stories?
Haiku # 74729, February 1, 2022 1:04 pm ET
by vhs
i hot the fehlingk
za behlever yah ist feels
bad alls not vell here
Haiku # 74728, February 1, 2022 7:45 am ET
by vhs
there's too much covid
and not enough miracles
god's such a riot
Haiku # 74727, February 1, 2022 7:38 am ET
by ash
I've returned again,
Bob the Snob, and I'm
From the internet!

I came on this site,
When I was but a young boy,
Now I feel so old.

First time I was here,
Two thousand and eight,
Last, twenty fourteen.

Twenty twenty two;
The world has changed too much now.
Nothing is the same.

What will future bring?
Will the world open back up?
Were these the good times?

Looking back again,
Will I think how young I was,
Back in current year?

Keep my words alive,
Search for "Bob the Snob"
From "The Internet"

Here, yet off I go,
Hurtling into the future,
When will I be back?
Haiku # 74725, February 1, 2022 1:21 am ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
phantom hitchhikers
skinwalkers, black eyed children,
and my ex girlfriend
Haiku # 74724, January 31, 2022 11:00 pm ET
by vhs
This site having plans
for invasion of Ukraine.
No wonder was blocked!
Haiku # 74723, January 31, 2022 8:36 pm ET
by Sneaky Little Boris of Greater RUSSIA
It said I can re
Ply to this conversation
Then there was the void
Haiku # 74722, January 31, 2022 3:45 pm ET
by Waiting for godot
Sometimes the void speaks
Some say silence is violence
I say it's violins
Haiku # 74721, January 31, 2022 3:40 pm ET
by Mox
Confidence is an
Illusion when we all fall
Down, feast or cliche
Haiku # 74720, January 31, 2022 3:39 pm ET
by Mox
Ash, you are brilliant.
You are the Lord of haiku.
And you taught Basho.
Haiku # 74719, January 31, 2022 12:42 pm ET
by Anyone else see weird lines on last line before it's posted?
here's my good advice
when nothing is left to say
just shut the fuck up
Haiku # 74718, January 31, 2022 8:09 am ET
by ash, of course i'll be back though...
like diarrhoea
after a bowel obstruction
let my haiku flow
Haiku # 74717, January 31, 2022 7:57 am ET
by ash
not my best haiku
yet shamefully repeated
i spill my entrails
Haiku # 74716, January 31, 2022 7:55 am ET
by ash
haiku for the win!
investigating further
it's a quadrella
Haiku # 74715, January 31, 2022 7:52 am ET
by ash
it's not alzheimer's
i see the site is now fixed
and i've posted twice
Haiku # 74714, January 31, 2022 7:50 am ET
by ash
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74713, January 31, 2022 7:45 am ET
by ash
Rotten dog breakfast
Then old Chinese man for lunch.
Haiku for dinner.
Haiku # 74712, January 31, 2022 6:07 am ET
by Haiku Meal Plan of Lose Up To 17 Syllables in ONE POEM!
speaking of that thing
called invasions, we are selling
revolutions, da...
Haiku # 74711, January 30, 2022 11:40 pm ET
by vhs
its like some rando
crazy robots spraytagging
with graffitti floof
Haiku # 74709, January 30, 2022 9:13 am ET
by vhs
Violence is boring.
Mindless and unfulfilling.
Wishing you will stop.
Haiku # 74708, January 30, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Be kind. of It's own reward.
to everything turn
turn turn, yada yada there's
war then there's seinfeld
Haiku # 74705, January 29, 2022 4:52 pm ET
by vhs
they used to be there
but they grew old and they moved
out, all is cobwebs
Haiku # 74704, January 29, 2022 4:32 pm ET
by vhs
a lot of the stuff
posted on this site is just
relevant to the

subject at hand some
snapshot in history and
here it is on line
Haiku # 74703, January 29, 2022 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
salutes Janis! i
will remain forever in
your debt for this place
Haiku # 74702, January 29, 2022 4:20 pm ET
by vhs
We thank you, Janis
For maintaining Liberty
At this great website.
Haiku # 74701, January 29, 2022 4:11 pm ET
by Technocrats Will Face the LORD
JAH Rastafari
Will smite the heathen sinners
Who block haiku posts.
Haiku # 74700, January 29, 2022 4:08 pm ET
by Haile Selassie KING of KINGS so BURN, Babylon Yes I
my heart is not there
because i think we're all doomed
that cold war death cry
Haiku # 74699, January 29, 2022 4:02 pm ET
by vhs
welcome back oh great
glorious for make bad haiku
which is most good!
Haiku # 74698, January 29, 2022 1:18 pm ET
by vhs
Something is broken
Can't post our awesome haiku
Please make fix happen
Haiku # 74697, January 29, 2022 12:25 am ET
by Turdley
Macaroni pie
Makes the children want to die
Don't you even try
Haiku # 74696, January 28, 2022 10:23 pm ET
by Rhyming Corpse
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74694, January 27, 2022 10:30 pm ET
by ash
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74693, January 27, 2022 10:21 pm ET
by ash
Go suck your cat-teat
Haiku # 74691, January 27, 2022 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are asking if the
ways and means are ready for
new poems ahead
Haiku # 74687, January 27, 2022 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
Sometimes the haiku
gets lost in the translation
but you can smell it
Haiku # 74686, January 27, 2022 11:50 am ET
by Latrine Poet
testing 1 - 2 - HAIKU
Haiku # 74685, January 27, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74684, January 27, 2022 6:27 am ET
by ash
When I try to post
a bad haiku, I am blocked.
so: Who, How, and Why?
Haiku # 74682, January 26, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by This one was from a different device
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74681, January 26, 2022 4:58 pm ET
by Lunicingus of septic tart
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74680, January 26, 2022 4:36 pm ET
by lunicingus of septic tart
Site aint work no more?
Or did Janis configure
So as to block me?
Haiku # 74679, January 26, 2022 9:26 am ET
by Spooked
Free Seafood Buffet
Valley of the Alleycats
Garbage can dining!
Haiku # 74678, January 26, 2022 12:15 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
burly, big strong men
going weak as you stick some
meat inside their end
Haiku # 74677, January 25, 2022 6:44 pm ET
by Lind Kneecapbuster of Taco Bell, Glendale
we seem to be a
bit in the pause matrix right
now, russia russia?
Haiku # 74676, January 25, 2022 2:50 pm ET
by vhs
fancy like, a song that
says applebys too many
times for my tastebuds
Haiku # 74675, January 25, 2022 5:57 am ET
by vhs
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